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1. 急求英文電影經典對白 ,4人, 約10分鍾,每個人的對白時間基本上一致。(急,答案好的話追加50分)

20部經典英文電影對白
1.《亂世佳人》
Tomorrow is another day.
2.《泰坦尼克號》
Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
3.《007系列》
"Bond. James Bond."
4.《阿甘正傳》
Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."
Mother: It's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.
Jenny: Are you stupid or something?
Forrest: Momma says that stupid is as stupid does.
5.《終結者》
"I'll be back!"
6.《英國病人》
We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that's all I've wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
7.《空軍一號》
「My family first」
8.《羅馬假日》
I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there,and turn. You stay in car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.
Well, life isn't always what one likes, isn't it?
9.《綠野仙蹤》
"There's no place like home."
10.《卡薩布蘭卡》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world,she walks into mine.
11.《我不是天使》
It』s not the men in your life that counts,it』s the life in your men.
12.《地獄的天使》
Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
13.《鴨子湯》
I could dance with you』till the cows come home.On second thoughts,I』d rather dance with the cows』 till you came home.
14.《安娜·克里斯蒂》
Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don』t be stinchy,baby.
15.《美夢成真》
The end ,is only the beginning.
16.《 Phenomenon》
「 Will you love me for the rest of my life?」
「 No, I'll love you for the rest of mine.」
17.《日出之前》
If there's any kind of magic in this world, it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。
18.《四個婚禮一個葬禮》
--I thought you were gone.
--Without you,never
19.《教父》
Never let anyone know what you are thinking.
20.《美國派3》
Jim: Michelle, you're the one woman I want to be with and the woman I can't be without. I love you !
Michelle: Jim, I have trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel and I realize something. Love isn't just a feeling, Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut. Jim you've give me everything I've ever wanted and It's my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.
具體分析:

背景介紹《警界雙雄》(Starsky&Hutch)是美國最新的警匪喜劇片,改編自20世紀70年代著名系列劇。故事發生在一個虛構的海濱城市「灣城」,主角是一對名叫斯塔奇(本·斯蒂勒飾)和哈金森(歐文·威爾遜飾)的警探搭檔,他們性格迥異卻同樣嫉惡如仇。面對勢力龐大的販毒集團,兩人鬧了不少笑話,不過最終取得了勝利。
下面這段對話發生在影片開頭,一具浮屍被沖到岸邊,由此揭開了整個案子的序幕。
語言點:1、「nexttoimpossible」直譯為「與不可能只差一點」,直白說就是「幾乎是不可能的」。「nextto」相當於「impossible」,英語中類似用「nextto」組成的片語很多。如.(路上沒什麼車,我很快就回家了。)再如,.(我在古玩市場上很便宜地買了這個花瓶。)但要注意如果是「nexttonone」,就不是「幾乎等於零」,而是說「不比任何人差,是最好的」。2、「ginger」的原意是姜。但「ginger」在英語中還有「有活力的、靈活的」之意。此外「ginger」還可做動詞用。「gingerup」意為「使某物充滿活力」。例如:Thepopmusicgingereptheparty.(流行音樂使得聚會充滿活力。)
順便講點題外話。粵語中有「夠姜」一詞,通常用來形容某人「狠辣,不易對付」等。英國導演蓋·里奇的黑幫片《Lock,StockandTwoSmokingBar-rels》,在香港即有「夠姜四小強」的譯法。這與英文中的「ginger」異曲同工,都是取姜本身的特性以做譬喻。3、「meatwagon」原意為「送肉食品的馬車」。但在美國俚語中有「救護車」的意思。現在已經沒法考證是哪個毫無同情心的傢伙最早使用的這個詞。《警界雙雄》中的斯塔奇是個按規則辦事、有時甚至顯得比較固執的警探。編劇在這里讓他使用「meatwagon」一詞,為這個角色平添了幾分生動。

Starsky:Nothing harder to solve than a floater. No prints, body usually bloated. It's next to impossible.
Hutchinson:All right, I say we push it out. Hope the current takes it to the next precinct.
Starsky:Hey, stop it.
Hutchinson:You gotta be very ginger.
Starsky:Hey!
Hutchinson:You point a gun at me? Okay. Fine, have it your way. Knock yourself out.
Starsky:All right, I'm just gonna call in the meat wagon.

