1. 三人英語情景劇劇本
很簡單，你去找一個童話故事裡的片段，如皇帝的新衣這個故事演起來時間很少的
2. 急求三人英語劇本，要電影片段的！！！英文電影！！！五分鍾左右，初中一年級水準！！！急求！！！
你不如買本瘋狂英語看了 每一期都有推薦電影 而且還有部分電影對白 台詞 情節 都寫的很清楚 去找一本適合你們的 買下來 背誦就可以了
3. 求經典的三個人的英文電影對白
Ennio Morricone所創作出的經典樂章，讓人們難以忘懷。甚至有人形容閉上眼睛開這部電影就像聽一場音樂會一樣過癮。不管是新奇浪漫愛情主題的Playing Love，還是在風浪中隨波飛舞的Magic Waltz，抑或是爵士鼻祖彈奏的那首充滿挑釁的The Crave，還有1900精彩炫目的Enring Movement，大師老莫的才華在華彩飛揚的樂章中展現無遺。
「Take a piano. The keys begin, the keys end. You know there are eightyeight of them, nobody can tell you any different. They are not infinite. You are infinite. And on these keys the music that you can make is infinite. I like that. That I can live by.」——這是我認為整部電影中最經典的台詞，因為這句話最可以體現1900的心靈世界，他將鋼琴和音樂視為生命，或者說他就是鋼琴，鋼琴就是他。他從一出生就在船上，他沒有下過船，沒有到過陸地，因此他對陸地沒有期盼、沒有好奇。然而當他心愛的姑娘出現時，他為了愛決定下船，他說了這樣一段話：「Its voice.It's like ...a big scream,telling you that life is immense.Once you've finally heard it then you will really know what you have to do to go on living.I could stay here forever.The ocean would never tell me a thing.But if I get off,live on landfor a couple of years,then I'd be normal,just like the others.And then,maybe one day I will make it to the coast,look up,see the ocean and hear it scream.本以為，他意識到了生活的無邊與美好，本以為，他體會到了海所不能帶給他的東西，本以為，他會如他所說的那樣義無反顧的下船去，可是，到最後關頭，他還是反悔了，他到底是不會也不能離開，他不會出賣鋼琴，因為那是他的命！
1900很膽小、很怯懦，但一切的一切，他是為了守護自己，守護鋼琴，守護心靈，他將心圍裹上厚厚的籬牆，守護他心中強大的力量。所以，他有勇氣面對死亡。他最終與Virginian一同化為灰燼，我記得每當看到這里，我都會哭，可是哭過之後，我才發現這樣的結局對於1900來說是最好的結局。最終，他還是純潔的、美好的，最終，他守住了理想！
4. 求一3人的英語情景劇劇本，要有翻譯的那種
白 :Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mather had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She weared drity clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we』ll show you a different play today.
(灰姑娘昂首挺胸帥氣十足地上場)
旁白 ：She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport.
Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘沖刺,旁邊老師讀秒:11』9)
Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敵眾,輕松灌籃)
Now,she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,對手倒)
This is her----Cinderella
灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish?
旁白 :Ok(結巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can』t escape the poor life, Why? That is-----
繼母(假裝洗衣服) :How cold the water! I』m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.
(灰姑娘默,從繼母手中拿過洗衣盆)
(一姐將盆碗碰得亂響.灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過盆碗)
(一姐手持針線縫衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過衣服)
第一幕
(灰姑娘在幫後母按摩肩膀)
二姐(奔入,揚動手中傳單) :Mom, Mom, Look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.
The King is having a party. The Prince will look for a wife.
一姐(托腮) :I must be choosen, I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
二姐(憑空跳舞) :No, Not you. I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.
(兩姐爭吵起來,繼母從女兒手中拿過傳單,親吻)
繼母 :Oh, baby. Stop. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you. Come on , make up yourself. We haven』t enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!
灰姑娘 :OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to ------
(三人斂神)
一姐 :Oh, my God! I forgot Tim』s homework. He gave us a lot of homework.. I can』t finish, what should I do ?
