『壹』 求japan the strange country 奇怪的日本 英文原文（劇本）
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Japan, the Strange Country
Japan is a small country located in east Asia. The population is around 130,000,000 (one hundred and thirty million) people. The total world population is 6,800,000,000 (six point eight billion), which means that roughly 2 in every 100 people are Japanese. Japan's land area measures 378,000 (three hundred and seventy-eight thousand) square kilometers. If the earth's land area is 149,000,000 (one hundred and forty-nine million) square kilometers and the total area is 510,000,000 (five hundred and ten million) square kilometers, then Japan is no bigger than this red dot.
Japan is the most advanced country in Asia. It is second only to America in GDP and it's proud of its high standard of living and economic wealth. Life expectancy of Japanese men is 79 years and 86 years for women, which is the longest in the world. And there are culture practices such as KABUKI, BONSAI, SUMO, SADOU, KIMONO and ORIGAMI, all of which have developed into distinctly Japanese traditions.
And we must not forget, Japan was the first country in the world to experience the destructive power of not one, but two atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki in World War II. More than 220,000 (two hundred and twenty thousand) people lost their lives and as a result, Japan abandoned its war time constitution.
In these ways Japan is a country with its own original culture and history, but nowadays there are also many strange things about modern day Japan. Let's take a look at these strange things in eight different categories.
1. Character.
Japanese people tend to be short, have black hair, small mouth and small eyes. This is a typical Japanese salaryman and over here is a Japanese schoolgirl. These days Japanese girls have a variety of ways to make their eyes appear bigger. There's even a function to make your eyes so big when you have a photo taken. Japanese technology sure is amazing. Another obsession Japanese girls have is with brands. Not more than anything else, they're obsessed with diets. Japanese women walk about town, carrying their high-quality brand bags. (Above??) for them, it's the ultimate status symbol. Japanese people also have the worst eyesight of anyone in the world with 40% (forty percent) of people using glasses or contact lenses. Japanese people are, generally, pretty shy. You could say that they find it particularly difficult to express how they really feel. Thanks to this, Japanese company meetings tend to drag on, and even after work is over, a Japanese person can't refuse an invitation for drinks. They also need to be careful of (what's the??) relationships between their boss and co-workers. Don't forget to bow on your way home, again, and again, and again. "So, when do I get my vacation?"
2. Tokyo
Tokyo, Japan's capital city, makes up an extremely small area, but it's the heart of Japanese politics, economy, distribution and fashion. A true megalopolis. Tokyo is the Mekka, the place everyone wants to live. And so in recent years, it's become overpopulated to the extreme. An example, compare to an American, who can claim a living space of 180 (one hundred and eighty) square kilometers to himself, there are 11 (eleven) Japanese people cramming to the same space, but in Tokyo alone, there are 192 (one hundred and ninty-two) people squished into the same extremely crammed living conditions. At the famous SHIBUYA scramble crossing, about every green light (drain??) peak hours, around 3,000 (three thousand) people will cross at the same time. At a Tokyo's McDonald's, it's perfectly normal to have just 50 centimeters of bench space per customer. (Ain't that??) like being a chicken in the coop, isn't it?
3. Food
From traditional Japanese style food, to Chinese, Italian, French and American style junk food, Japan is a nation of food lovers. However, the amount of food actually proced in Japan is only around 40%. It's incredible to think that a nation so obsessed with food lets 23,200,000 (twenty-three point two million) tons of it go to waste every single year. That's actually more than four times the 5,900,000 (five point nine million) tons of food that gets sent yearly by eight programs to assist starving nations. Right now, there are 1,000,000,000 (one billion) people in the world suffering from starvation. That's equal to one in every seven people. And someone in the world dies from starvation every four seconds. Of those who die, more than half are children under five. But despite that, Japanese people will eat as much as they like and simply throw away the rest. So, Japanese cuisine, really is a big deal.
4. Technology
Japan is a techonologically advanced nation with bullet trains that reach a speed of 300 (three hundred) kilometers an hour. And mobile friends that can act as a credit card and television all-in-one. Robots that walk like humans? Now truly. There are even restaurants that employ robots to make your RAMEN for you. The toilets in Japan now (lift technological marvels?). The seat warms your bottom. The lid automatically opens and shuts. And if you like, your toilet will even wash your ... and hhh. But for some reasons, old-style Japanese squat toilets still remain popular. Can't imagine why.