2. 請推薦有很多對話的歐美電影,用來學習英語的

最受認可的是<六人行>,這是一個情景喜劇,英文名為<the friends>

3. 外國電影兩個女的和一個骷髏對話什麼名挺搞笑還有點恐怖,有沒有大佬知道什麼電影

美國電影《驚聲尖笑2》,安娜法瑞斯主演!

4. 求一些歐美搞笑電影

強烈推薦《上帝也瘋狂》,我都快成祥林嫂了,見個人就說看《上帝也瘋狂》吧,超搞笑中又發人深省,我看了N遍

《兒女一籮筐1》看了三遍

5. 歐美電影經典對白

Bond Of Brothers
My grandson asked me a question one day. He said, "Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?"
I said: "no, but I served in the company of heroes" ----Dick·Winters
有一天,我的孫子問我一個問題,它說:「爺爺,你是大戰中的英雄嗎?」我回答:「不是,可是我與英雄們一起服役.

Brave Heart
WILLIAM WALLACE:"Fight and you may die. Run and you'll live at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now. Would you be willing to trade? All the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom! Freedom——"

威廉華萊士:

"是啊,如果戰斗,可能會死。如果逃跑,至少還能活。年復一年,直 到壽終正寢。你們!願不願意用這么多苟活的日子去換一個機會,就一個機會!那就是回 來,告訴敵人,他們也許能奪走我們的生命,但是,他們永遠奪不走我們的自由!" "我們的自由!!

Leon
No women, No kids. 體現專業殺手的敬業原則。

Ghost
Look into my eyes, and you will see what you mean to me!!

Sound Of Music
When The Lord closes a door, somewhere he opens a window. 主現在把這扇門關起來了,但是,在某處他為你開了一面窗子。

Love Story
Love means you will never have to say you are sorry.

God Father
A man who is not a father will never be a real man.

Jane Eyre
If God had gifted me with some beauty and much wealth, I should have made it as hard for you to leave me, as it is now for me to leave you. I am not talking to you now through the medium of custom, conventionalities, nor even of mortal flesh: it is my spirit that addresses your spirit; just as if both had passed through the grave, and we stood at God』s feet, equal — as we are! 』 如果上帝賜予我財富和美貌,我會使你難於離開我,就像現在我難於離開你。上帝沒有這么做,而我們的靈魂是平等的,就彷彿我們兩人穿過墳墓,站在上帝腳下,彼此平等——本來就如此!」

Peter Pan
You mean more to me than anything in this whole world! 你在世界上對我來說是最重要的!

The Shawshank Redemption
I guess it comes down to a simple choice. Get busy living or get busy dieing!
要麼趕著去生,要麼忙著去死!

Band of Brothers
They depended on each other, the world depended on them.

Notting Hill
I'm just a girl, standing on the boy ,asked him to love her.

Sleepless In Seattle
You touch her for the first time, and suddenly your home. It almost likes magic!

6. 英語電影對話里的,十句經典台詞簡單易懂!

