張含韻配音的英文電影

1. 《後媽茶話會》完整版台詞是什麼

《後媽茶話會》是一個比較經典的片段。

《後媽茶話會》完整版台詞如下：

灰姑娘的後媽：

Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed（起誓）

I must find the way to power through a noble brow 頂級貴族

I married once for love, then my senses came

I must marry for the stature名望 of my husband's name

Onto marriage number two

I knew what I had to do

my poor husband fell ill in a year or two

Solved problem number one, now to problem number two

His doe-eyed天真無邪的 little girl with gentle point of view

Would I ship her off to school?

No! I told her if she stayed that she』d have

To earn her keep and so she became the maid女僕

（後媽女兒：

She was lazy！she was crazy！

She was talking to the mice！）

She was hopelessly naïve, so she had to pay the price

I moved her to the attic閣樓 out of sight and out of mind

I could have thrown her out, but I am benevolent仁慈的 and kind

（後媽女兒：

Mother, your heart』s too big for you）

I knew what I had to do～

After all, difficult children will take advantage of your good nature

So you lock them up, throw away the key

There』s one on every family tree

（後媽女兒：

Ungrateful

Hateful

Vile邪惡的 too, the things she put you through！）

Break their spirit so they obey

Now they』ll do anything you say

Maybe you』d call it cruel but others would call it love

Tough love

I ask you, is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?

長發公主的後媽：

Oh no, they』re so cute when they』re little but

Then they grow up and just ruin everything

I never wanted children, life was better on my own

All the screaming, nagging喋喋不休 chilled寒冷 me to the bone

But then one day I came across a flower growing free

Its magic kept me young, so I kept it all for me

But someone g it up, now a baby held the power

So I 「borrowed」 her, locked her up and hid her in a tower

Years went by, Oh! the sacrifice!

And against my better judgement, I fed her once or twice

Teenagers now I know I wild eat their young

But that』s messy

Manipulation』s easily more fun

A little guilt, a lot of force, of course you have to lie

Remind them that without you, they』d shrivel up 枯萎and die

They only have themselves to blame

If you』d been there, you』d do the same

So work them hard till they fall in line

There』s one way and its only mine

（白雪公主後媽：Children are lazy！

灰姑娘後媽：Spoiled too！

後媽們合唱：But we know what to do！

白雪公主後媽：Govern them with a heart of stone！

灰姑娘後媽：Lock them up so they』re all alone！

長發公主後媽：Maybe you』d call it cruel but

後媽們合唱：Others would call it love, tough love！）

Ugh, her own tower with a water view and

She runs away, the first chance she gets

白雪公主後媽：

These wretched可憐的 brats乳臭未乾的臭小子 think the world owes them something,

But it doesn』t

Far and wide I rule the kingdom with a heavy hand

But there was more, I had in mind a greater plan

I never cared to share, so the king would have to fall

But his child blocked the way to me and 「Fairest of them all」最美的人

She was chubby胖嘟嘟的, she was mb

And grotesquely荒誕的 optimistic

She needed structure in her life

She wasn』t realistic

I give her chores家務活 and took away the things that she』d enjoy

But then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy

Love? Would I just sit by and wait?

For her to take my crown? No!

She had sealed her fate

She had to go, and so she did and you know what

They say, 「An apple once a day keeps your enemies away」

Don』t be fooled by their tender親切的 smile

後媽們合唱：

Give an inch and they』ll run a mile～

Our idea of a happy home

Is one where we live all alone

長發公主後媽：Dark！

灰姑娘後媽：Depressing！

白雪公主後媽：Desolate！

後媽們合唱：Now let』s all drink to that

後媽女兒們：Call us wicked邪惡的 call us mean

灰姑娘後媽：Cruel and everything in between

長發公主後媽：You could say it』s unjust！

白雪公主後媽：Turning their dreams to st

後媽們合唱：This is what we call love～tough love～～

《後媽茶話會》火的原因

《後媽茶話會》這個視頻由PattyCake官方在鬼畜B站發布，最初還是up主檸檬帶火，不過正主來了，誰都要往後退一退！《後媽茶話會》當然是一群後媽參加的，尤其是第三季《聲臨其境》韓雪和張含韻配音的《後媽茶話會》驚艷四座，所以這個段子也更加被廣大網友熟知和喜愛。