5. Water
In Japan, if you turn on the tap, the water that comes out of it is perfectly safe to drink as is. Being an island country, Japan has water in abundance, but despite this, Japan imports huge amounts of mineral water from Europe, like about 580,000 (five hundred and eighty thousand) kilo liters every year. That amount equates to more than 1,160,000,000 (one point one six billion) 500 (five hundred) milliliter PET bottles. By the way, more than 1,100,000,000 (one point one billion) people in the world, or about eight times the population of Japan, don't have access to clean drinking water. A large portion of those who have to drink dirty water suffer from diarrhea and other diseases.
6. SUSHI
When you think Japan, you think SUSHI. There's a traditional style counter SUSHI restaurants, but now SUSHI train restaurants are also popular. You can choose from shrimp, salmon roe, egg and any number or types of SUSHI. Recently, you can even order pudding or Korean BBQs. We don't really know why. By the way, the king of SUSHI in Japan is TUNA. That almost 2 million tons of it fished worldwide every year, Japanese people eat 710,000 (seven hundred and ten thousand) tons. That's a third of the world's total. Or Japan consumes 80% of the world's supply of bluefin tuna. In the past thirty years, the total population of tuna has decreased by a third. Because of that, the bluefin tuna could soon be designated a threatened species, just like the giant panda, blue whale, tiger and African elephant. Now, for the amount of disposable wooden chopsticks that you use to eat that SUSHI with, Japanese people use 23,000,000,000 (twenty-three billion) pairs of chopsticks per year and every person will throw a two-hundred pairs each. And these days, 90% of those chopsticks are sourced from China. Did you have any idea that Japan was using Chinese natural forest resources to make its disposable wooden chopsticks?
7. Love
Have you seen those amazing buildings that look like fairytale castles? Well, you're in Japan. Of course, they are love hotels. There're around 30,000 (thirty thousand) love hotels in Japan and in a single day, 1,850,000 (one point eight five million) couples will visit one. That's quite a lot, but consider this, while every Japanese couple has sex of a grand total of 48 times a year, the global average number of times a couple has sex in one year is 103. And then there are those sex-loving Greeks who (for a??) cate on average 138 times a year. That's more than once every three days. Incredible! Oh, for the record, this is an actual Japanese castle. Please, don't mistake it for a love hotel and try to have sex in it.
8. Suicide
For a country with such a strong economy and the luxury of throwing away unwanted food, you'd think Japan would be a happier country, but it also boasts one of the highest rates of suicide in any developed nation. Even Mount FUJI, a revered symbol of Japan, is a notorious suicide spot for the around 100 dead bodies discovered in the surrounding woodiness every year. It's so not important, but every year, around 35,000 (thirty-five thousand) people in total kill themselves in Japan. That's 90 people every day. Every 16 minutes in Japan, one person takes their own life. I guess a healthy economy does not necessarily make a happy country, does it?
So, this is Japan. When you look at it from a global perspective, do you see what I mean when I say Japan is a strange country? Does Japan seem a bit different from what you first imagined? After all, Japan projects an image of wealth and prosperity. There's probably a lot you can't see behind that image. But take a step back and you can see the bigger, strangier picture. And who created this strange country? You did.
『貳』 求5分鍾日語短劇劇本
菊: ねね。久美子ちゃン、最近二人ともどうだっだの？
久美子:へい？あたし？だれと？
菊: あら、だれ？勿論御子だろう。二人とも話もないし、教室に合っても、知らないの顏をして。一體どうして？以前はいい友達じゃない？
久美子:あいつ。。。。
菊:御子、こちこち、
御子:あら、菊ちゃん、おはよう、あさはじめは元気一杯ね、さすが菊ちゃん。あれ？久美子もいる、おはよう。
久美子:。。。。。
御子:久美子ちゃん、どうしてですが？
菊:そですようね。久美子、いったいなにがあった？あたしたちは友達じゃないか？どうしておしえてくれないの？
久美子:御子、あたしと宇江田のことはおまえがあのばが先生におしえてですが？
御子:実は。。。。
久美子:いいです！あたしは御子のこと大嫌い！
菊:御子。久美子 ちょっとまってよ！
菊:いったいなにがあったよ！まったく。
御子:。。。。。。
菊:御子、きっとなにが理由があったでしょう、おしえよう、
御子:実は、先生はずっと前にふたりのことをしっていて、お父さんとお母さんにおしえて積りです。あたしはせんせいをご両親におしえないをたのみに行く事を久美子ちゃんにみられて、そして久美子はあたしが先生におしえてと思う。
菊:は？じゃ、どうして久美子に事実をおしえて？
御子:あいつは、怒った時は何もきかないでしょう？すこしまって。。
菊:御子。。。。
御子:あたしたちは友達、でしょう？
菊:ん。ずっとともだち、あたしたちは
日常會話必不可少地會摻有約音什麼的，這個沒辦法，我的詞已經盡量簡單了。還有問題直接找我。剛考完二級。下面是翻譯加註釋（學C++習慣了。。。）
菊：久美子，你們兩個最近怎麼了？
久美子：哈？我？和誰怎麼了？