一《Shawshank Redemption肖申克的救贖》
1.You know some birds are not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright.
你知道,有些鳥兒是註定不會被關在牢籠里的,它們的每一片羽毛都閃耀著自由的光輝。
2.There is something inside ,that they can't get to , that they can't touch. That's yours.
那是一種內在的東西, 他們到達不了,也無法觸及的,那是你的。
3.Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
希望是一個好東西,也許是最好的,好東西是不會消亡的。
二《Forrest Gump 阿甘正傳》
1.Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
生命就像一盒巧克力,結果往往出人意料。
2.Stupid is as stupid does.
蠢人做蠢事,也可理解為傻人有傻福。
3.Miracles happen every day.
奇跡每天都在發生。
4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.
我和珍妮形影不離。
5.Have you given any thought to your future?
你有沒有為將來打算過呢。
6. You just stay away from me please.
求你離開我。
7. If you are ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away.
你若遇上麻煩,不要逞強,你就跑,遠遠跑開。
8. It made me look like a ck in water.
它讓我如魚得水。
9. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.
死亡是生命的一部分,是我們註定要做的一件事。
10. I was messed up for a long time.
這些年我一塌糊塗。
11. I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidentally―like on a breeze.
我不懂我們是否有著各自的命運,還是只是到處隨風飄盪
三《The Lion King獅子王》
1. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance.
世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2. I laugh in the face of danger.
越危險就越合我心意。
3. I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble.
我只是在必要的時候才會勇敢,勇敢並不代表你要到處闖禍。
4. When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.
如果這個世界對你不理不睬,你也可以這樣對待它。
5. It's like you are back from the dead.
好像你是死而復生似的。
6. You can't change the past.
過去的事是不可以改變的。
7. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it. 對,過去是痛楚的,但我認為你要麼可以逃避,要麼可以向它學習。
8. This is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will?
這是我的國土,我不為她而戰斗,誰為呢?
9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.
我為何要相信你?你所說的一切都是謊話。
10. I'll make it up to you, I promise.
我會補償你的,我保證。
四《Gone with The Wind 亂世佳人》
1.Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it's the only thing that lasts.
土地是世界上唯一值得你去為之工作, 為之戰斗, 為之犧牲的東西,因為它是唯一永恆的東西。
2.I wish I could be more like you.
我要像你一樣就好了。
3.Whatever comes, I'll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.
無論發生什麼事,我都會像現在一樣愛你,直到永遠
4.I think it's hard winning a war with words.我認為紙上談兵沒什麼作用。
5. Sir, you're no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.
先生,你可真不是個君子,小姐,你也不是什麼淑女。
6.I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.
我做任何事不過是為了有所回報,我總要得到報酬。
7.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.
哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你。
8.I love you more than I've ever loved any woman. And I've waited longer for you than I've waited for any woman.
此句只可意會不可言傳。。。。。
9.If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!
即使讓我撒謊,去偷,去騙,去殺人,上帝作證,我再也不要挨餓了。
10.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.
現在我發現自己活在一個比死還要痛苦的世界,一個無我容身之處的世界。
11.You're throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.
你把自己的幸福拱手相讓,去追求一些根本不會讓你幸福的東西。
12.Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.
家,我要回家.我要想辦法讓他回來.不管怎樣,明天又是全新的一天。
五《TITANIC泰坦尼克號》
1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming.
外表看,我是個教養良好的小姐,骨子裡,我很反叛.
2.We're the luckiest sons-of-bitches in the world.
我們是真他媽的走運極了.(地道的美國國罵)
3.There is nothing I couldn't give you, there is nothing I would deny you, if you would not deny me. Open you're heart to me.如果你不違背我,你要什麼我就能給你什麼,你要什麼都可以.把你 的心交給我吧.
4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband.
讀大學的目的是找一個好丈夫.(好像有些片面,但比較真實)
5.Remember, they love money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you're in the club.
只要你裝得很有錢的樣子他們就會跟你套近乎。
6.All life is a game of luck.
生活本來就全靠運氣。
7.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen, or who I'm going to meet, where I'm going to wind up.
我喜歡早上起來時一切都是未知的,不知會遇見什麼人,會有什麼樣的結局。
8.I figure life is a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you're going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you. 我覺得生命是一份禮物,我不想浪費它,你不會知道下一手牌會是什麼,要學會接受生活。
9.To make each day count.
要讓每一天都有所值。
10.We're women. Our choices are never easy.
我們是女人,我們的選擇從來就不易。
11.You jump, I jump.
(another touching sentence)
12.Will you give us a chance to live?
能不能給我們留一條生路?
13.God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be any more pain, for the former world has passed away.
上帝擦去他們所有的眼淚.死亡不再有,也不再有悲傷和生死離別,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣.
六《Sleepless in Seattle西雅圖不眠夜》
1.Work hard! Work will save you. Work is the only thing that will see you through this.
努力工作吧!工作能拯救你.埋頭苦幹可令你忘記痛楚.
2.You make millions of decisions that mean nothing and then one day your order takes out and it changes your life.
你每天都在做很多看起來毫無意義的決定,但某天你的某個決定就能改變你的一生.
3.Destiny takes a hand.命中註定.
4.You know, you can tell a lot from a person's voice.
從一個人的聲音可以知道他是怎樣的人.
5.People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again.
真愛過的人很難再戀愛.
6.You know it's easier to get killed by a terrorist than get married over the age of 40.
你知道,女人過了40想出嫁就難了,被恐怖分子殺死都比這容易.
7.You are the most attractive man I ever laid ears.
你是我聽過的最帥的男士.
8.Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't love you?
為什麼留戀一個不愛你的人?
9.When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously.So what we think of as fate, is just two neuroses knowing they're a perfect match.
當你被某個人吸引時,那隻是意味著你倆在潛意識里相互吸引.因此,所謂命運,就只不過是兩個瘋子認為他們自己是天造一對,地設一雙.
10.Everybody panics before they get married.每個人婚前都會緊張的.
11.Your destiny can be your doom.命運也許會成為厄運.
12.The reason I know this and you don't is because I'm younger and pure. So I'm more in touch with cosmic forces.
之所以我知道而你不知道是因為我年幼純潔,所以我比較能接觸宇宙的力量.
13.I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for.
我不想要你將就,我也不想成為將就的對象.
14.What if something had happened to you? What if I couldn't get to you? What would I have done without you? You're my family. You're all I've got.
要是你出了事怎麼辦?要是我找不到你怎麼辦?如果沒有你我該怎麼辦?你是我的家人,你是我的一切.
七《GARFIELD加菲貓》
1. Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.
鈔票不是萬能的, 有時還需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物, 因為它們很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水, 盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居, 不過不要讓她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後, 都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背後, 都有兩個。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.<br/>再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚? 結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞, 他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚 (聯系)
9. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
10. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
11. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
現在的夢想決定著你的將來, 所以還是再睡一會吧
12. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
13. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不會導致死亡! 不過我不會用自己去證明。
14. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看著別人工作。
15. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚, 幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。