二姐(拿書,指,附和) :Oh, Yes, Yes. Look, execise A, excise B, excise C, excise D, excise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study plan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh, my God! Oh
5. 求3人英語話劇劇本 5分鍾
C,the customer. W,the waiter. M,the manager. In the restaurant. W:What can I do for you,sir? C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.That's all. W:A moment. W:Yours,sir. C:Thank you. C:Waiter. W:Yes?Sir. C:How can I have the soup? W:I'm sorry.Sir.I'll change it for you. W:Here your soup.Sir. C:Thank you. C:waiter! W:Sir. C:How can I have the soup? W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second. C:Sir.I'm sorry for the soup.Now is the soup. W:OK. C:Waiter!! W:Sir? C:Call your manager,please. M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup? C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON
或是白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
再或是《葉花K西》
人物介紹：西門吹雪（X），葉孤城（Y），King(K).花滿樓（H）
道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。
第一幕：決戰紫荊城之顛
旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .
Birdsaredancinginthecold .
Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .
Windiscominginsilence.
Another mysteriousmanapproaches .
Y與X相遇．
X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.
X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
Y:ha ha ,Iwon』tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I』mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?
X:Iamximenchuixue.
Y驚訝:Ar, ximenchui xue?
X:Yes,whatiswrong?
Y:?
X:Great, youknowme !
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don』tkillme! letmeyougo!
X:No, Imustkillyou !
Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!
X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的說：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X搶過牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?
Y:pleasedrinkit!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
X:Sure, must! milkismilk.
Y(惱怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! !?
X:I』msureIwon』t!
Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you』llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
X捂著肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可憐狀: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The 「WC」?
Y:Oh,I see ,!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出紙屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!
H:Stop!!
Y:Whoareyou?
H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin「WC」 now,ha……
H驚訝:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
Y:Youareright!
H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?
Y:Yes,It』sverygood.
H:Ok, followme, Let』sgotoseemyking!
Y:Ok,Let』s go
6. 求一3人的英語短劇劇本 內容不限 10分鍾左右
A Brother Like That
A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.
"Is this your car, Mister?" he said.
Paul nodded. "My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded. "You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn』t cost you nothing? Boy, I wish . . ." He hesitated.
Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for. He was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels.
"I wish," the boy went on, "That I could be a brother
like that."
Paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, "Would you like to take a ride in my car?"
"Oh yes, Id love that."
After a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, "Mister, would you mind driving in front of my house?"
Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad wanted. He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile. But Paul was wrong again. "Will you stop where those two steps are?" the boy asked.
He ran up the steps. Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back, but he was not coming fast. He was carrying his little crippled brother. He sat him down on the bottom step, then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car.
"There she is, Buddy, just like I told you upstairs. His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn』t cost him a cent. And some day Im gonna give you one just like it . . . then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about."
Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car. The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride. That Christmas Eve, Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said: "It is more blessed to give . . . "
內容：
哥哥的心願
聖誕節時，保羅的哥哥送他一輛新車。聖誕節當天，保羅離開辦公室時，一個男孩繞著那輛閃閃發亮的新車，十分贊嘆地問：
"先生，這是你的車？"
保羅點點頭："這是我哥哥送給我的聖誕節禮物。"男孩滿臉驚訝，支支吾吾地說："你是說這是你哥送的禮物，沒花你一分錢？天哪，我真希望也能……"
保羅當然知道男孩他真想希望什麼。他希望能有一個象那樣的哥哥。但是小男孩接下來說的話卻完全出乎了保羅的意料。
"我希望自己能成為送車給弟弟的哥哥。"男孩繼續說。
保羅驚愕地看著那男孩，沖口而出地說："你要不要坐我的車去兜風？"
"哦，當然好了，我太想坐了！"
車開了一小段路後，那孩子轉過頭來，眼睛閃閃發亮，對我說："先生，你能不能把車子開到我家門前？"
保羅微笑，他知道孩子想干什麼。那男孩必定是要向鄰居炫耀，讓大家知道他坐了一部大轎車回家。但是這次保羅又猜錯了。"你能不能把車子停在那兩個台階前？"男孩要求道。
男孩跑上了階梯，過了一會兒保羅聽到他回來了，但動作似乎有些緩慢。原來把他跛腳的弟弟帶出來了，將他安置在第一個台階上，緊緊地抱著他，指著那輛新車。
只聽那男孩告訴弟弟："你看，這就是我剛才在樓上對你說的那輛新車。這是保羅他哥哥送給他的哦！將來我也會送給你一輛像這樣的車，到那時候你就能自己去看那些在聖誕節時，掛窗口上的漂亮飾品了，就象我告訴過你的那樣。"
保羅走下車子，把跛腳男孩抱到車子的前座。興奮得滿眼放光的哥哥也爬上車子，坐在弟弟的身旁。就這樣他們三人開始一次令人難忘的假日兜風。
那個聖誕夜，保羅才真正體會主耶穌所說的"施比受更有福"的道理。
7. 跪求三人英語短劇（5至10分鍾）
顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯里了
服務員：別擔心，先生，不是很燙！
A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!