菊：啊？和誰？當然是御子了！兩個人也不說話了。在教師碰面也像是不認識是的。到底發生什麼事了？以前不是好朋友嗎？
久美子：她。。。。
菊：御子，這邊這邊。。
御子：啊！是小菊啊，早上好。一大早就精力十足，真不愧是小菊啊。唉，這不是久美子嗎？早上好！（御子一副笑嘻嘻的臉龐（這些注釋就沒有日語了額））
久美子：。。。。。。（綳著個臉，不說話）
御子：久美子，怎麼了？
菊：就是啊，久美子，到底發生什麼事情了？我們不是好朋友嗎？有什麼事不可以告訴我們嗎？
久美子：御子，我和宇江田的事情（戀愛關系）是不是你告訴老師的？
御子：事實上。。。。
久美子：夠了！我討厭死你了！（跑開）
菊：久美子，等等。。。（沒追上，返回）
菊：到底是怎麼了！真是的。
御子：。。。。
菊：御子， 你肯定有什麼理由對不對？告訴我。
御子：實際上，老師好早就發現了他倆的關系，並且想告訴他們父母。我去求老師不要告訴他們父母，結果被久美子看到了。所有久美子就認為是我告的密。。
菊：那為什麼不告訴久美子？
御子：她是那種生氣的時候什麼也聽不進去的人
菊：御子。。。
御子：我們是朋友，不是嗎？
菊：恩。永遠的好朋友.
具體的表情自己發揮想像力把。
『叄』 求一篇英文短劇劇本
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『肆』 3人英文短劇劇本
An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let』s have a rest.
唐僧：沒關系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那裡再休息吧。
I am fine. Let』s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over
there.
悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。
唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。
Master, here we are.
唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從
東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？
Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here
tonight?
老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。（別過臉去繼續哭泣）
Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……
唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。
老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什麼事慢慢說。
Don』t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一隻豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現在正
准備把女兒送出去逃避
Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter,
tonight. We are all
afraid of him.
唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上你們。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can
help you.
老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著
別出來了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very
capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You』d better keep away
tonight.
悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發生什麼事，都不
用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I』d like to see how great he
is. All of you
just stay inside. Don』t come out no matter what happens.
這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鑽。悟空鎮定
地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間裡面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了門後，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴裡大喊：小娘子，我來了。
Darling, here I am.
站在台上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋裡看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什麼羞呀！。
Darling, don』t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a
couple.
豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的
模樣。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。
Darling, don』t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am
sure that I
can make you happy.
小娘子笑著點頭，抓耳撓腮。
八戒：小娘子，你高興的時候幹嘛要像猴子一樣？
Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?
小娘子：我一高興就覺得癢，所以就抓一抓。
When I am happy, I always tickle.
八戒：高興就好，高興就好。我們快入洞房吧。
Fine, let』s go to the bedroom.
八戒拉住小娘子就往房子裡面鑽。小娘子作出動腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。
八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力氣啊，幹嘛把我拉出來啊？
Darling. Why are you so powerful?
小娘子：夫君，你這模樣進去會嚇著我的父母的，還是去你家裡吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We』d better go to
your home.
八戒：去我家？那太好了，我們這就走吧。
Go to my house？OK. that』s a great idea. Let』s go.
兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。
小女子：我一個弱女子，哪裡能走這么遠？夫君背我吧。
I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?
八戒：背你？好，好，好。誰讓你是我的媳婦呢？
Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.
八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我們這就出發了。
Darling, Let's go.
小女子（在八戒頭上一點）：走吧，獃子。
Okay. Let』s go.
音樂響起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。小女子在他背
上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。
八戒：小娘子，你怎麼這么重啊？
Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？
Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)
八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do.
繼續艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒體力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之後，
靈活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的樣子，再做出摔疼了的樣子在那裡呻吟。
八戒聽到女子的呻吟，忙東張西望找小媳婦。
八戒：娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎麼看不見你了？
Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?
小女子（偷偷地笑，再裝作痛苦的樣子）：夫君，我在這里呢。
Honey, I am here.
八戒：哇，娘子, 你怎麼摔到高的地方去了？
Darling. Why did you go up there?
小女子：還不是你這獃子害的。
That's your fault.