7. 跪求:有什麼搞笑的歐美電影

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◆09年的2部推薦:
驚恐小鎮 Panique au village (2009)8.2 很偏門的動畫片,但是很搞笑,無厘頭的
小淘氣尼古拉 Le Petit Nicolas (2009)8.6 根據法國著名兒童讀物改編,片子浪漫、風趣充滿幽默感,把小孩子天真行為描寫得非常瘋狂搞笑

◆其他印象深刻的:
波拉特 Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)7.0 偽記錄片,純搞笑
鮑萊特 | 寶拉西遊記 | 波叔出城:哈薩克鄉下佬去美國搵著數 | 芭樂特:哈薩克青年必修(理)美國文化 | 波拉特:為建設偉大的祖國哈薩克而學習美國文化
導演:拉里·查爾斯 主演:薩莎·拜倫·科恩 帕米拉·安德森 肯·戴維蒂安 ...
影片講述了一個在美國的哈薩克主持人的搞笑經歷。這部打著哈美兩國文化友好交流旗號的片子實際是一道惡搞大餐。

洋蔥電影 The Onion Movie (2008)7.5
導演:湯姆·肯特茲 主演:蘭·卡琉 史蒂文·席格 莎拉·邁克埃利戈特 ...
作為全球最沒有事實依據的傳媒,「洋蔥新聞」所杜撰的那些虛假新聞,全部被收羅到了一起變成了這部很有「洋蔥」味道的電影。

◆還有幾部搞笑類的連續劇不錯
生活大爆炸 The Big Bang Theory (2007)9.3 美劇,四個高智商宅男和一個無腦美女,對話經典
IT狂人 The IT Crowd (2006)9.1 英劇,講辦公室it宅男,笑料非常新穎,有些地方能讓你笑到面部扭曲的地步
小不列顛 Little Britain (2003)9.1英劇,超級無厘頭,2人分飾很多角色的情景惡搞劇

ps如果你喜歡老片,建議看看路易·德·菲耐斯(louis de funès)的片子,部部都經典,我現在也時常翻出來看看,很好笑

8. 急求歐美電影經典對白 三人的

You must do me this honor. You must promise me that you will survive...### (Both Rose and Jack are in the icy-cold sea now.)
ROSE: I love you, Jack.