一個服務員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
「你瘋了嗎？」顧客喊到，「你的手在我的牛排上！」
「什麼？」服務員說，「你想讓它再掉地上？」
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak?
(What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?
服務員：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一個顧客：我要茶
第二個顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的！
服務員：兩杯茶，哪個要干凈的杯子？
B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?
A:I'll have tea.
C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!
(Waiter exits returns)
B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?
創新句子：我堅持用干凈杯子喝茶。
服務員，這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什麼？
看起來象是在仰泳，
A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...
服務員，湯里有隻蒼蠅！
別擔心，先生，麵包里的蜘蛛會幹掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
服務員，我湯里有隻蒼蠅！
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.
服務員，湯里有隻蒼蠅！
別讓別人看見，先生，要不別人都要。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.
服務員，湯里有隻蒼蠅！
我知道，先生，我們沒有另收錢。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!
服務員，湯里有隻蒼蠅！
對不起，先生，我弄走那三個時忘了這個。
A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
B:Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
服務員，湯里有隻死蒼蠅！
是的，先生，是開水殺死了它們。
A:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!
C:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.
話劇前半部分是荊珂刺秦王搞笑英語話劇劇本
（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, 「Yingzheng」. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：
Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (畫外音：It』s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高興狀) Thank u mirror! （面對觀眾）
I』m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(畢恭畢敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I』ve told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan」!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~
（作殺狀）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什麼，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然後拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）荊軻Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荊軻OK. I』m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers』 world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?
荊軻Off course! 聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音樂起兩人沖上前來「人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。。。」李莫愁倒地荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren』t you hurt?荊軻: We don\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\'t we? Do we? （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要麼，需要麼？）李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.
荊軻再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to 「How are you」?
荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?
羊肉串和納稅人（英文小品）
Characters:
Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao
Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.
Act I
(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)
Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.
Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )
Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!
Dabao: (change faces)
Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here』s no taxi.
Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!
Dabao: What』s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?
Taxi----! Taxi----!
Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?
Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.
Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.
Dabao: It』s a big bug!
Xiaofu: Oh. Don』t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!
Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?
Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.
Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.
7Yuan, my lovely beauty.
Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?
Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I』m bankrupt. I have to change my place.
Hope I would not meet her any more! Let』s go!
Act II
Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.
Let』s enjoy it!
(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")
Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.
Xiaofu: Hi,
Dabao: Hi.
Two: What a familiar face.
Two: It』s you!
Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.
How is your business?
Dabao: Everything is OK!
10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.
Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.
Xiaofu: Great! Have you……
Dabao: Married? I 『m not married; I』m still single.
Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?
Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.
Xioafu: Your receipt, please.
Dabao: (shows the receipt )
Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.
Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are.
Dabao: Thank you. It is my ty. I』m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.
Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country』s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!
Dabao: Let』s do it together! . It』s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more.
Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century!
Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era!
X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye.
D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you?
Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband?
Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o』clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok?
Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves)
Dabao, See you tomorrow.
Dabao: Hope to see you everyday.
The End
8. 3人英文短劇劇本
An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let』s have a rest.
唐僧：沒關系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那裡再休息吧。
I am fine. Let』s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over
there.
悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。
唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。
Master, here we are.
唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從
東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？
Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here
tonight?
老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。（別過臉去繼續哭泣）
Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……
唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。
老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什麼事慢慢說。
Don』t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一隻豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現在正
准備把女兒送出去逃避
Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter,
tonight. We are all
afraid of him.
唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上你們。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can
help you.
老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著
別出來了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very
capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You』d better keep away
tonight.
悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發生什麼事，都不
用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I』d like to see how great he
is. All of you
just stay inside. Don』t come out no matter what happens.
這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鑽。悟空鎮定
地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間裡面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了門後，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴裡大喊：小娘子，我來了。
Darling, here I am.
站在台上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋裡看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什麼羞呀！。
Darling, don』t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a
couple.
豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的
模樣。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。
Darling, don』t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am
sure that I
can make you happy.
小娘子笑著點頭，抓耳撓腮。
八戒：小娘子，你高興的時候幹嘛要像猴子一樣？
Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?
小娘子：我一高興就覺得癢，所以就抓一抓。
When I am happy, I always tickle.