八戒：對不起，娘子。對不起，娘子。
Sorry, darling. I』m very sorry.
小女子：看你這么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。
You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let』s have a rest.
八戒：太好了。 我們就休息一下吧！
Have a rest? That』s a good idea. Let』s have a rest.
八戒聽了高興地坐在下面休息，小女子仔細地打量他。
小女子（撒嬌地）：夫君，你是哪裡的神仙，我都還不知道，怎麼能嫁給你呢？你可要告訴我。
Honey, how can I marry you? I don』t even know where you come from.
You must tell me
the truth first.
八戒：唉，別提了，想當年我本是天上的天篷元帥，上天入地，八面威風。只因冒犯了嫦娥，
被玉帝貶下凡塵，錯投了豬胎，長成這般模樣。
Alas! Don』t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between
heaven and the
world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So
I became a pig.
That』s why I am so ugly.
小女子：虧你長得這么丑，還敢出來見人。
You look too ugly to meet people.
八戒：本來我也不想出來，只是南海觀音點化我，叫我在這里等候前往西天的取經人。等了這么久，
也不見，便出來逛逛，能碰到娘子你，是我一生的造化，還管它什麼西天取經呢？（八戒高興地過
去想拉小女子的手）
I didn』t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for
Tangseng. I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It』s lucky to meet
you here.
小女子（把手甩開）：你說自己是天上的神仙，怎麼連我都背不動，真讓人難以相信。
You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can』t you
carry me? It』s
impossible!
八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你幹嘛不信呢你。
I am really the immortal. Why don』t you believe me?
小女子：那你拿出點本事來瞧瞧。
Show me some gongfu then.八戒：好，讓我露兩手來給你看看。
OK, let me show you my gongfu.
從石頭後拿出釘鈀，舞了起來。小女子暗暗點頭。當八戒的釘色舞到小女子面前時，被小女子一把
抓住，往石山後面一拖，八戒被拖了過去。
八戒：娘子，你怎麼這么大的力氣？
Darling. Why are you so strong?
小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀。
Pull me out if you can .
八戒做出用力拖的樣子，沒有發現拖出來的卻是悟空。悟空一鬆手，八戒摔倒在地。
八戒：娘子，你怎麼這么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要開玩笑了。
How could you let me fall down? Don』t kid any longer.
悟空大笑：獃子，看看我是誰！
You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?
八戒一看，嚇得跳起來：齊天大聖，我的媽呀。
My god! You are Mahatma!
八戒轉身想跑，被悟空攔住，兩人打了起來，八戒不是對手，被悟空壓住，不能動彈。
悟空：獃子，你可還敢在這里害人不成？
You silly! Dare you harm others any more?
八戒：不敢了，不敢了。
No, I dare not!
悟空： 你可還敢在這里娶媳婦？
Dare you wive yet?
八戒：不敢了。大聖爺爺饒我。
No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma.
悟空：量你也不敢。
I bet you dare not.
悟空放開，八戒轉身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。
悟空：獃子，想往哪裡去？
You silly, where are you going?
八戒：我已答應你，不再鬧事了，幹嘛還不放我走？
I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?
悟空：獃子，我帶你去見取經人。
You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.
八戒：什麼？取經人來了？
What? Has Tangseng come?
悟空：走吧。
Yes. Let's go!
兩人在台上走半圈，來到房前。
悟空：師傅，出來吧，這妖怪已經被我降服了。
Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !
唐僧等人走了出來，老頭一家還有些戰戰兢兢。
悟空：獃子，還不跪下，見過師傅。
You silly, kneel down to meet your master.
八戒忙對著唐僧下跪，口喊師傅。唐僧非常吃驚。
Master, nice to meet you here.
唐僧：徒兒，這是怎麼回事？
My prentice, what's up?
悟空：師傅，這是觀世音菩薩特意讓他在此等候陪您上西天取經的。
Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.
唐僧：哦，多謝觀世音菩薩，既然這樣我就收你為徒，賜你法名為
八戒。
I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice
and name you Bajie.
八戒：謝謝師傅（站了起來）。
Thank you, my master!
老頭：恭喜高僧又收神徒。
Congratulations!
唐僧：徒兒們，我們上路吧。（八戒還依依不捨地看著小女子）
Let's go ahead, my prentices.
悟空：八戒，還看什麼呢？走了。
Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Let's go!
八戒戀戀不舍地走到前面帶路。大話西遊經典電影對白欣賞(英文版，暴笑）
唐僧：干什麼？
What』s up?
悟空：放手！
Let go!