JACK: No... Don't you do that. Don't say your good-byes. Not yet. Do you understand me?

ROSE: I'm so cold.

JACK: Listen, Rose. You're going to get out of here. You're going to go on and you're going to make lots of babies and you're going to watch them grow and you're going to die an old, an old lady, warm in your bed. Not here. Not this night. Not like this. Do you understand me?

ROSE: I can't feel my body.

JACK: Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you. And I'm thankful for that, Rose, I'm thankful. You must do me this honor. You must promise me that you will survive... that you won't give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of that promise.

ROSE: I promise.

JACK: Never let go.

ROSE: I will never let go, Jack, I'll never let go.

###你要幫我個忙。答應我活下去……###
(露絲和傑克都在冰冷的海水中)
露絲:傑克,我愛你。
傑克:別,別這樣。不要說再見。還不是時候。你明白了嗎?
露絲:我覺得很冷。
傑克: 聽我說,露絲。你一定能脫險的。你要活下去,生許多孩子,看著他們長大。你會安享晚年,安息在溫暖的床上。而不是今晚在這里,不是像這樣死去。你明白了嗎? 露絲:我失去知覺了。
傑克:贏得船票是我一生中最幸運的事。讓我認識了你。感謝上蒼,露絲,我是那麼感激它!你要幫我個忙。答應我活下去……無論發生什麼……無論多麼絕望……永不放棄。答應我,露絲,永不放棄你對我的承諾。
露絲:我答應你。
傑克:永不放棄。
露絲:我不會放棄的,傑克,我永遠不會放棄。

《羅馬假日》經典對白
記者:公主殿下對所訪問的城市中印象最深的是哪一個呢?

(J: Which of the fities that you visited did your Highness enjoy the most?)

安妮公主:每一個城市都各具特色而令人難忘,很難...羅馬,無疑是羅馬.我會珍惜在這里的記憶,直到永遠!

(A: Each in its own way was unforgettable. It would be difficult to ...Rome. By all means, Rome. I will cherish my visit here in memory, as long as I live!)

Princess:Shall I cook something?

Joe:No kitchen.And nothing to cook.I always eat out.

Princess:Do you like that?

Joe:Well,life isn't always what one likes,isn't it?

Princess:No,it isn't.

安 妮:我做點什麼吃的吧。
喬 :沒有廚房,也沒有東西可做。我總是在外邊吃飯。
安 妮:你喜歡這樣嗎?
喬 :沒辦法,由不得自己,是嗎?
安 妮:是的,由不得自己。
這段對話,是逃出宮門的公主與新聞記者Joe渡過快樂的一天後,回到Joe的住處時,與他的談話。公主的回答是:No,it isn't.正是她對出宮後的生活有感而發。最後,公主懷著與Joe共渡自由生活的美好回憶,返回宮中

9. 電影搞笑經典對白台詞

在觀看電影的時候,也讀到了許多搞笑 經典台詞 。下面就讓我來為大家一一盤點電影搞笑經典對白台詞吧,真的是非常的精彩!希望你喜歡!

電影搞笑經典對白台詞【精選版】
1) 如果我是你的話,我不會這樣做。

2) 所謂美女,大都是化妝品的奴隸。

3) 紙包雞,雞包紙,紙包雞包雞包紙……

4) 如果我知道怎麼舍棄你,那該有多好。

5) 告訴你們一個好消息,我們是搶劫的。

6) 二當家:娘子,跟牛魔王出來看上帝。

7) 我可以告訴你,但是我不得不殺了你。

8) 這個真相的代價太高了,還是不要聽了。

9) 跟著你,有肉吃。

10) 你想學?我教你。
電影搞笑經典對白台詞【最新版】
1) 其實,我是一個演員。

2) 神仙?妖怪?謝謝。

3) 一念天堂,一念地獄。

4) 我泱泱大國,以誠信為本。

5) 黎叔很生氣,後果很嚴重。

6) 打雷啦!下雨啦!快收衣服啊!