八戒：高興就好，高興就好。我們快入洞房吧。
Fine, let』s go to the bedroom.
八戒拉住小娘子就往房子裡面鑽。小娘子作出動腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。
八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力氣啊，幹嘛把我拉出來啊？
Darling. Why are you so powerful?
小娘子：夫君，你這模樣進去會嚇著我的父母的，還是去你家裡吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We』d better go to
your home.
八戒：去我家？那太好了，我們這就走吧。
Go to my house？OK. that』s a great idea. Let』s go.
兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。
小女子：我一個弱女子，哪裡能走這么遠？夫君背我吧。
I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?
八戒：背你？好，好，好。誰讓你是我的媳婦呢？
Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.
八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我們這就出發了。
Darling, Let's go.
小女子（在八戒頭上一點）：走吧，獃子。
Okay. Let』s go.
音樂響起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。小女子在他背
上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。
八戒：小娘子，你怎麼這么重啊？
Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？
Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)
八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do.
繼續艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒體力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之後，
靈活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的樣子，再做出摔疼了的樣子在那裡呻吟。
八戒聽到女子的呻吟，忙東張西望找小媳婦。
八戒：娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎麼看不見你了？
Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?
小女子（偷偷地笑，再裝作痛苦的樣子）：夫君，我在這里呢。
Honey, I am here.
八戒：哇，娘子, 你怎麼摔到高的地方去了？
Darling. Why did you go up there?
小女子：還不是你這獃子害的。
That's your fault.
八戒：對不起，娘子。對不起，娘子。
Sorry, darling. I』m very sorry.
小女子：看你這么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。
You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let』s have a rest.
八戒：太好了。 我們就休息一下吧！
Have a rest? That』s a good idea. Let』s have a rest.
八戒聽了高興地坐在下面休息，小女子仔細地打量他。
小女子（撒嬌地）：夫君，你是哪裡的神仙，我都還不知道，怎麼能嫁給你呢？你可要告訴我。
Honey, how can I marry you? I don』t even know where you come from.
You must tell me
the truth first.
八戒：唉，別提了，想當年我本是天上的天篷元帥，上天入地，八面威風。只因冒犯了嫦娥，
被玉帝貶下凡塵，錯投了豬胎，長成這般模樣。
Alas! Don』t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between
heaven and the
world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So
I became a pig.
That』s why I am so ugly.
小女子：虧你長得這么丑，還敢出來見人。
You look too ugly to meet people.
八戒：本來我也不想出來，只是南海觀音點化我，叫我在這里等候前往西天的取經人。等了這么久，
也不見，便出來逛逛，能碰到娘子你，是我一生的造化，還管它什麼西天取經呢？（八戒高興地過
去想拉小女子的手）
I didn』t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for
Tangseng. I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It』s lucky to meet
you here.
小女子（把手甩開）：你說自己是天上的神仙，怎麼連我都背不動，真讓人難以相信。
You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can』t you
carry me? It』s
impossible!
八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你幹嘛不信呢你。
I am really the immortal. Why don』t you believe me?
小女子：那你拿出點本事來瞧瞧。
Show me some gongfu then.八戒：好，讓我露兩手來給你看看。
OK, let me show you my gongfu.
從石頭後拿出釘鈀，舞了起來。小女子暗暗點頭。當八戒的釘色舞到小女子面前時，被小女子一把
抓住，往石山後面一拖，八戒被拖了過去。
八戒：娘子，你怎麼這么大的力氣？
Darling. Why are you so strong?
小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀。
Pull me out if you can .
八戒做出用力拖的樣子，沒有發現拖出來的卻是悟空。悟空一鬆手，八戒摔倒在地。
八戒：娘子，你怎麼這么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要開玩笑了。
How could you let me fall down? Don』t kid any longer.
悟空大笑：獃子，看看我是誰！
You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?
八戒一看，嚇得跳起來：齊天大聖，我的媽呀。
My god! You are Mahatma!
八戒轉身想跑，被悟空攔住，兩人打了起來，八戒不是對手，被悟空壓住，不能動彈。
悟空：獃子，你可還敢在這里害人不成？
You silly! Dare you harm others any more?
八戒：不敢了，不敢了。
No, I dare not!
悟空： 你可還敢在這里娶媳婦？
Dare you wive yet?
八戒：不敢了。大聖爺爺饒我。
No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma.
悟空：量你也不敢。
I bet you dare not.
悟空放開，八戒轉身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。
悟空：獃子，想往哪裡去？
You silly, where are you going?