唐僧：你想要啊？悟空，你要是想要的話你就說話嘛，你不說我怎麼知道你想要呢，雖然你很有誠意地看著我，可是你還是要跟我說你想要的。你真的想要嗎？那你就拿去吧！你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎？……
You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I』m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really
like? Really?
悟空：我Kao！(悟空一拳將唐僧打倒。)
Shit!
觀音：啊？孫悟空……
Monkey King……
悟空：大家看到啦？這個傢伙沒事就長篇大論婆婆媽媽嘰嘰歪歪，就好象整天有一隻蒼蠅，嗡……對不起，不是一隻，是一堆蒼蠅圍著你，嗡…嗡…嗡…嗡…飛到你的耳朵裡面，救命，救命啊！(悟空倒地翻滾，異常痛苦。)
See, this guy keeps talking all the time, we don』t know what he』s talking about. He』s just like a fly hanging around. Sorry, not a fly. It』s a swarm of flies flying near your ears…… Flying into your brain. Help. Help!
悟空：所以呢我就抓住蒼蠅擠破它的肚皮把它的腸子扯出來再用它的腸子勒住他的脖子用力一拉，呵－－！整條舌頭都伸出來啦！我再手起刀落嘩－－！整個世界清凈了。現在大家明白，為什麼我要殺他！
So I catch that fly. Open its belly. Take out its intestine. Put its intestine around its own neck.
Then I pull the intestine tightly. Everybody, the tongue comes out. I use a blade and cut! Wow! All the people keep silent. Now you know why…… Why I need to kill.
觀音：哼！悟空，你諸多借口，你根本就不想去取西經！
Monkey King, you have so many excuses. You don』t want to get scriptures in the west.
悟空：說那麼多干什麼，打呀！我老孫有金剛不壞之身，十個觀音我都不放在眼裡。(倆人一番鬥法，悟空被觀音降服收入甘露瓶。)
Shut up please! Beat! I』ve got a super body. You can』t hurt me. I don』t scare of any god.
觀音：今天我要替天行道！
I』m gonna punish you.
唐僧：哎哎！徒弟有錯做師傅的也有責任，求姐姐放他一條生路吧！
If a disciple has made a mistake, his master needs to take the responsibility. Goddess, please pardon him!
觀音：我不消滅他沒法兒向玉皇大帝交代！
I have to do so, I need to report to Heaven Emperor.
唐僧：請姐姐跟玉皇大帝說一聲，貧僧願意一命賠一命！(合十坐地，將法杖向空中一拋)
Goddess, please tell Heaven Emperor, I can sacrifice my life for him.
觀音：Longevity Monk.
唐僧：喃嘸阿彌陀佛！(法杖將唐僧砸死。) Namonitabhaya…
『伍』 最後一片葉子中英文對照的短劇劇本
最後一片葉子
在華盛頓廣場西邊的一個小區里，街道都橫七豎八地伸展開去，又分裂成一小條一小條的「胡同」。這些「胡同」稀奇古怪地拐著彎子。一條街有時自己本身就交叉了不止一次。有一回一個畫家發現這條街有一種優越性：要是有個收帳的跑到這條街上，來催要顏料、紙張和畫布的錢，他就會突然發現自己兩手空空，原路返回，一文錢的帳也沒有要到！