7) 古倫木,古倫木!歐巴,歐巴!

8) 我本是男兒郎,又不是女嬌娥。

9) 你這哪裡是交手,明明是交腳!

10) 你要是鮮花,以後牛都不敢拉屎了。

11) 俺們江湖中人,義字當先,這又算啥呢!

12) 你貴為皇後,母儀天下,睡覺還蹬被子。

13) 都想抓住青春的尾巴,可惜青春是只壁虎。

14) 等等!我可以解釋!事情不是你想的那樣!

15) 我不管你是男是女,我只知道我好鍾意你。

16) 梁朝偉:“我是警察!”劉德華:“誰知道?”

17) 愛一個人需要理由嗎?不需要嗎?需要嗎?

18) 你信不信我一巴掌把你拍牆上,摳都摳不下來!

19) 又是個戴綠帽子的,看來你們那綠化不錯!

20) 飛,是小李飛刀的飛;刀,是小李飛刀的刀。
電影搞笑經典對白台詞【熱門版】
1) 你噴我老婆,我不介意!以德服人,以德服人!

2) 朕給你的,才是你的,朕不給你,你不能搶。

3) 辣妹子辣,辣妹子辣,辣妹子不該拿的不拿。

4) 找個地方坐下來,飲杯茶,吃個包子,慢慢談。

5) 仔細聽好我下面說的每一句話,因為我只會說一次。

6) 生我是副作用呀!你還不是享受那些製造過程嘛?

7) “小琴,你覺得我怎麼樣?”“除了帥沒什麼好說的。”

8) “小二,來兩條肥香腸!”小二:“你不是正在吃嗎?

9) 呵,原諒他是上帝的事兒,我的任務是送他去見上帝!

10) 姐,如果有一個人深深傷害了你,你怎麼才能原諒他?

11) 我要藏寶圖,你給我張地圖,啊?這還是張世界地圖?

12) 有些人一輩子都在騙人,而有些人用一輩子去騙一個人。

13) 以後你就是我的人了,和我的驢一樣,給你蓋個章。

14) 我甚至連他的一張照片都沒有。他只活在我的記憶里。

15) 不錯!我就是美貌與智慧並重,英雄與俠義的化身唐伯虎!

16) 現在我鄭重宣布,這座山上所有的東西都是我的,包括你。

17) 人生如戲,愛的是一個,結婚生子的又是另一個。很正常。

18) 我不是蝗蟲,我不是蜈蚣,我只愛賤哥哥,完美的愛情。

19) 這里有隻Ace,只要我輕輕一捽,就立刻變了一隻皺了的Ace。

20) 菩提老祖:哎,我跟你研究研究嘛,幹嘛那麼認真了?需要嗎?

21) 靠山吃山,靠水吃水,今天搶劫,不許不給,誰要反抗,讓他見鬼。

22) 說好三年,三年之後又三年,三年之後又三年,都快十年了,老闆!

23) 長夜漫漫無心睡眠,我以為只有我睡不著,想不到晶晶姑娘你也…

24) 我對你的景仰有如滔滔江水連綿不絕,又猶如黃河泛濫一發而不可收拾!

25) 我的 興趣 愛好 可分為靜態和動態兩種,靜態就是睡覺,動態就是翻身…

26) 我對您的景仰有如滔滔江水連綿不絕,又有如黃河泛濫一發不可收拾!

27) 世界上有那麼多的城市,城市中有那麼多的酒館,而她卻偏偏走進了我的。。

28) 當在路上聽見有人打招呼時說:跟我說話嗎?不是跟我說的吧?認錯人啦!

29) 長夜漫漫,無心睡眠。我以為只有我睡不著覺,原來晶晶姑娘你也睡不著。

30) 如果領導下個月再不給我加薪,我就辭職,辭職前再給他送兩條中華,抽死他。

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