八戒：我已答應你，不再鬧事了，幹嘛還不放我走？
I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?
悟空：獃子，我帶你去見取經人。
You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.
八戒：什麼？取經人來了？
What? Has Tangseng come?
悟空：走吧。
Yes. Let's go!
兩人在台上走半圈，來到房前。
悟空：師傅，出來吧，這妖怪已經被我降服了。
Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !
唐僧等人走了出來，老頭一家還有些戰戰兢兢。
悟空：獃子，還不跪下，見過師傅。
You silly, kneel down to meet your master.
八戒忙對著唐僧下跪，口喊師傅。唐僧非常吃驚。
Master, nice to meet you here.
唐僧：徒兒，這是怎麼回事？
My prentice, what's up?
悟空：師傅，這是觀世音菩薩特意讓他在此等候陪您上西天取經的。
Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.
唐僧：哦，多謝觀世音菩薩，既然這樣我就收你為徒，賜你法名為
八戒。
I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice
and name you Bajie.
八戒：謝謝師傅（站了起來）。
Thank you, my master!
老頭：恭喜高僧又收神徒。
Congratulations!
唐僧：徒兒們，我們上路吧。（八戒還依依不捨地看著小女子）
Let's go ahead, my prentices.
悟空：八戒，還看什麼呢？走了。
Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Let's go!
八戒戀戀不舍地走到前面帶路。大話西遊經典電影對白欣賞(英文版，暴笑）
唐僧：干什麼？
What』s up?
悟空：放手！
Let go!
唐僧：你想要啊？悟空，你要是想要的話你就說話嘛，你不說我怎麼知道你想要呢，雖然你很有誠意地看著我，可是你還是要跟我說你想要的。你真的想要嗎？那你就拿去吧！你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎？……
You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I』m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really
like? Really?
悟空：我Kao！(悟空一拳將唐僧打倒。)
Shit!
觀音：啊？孫悟空……
Monkey King……
悟空：大家看到啦？這個傢伙沒事就長篇大論婆婆媽媽嘰嘰歪歪，就好象整天有一隻蒼蠅，嗡……對不起，不是一隻，是一堆蒼蠅圍著你，嗡…嗡…嗡…嗡…飛到你的耳朵裡面，救命，救命啊！(悟空倒地翻滾，異常痛苦。)
See, this guy keeps talking all the time, we don』t know what he』s talking about. He』s just like a fly hanging around. Sorry, not a fly. It』s a swarm of flies flying near your ears…… Flying into your brain. Help. Help!
悟空：所以呢我就抓住蒼蠅擠破它的肚皮把它的腸子扯出來再用它的腸子勒住他的脖子用力一拉，呵－－！整條舌頭都伸出來啦！我再手起刀落嘩－－！整個世界清凈了。現在大家明白，為什麼我要殺他！
So I catch that fly. Open its belly. Take out its intestine. Put its intestine around its own neck.
Then I pull the intestine tightly. Everybody, the tongue comes out. I use a blade and cut! Wow! All the people keep silent. Now you know why…… Why I need to kill.
觀音：哼！悟空，你諸多借口，你根本就不想去取西經！
Monkey King, you have so many excuses. You don』t want to get scriptures in the west.
悟空：說那麼多干什麼，打呀！我老孫有金剛不壞之身，十個觀音我都不放在眼裡。(倆人一番鬥法，悟空被觀音降服收入甘露瓶。)
Shut up please! Beat! I』ve got a super body. You can』t hurt me. I don』t scare of any god.
觀音：今天我要替天行道！
I』m gonna punish you.
唐僧：哎哎！徒弟有錯做師傅的也有責任，求姐姐放他一條生路吧！
If a disciple has made a mistake, his master needs to take the responsibility. Goddess, please pardon him!
觀音：我不消滅他沒法兒向玉皇大帝交代！
I have to do so, I need to report to Heaven Emperor.
唐僧：請姐姐跟玉皇大帝說一聲，貧僧願意一命賠一命！(合十坐地，將法杖向空中一拋)
Goddess, please tell Heaven Emperor, I can sacrifice my life for him.
觀音：Longevity Monk.
唐僧：喃嘸阿彌陀佛！(法杖將唐僧砸死。) Namonitabhaya…
9. 求英語電影台詞對白，三人的~
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獅子王：經典對白，適合三人對話，已經靜音加背景音樂處理
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10. 急求適合三人配音的英文電影片段
小王子
小女孩去找小王子時候的對話