所以，不久之後不少畫家就摸索到這個古色古香的老格林尼治村來，尋求朝北的窗戶、18世紀的尖頂山牆、荷蘭式的閣樓，以及低廉的房租。然後，他們又從第六街買來一些蠟酒杯和一兩只火鍋，這里便成了「藝術區」。
蘇和瓊西的畫室設在一所又寬又矮的三層樓磚房的頂樓上。「瓊西」是瓊娜的愛稱。她倆一個來自緬因州，一個是加利福尼亞州人。她們是在第八街的「台爾蒙尼歌之家」吃份飯時碰到的，她們發現彼此對藝術、生菜色拉和時裝的愛好非常一致，便合租了那間畫室。那是5月里的事。到了11月，一個冷酷的、肉眼看不見的、醫生們叫做「肺炎」的不速之客，在藝術區里悄悄地游盪，用他冰冷的手指頭這里碰一下那裡碰一下。在廣場東頭，這個破壞者明目張膽地踏著大步，一下子就擊倒幾十個受害者，可是在迷宮一樣、狹窄而鋪滿青苔的「胡同」里，他的步伐就慢了下來。
肺炎先生不是一個你們心目中行俠仗義的老的紳士。一個身子單薄，被加利福尼亞州的西風颳得沒有血色的弱女子，本來不應該是這個有著紅拳頭的、呼吸急促的老傢伙打擊的對象。然而，瓊西卻遭到了打擊；她躺在一張油漆過的鐵床上，一動也不動，凝望著小小的荷蘭式玻璃窗外對面磚房的空牆。
一天早晨，那個忙碌的醫生揚了揚他那毛茸茸的灰白色眉毛，把蘇叫到外邊的走廊上。
「我看，她的病只有十分之一的恢復希望，」他一面把體溫表裡的水銀柱甩下去，一面說，「這一分希望就是她想要活下去的念頭。有些人好像不願意活下去，喜歡照顧殯儀館的生意，簡直讓整個醫葯界都無能為力。你的朋友斷定自己是不會痊癒的了。她是不是有什麼心事呢？」
「她---她希望有一天能夠去畫那不勒斯的海灣。」蘇說。
「畫畫？---真是瞎扯！她腦子里有沒有什麼值得她想了又想的事---比如說，一個男人？」
「男人？」蘇像吹口琴似的扯著嗓子說，「男人難道值得---不，醫生，沒有這樣的事。」
「能達到的全部力量去治療她。可要是我的病人開始算計會有多少輛馬車送她出喪，我就得把治療的效果減掉百分之五十。只要你能想法讓她對冬季大衣袖子的時新式樣感到興趣而提出一兩個問題，那我可以向你保證把醫好她的機會從十分之一提高到五分之一。」醫生走後，蘇走進工作室里，把一條日本餐巾哭成一團濕。後來她手裡拿著畫板，裝做精神抖擻的樣子走
進瓊西的屋子，嘴裡吹著爵士音樂調子。
瓊西躺著，臉朝著窗口，被子底下的身體紋絲不動。蘇以為她睡著了，趕忙停止吹口哨。
她架好畫板，開始給雜志里的故事畫一張鋼筆插圖。年輕的畫家為了鋪平通向藝術的道路，不得不給雜志里的故事畫插圖，而這些故事又是年輕的作家為了鋪平通向文學的道路而不得不寫的。
蘇正在給故事主人公，一個愛達荷州牧人的身上，畫上一條馬匹展覽會穿的時髦馬褲和一片單眼鏡時，忽然聽到一個重復了幾次的低微的聲音。她快步走到床邊。
瓊西的眼睛睜得很大。她望著窗外，數著……倒過來數。
「12，」她數道，歇了一會又說，「11，」然後是「10，」和「9」，接著幾乎同時數著「8」和「7」。
蘇關切地看了看窗外。那兒有什麼可數的呢？只見一個空盪陰暗的院子，20英尺以外還有一所磚房的空牆。一棵老極了的長春藤，枯萎的根糾結在一塊，枝幹攀在磚牆的半腰上。秋天的寒風把藤上的葉子差不多全都吹掉了，幾乎只有光禿的枝條還纏附在剝落的磚塊上。
「什麼呀，親愛的？」蘇問道。
「6，」瓊西幾乎用耳語低聲說道，「它們現在越落越快了。三天前還有差不多一百片。我數得頭都疼了。但是現在好數了。又掉了一片。只剩下五片了。」
「五片什麼呀，親愛的。告訴你的蘇娣吧。」
「葉子。長春藤上的。等到最後一片葉子掉下來，我也就該去了。這件事我三天前就知道了。難道醫生沒有告訴你？」
「哼，我從來沒聽過這種傻話，」蘇十分不以為然地說，「那些破長春藤葉子和你的病好不好有什麼關系？你以前不是很喜歡這棵樹嗎？你這個淘氣孩子。不要說傻話了。瞧，醫生今天早晨還告訴我，說你迅速痊癒的機會是，讓我一字不改地照他的話說吧---他說有九成把握。噢，那簡直和我們在紐約坐電車或者走過一座新樓房的把握一樣大。喝點湯吧，讓蘇娣去畫她的畫，好把它賣給編輯先生，換了錢來給她的病孩子買點紅葡萄酒，再給她自己買點豬排解解饞。」
「你不用買酒了，」瓊西的眼睛直盯著窗外說道，「又落了一片。不，我不想喝湯。只剩下四片了。我想在天黑以前等著看那最後一片葉子掉下去。然後我也要去了。」
「瓊西，親愛的，」蘇俯著身子對她說，「你答應我閉上眼睛，不要瞧窗外，等我畫完，行嗎？明天我非得交出這些插圖。我需要光線，否則我就拉下窗簾了。」
「你不能到那間屋子裡去畫嗎？」瓊西冷冷地問道。
「我願意呆在你跟前，」蘇說，「再說，我也不想讓你老看著那些討厭的長春藤葉子。」
「你一畫完就叫我，」瓊西說著，便閉上了眼睛。她臉色蒼白，一動不動地躺在床上，就像是座橫倒在地上的雕像。「因為我想看那最後一片葉子掉下來，我等得不耐煩了，也想得不耐煩了。我想擺脫一切，飄下去，飄下去，像一片可憐的疲倦了的葉子那樣。」
「你睡一會吧，」蘇說道，「我得下樓把貝爾門叫上來，給我當那個隱居的老礦工的模特兒。我一會兒就回來的。不要動，等我回來。」
老貝爾門是住在她們這座樓房底層的一個畫家。他年過60，有一把像米開朗琪羅的摩西雕像那樣的大鬍子，這鬍子長在一個像半人半獸的森林之神的頭顱上，又鬈曲地飄拂在小鬼似的身軀上。貝爾門是個失敗的畫家。他操了四十年的畫筆，還遠沒有摸著藝術女神的衣裙。他老是說就要畫他的那幅傑作了，可是直到現在他還沒有動筆。幾年來，他除了偶爾畫點商業廣告之類的玩意兒以外，什麼也沒有畫過。他給藝術區里窮得雇不起職業模特兒的年輕畫家們當模特兒，掙一點錢。他喝酒毫無節制，還時常提起他要畫的那幅傑作。除此以外，他是一個火氣十足的小老頭子，十分瞧不起別人的溫情，卻認為自己是專門保護樓上畫室里那兩個年輕女畫家的一隻看家狗。
蘇在樓下他那間光線黯淡的斗室里找到了嘴裡酒氣撲鼻的貝爾門。一幅空白的畫布綳在個畫架上，擺在屋角里，等待那幅傑作已經25年了，可是連一根線條還沒等著。蘇把瓊西的胡思亂想告訴了他，還說她害怕瓊西自各兒瘦小柔弱得像一片葉子一樣，對這個世界的留戀越來越微弱，恐怕真會離世飄走了。
老貝爾門兩只發紅的眼睛顯然在迎風流淚，他十分輕蔑地嗤笑這種傻呆的胡思亂想。
「什麼，」他喊道，「世界上真會有人蠢到因為那些該死的長春藤葉子落掉就想死？我從來沒有聽說過這種怪事。不，我才不給你那隱居的礦工糊塗蟲當模特兒呢。你干嗎讓她胡思亂想？唉，可憐的瓊西小姐。」
「她病得很厲害很虛弱，」蘇說，「發高燒發得她神經昏亂，滿腦子都是古怪想法。好，貝爾門先生，你不願意給我當模特兒，就拉倒，我看你是個討厭的老---老啰唆鬼。」
「你簡直太婆婆媽媽了！」貝爾門喊道，「誰說我不願意當模特兒？走，我和你一塊去。我不是講了半天願意給你當模特兒嗎？老天爺，瓊西小姐這么好的姑娘真不應該躺在這種地方生病。總有一天我要畫一幅傑作，我們就可以都搬出去了。
「一定的！」
他們上樓以後，瓊西正睡著覺。蘇把窗簾拉下，一直遮住窗檯，做手勢叫貝爾門到隔壁屋子裡去。他們在那裡提心吊膽地瞅著窗外那棵長春藤。後來他們默默無言，彼此對望了一會。寒冷的雨夾雜著雪花不停地下著。貝爾門穿著他的舊的藍襯衣，坐在一把翻過來充當岩石的鐵壺上，扮作隱居的礦工。
第二天早晨，蘇只睡了一個小時的覺，醒來了，她看見瓊西無神的眼睛睜得大大地注視拉下的綠窗簾。
「把窗簾拉起來，我要看看。」她低聲地命令道。
蘇疲倦地照辦了。
然而，看呀！經過了漫長一夜的風吹雨打，在磚牆上還掛著一片藤葉。它是長春藤上最後的一片葉子了。靠近莖部仍然是深綠色，可是鋸齒形的葉子邊緣已經枯萎發黃，它傲然掛在一根離地二十多英尺的藤枝上。
「這是最後一片葉子。」瓊西說道，「我以為它昨晚一定會落掉的。我聽見風聲的。今天它一定會落掉，我也會死的。」
「哎呀，哎呀，」蘇把疲乏的臉龐挨近枕頭邊上對她說，「你不肯為自己著想，也得為我想想啊。我可怎麼辦呢？」
可是瓊西不回答。當一個靈魂正在准備走上那神秘的、遙遠的死亡之途時，她是世界上最寂寞的人了。那些把她和友誼及大地聯結起來的關系逐漸消失以後，她那個狂想越來越強烈了。
白天總算過去了，甚至在暮色中她們還能看見那片孤零零的藤葉仍緊緊地依附在靠牆的枝上。後來，夜的到臨帶來了呼嘯的北風，雨點不停地拍打著窗子，雨水從低垂的荷蘭式屋檐上流瀉下來。
天剛蒙蒙亮，瓊西就毫不留情地吩咐拉起窗簾來。
那片藤葉仍然在那裡。
瓊西躺著對它看了許久。然後她招呼正在煤氣爐上給她煮雞湯的蘇。
「我是一個壞女孩子，蘇娣，」瓊西說，「天意讓那片最後的藤葉留在那裡，證明我是多麼壞。想死是有罪過的。你現在就給我拿點雞湯來，再拿點摻葡萄酒的牛奶來，再---不，先給我一面小鏡子，再把枕頭墊墊高，我要坐起來看你做飯。」
過了一個鍾頭，她說道：「蘇娣，我希望有一天能去畫那不勒斯的海灣。」
下午醫生來了，他走的時候，蘇找了個借口跑到走廊上。
「有五成希望。」醫生一面說，一面把蘇細瘦的顫抖的手握在自己的手裡，「好好護理你會成功的。現在我得去看樓下另一個病人。他的名字叫貝爾門---聽說也是個畫家。也是肺炎。他年紀太大，身體又弱，病勢很重。他是治不好的了；今天要把他送到醫院里，讓他更舒服一點。」
第二天，醫生對蘇說：「她已經脫離危險，你成功了。現在只剩下營養和護理了。」
下午蘇跑到瓊西的床前，瓊西正躺著，安詳地編織著一條毫無用處的深藍色毛線披肩。蘇用一隻胳臂連枕頭帶人一把抱住了她。
「我有件事要告訴你，小傢伙，」她說，「貝爾門先生今天在醫院里患肺炎去世了。他只病了兩天。頭一天早晨，門房發現他在樓下自己那間房裡痛得動彈不了。他的鞋子和衣服全都濕透了，凍涼冰涼的。他們搞不清楚在那個凄風苦雨的夜晚，他究竟到哪裡去了。後來他們發現了一盞沒有熄滅的燈籠，一把挪動過地方的梯子，幾支扔得滿地的畫筆，還有一塊調色板,上面塗抹著綠色和黃色的顏料，還有---親愛的，瞧瞧窗子外面，瞧瞧牆上那最後一片藤葉。難道你沒有想過，為什麼風颳得那樣厲害，它卻從來不搖一搖、動一動呢？唉，親愛的，這片葉子才是貝爾門的傑作---就是在最後一片葉子掉下來的晚上，他把它畫在那裡的。」
『陸』 求個英語電影劇本，要那種全英文台詞的。短點的，謝謝了。老師讓背呢、、、
《lion king》、《forrest gump》、《藍莓之夜》這三個電影你可以去看看，裡面有很多經典橋段。~當然，我個人最喜歡【傲慢與偏見】05版電影里的……
1、達西第一次向伊麗莎白求婚
【達西;】in vain l have struggled and l can bear it no longer. 我不斷地想剋制自己 但實在撐不下去了
These past months have been a torment. 過去的幾個月實在是一種煎熬
l came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you. 我來rosing就是為了見你
l had to see you. 我一定要見你
l have fought against my better judgment, my family's expectation... 我與自我判斷 家庭期望
the inferiority of your birth, my rank and circumstance... 你低微的出身 我自己的身份相抗爭
all these things, and l'm willing to put them aside and ask you... to end my agony.
我把它們棄之一旁 請求你能結束我的痛苦
【伊麗莎白：】l don't understand. 我不明白
l love you. - 我愛你
【達西：】Most ardently. 滿懷深情
2、第二次求婚
【達西：】lf your feelings are still what they were last April...tell me so at once 要是你的態度還是和四月份一樣 就請 你立即告訴我
My affections and wishes have not changed... 我的感情和心願還始終如一
but one word from you will silence me forever. 不過只要你一句話 我就永遠不提此事
lf, however, your feelings have changed... 如果 怎麼說 你改變了心意...
l would have to tell you, you have bewitched me, body and soul... ... and l love.... l love.... l love you. 我得告訴你 你對我施了魔法 我的肉體 我的靈魂 我愛... 我愛... 我愛你
l never wish to be parted from you from this day on. 我從來沒想過 今天要和你分開
【伊麗莎白：】Well, then. 好吧
Your hands are cold. 你的手很冷
好吧，這個劇本雖然很煽情。……