⑴ 分手達人經典台詞
轉眼又快到一年中的分手季節6月了，畢業的季節也是分手的季節，這是大家一直在爭論的傷感話題，畢竟誰都不願意接受這察陸個殘忍的事實吧！電影《分手達人》就率先於6月6日搶占該題材電影悔肢市場。據介紹，片中林鵬飾演的碧沒世角色是分手快遞公司的老闆，這位不折不扣的「分手達人」十分懂得分手時機的重要性，幫助眾多情侶解決各種各樣的分手難題。分手達人經典台詞，365語錄台詞網為您精心搜集整理。該片將在2014年6月6日上映，我們會為您關注經典台詞，及時為您發布。
1、你這個山寨貨。
2、在這個世界上每一個角落 每一時每一刻都有人在被甩。
3、你只不過是他們其中微不足道的一個。
4、這感情就跟開車一樣 速度很快的話就必須踩剎車。
5、我知道現在情況並不是很樂觀 不過我有信心 你會把我的愛情找回來的。
《分手達人》電影簡介：
片 名：分手達人
英 文 名：The Break-Up Artist 類 型:愛情/喜劇 地 區:中國 片 長：90分鍾 上映日期：2014年6月6日 故 事：胡學林 編 劇：櫻子 導 演：張自立 領銜主演：范逸臣、林鵬、劉承俊 主 演：林芮西、呂孔維（九孔）、佼佼、李欣汝友情出演：羅海瓊、李琳、曹滌非、高捷、邰正宵、黃子佼、周蕙、陳宣裕（NONO）
⑵ 台灣藝人 NONO主演的電影 裡面他飾演一個賣豬肉的
配音演出
2007年，擔任動畫《料理鼠王》幕後配音（為大米配音） 2007年，擔任動畫《亞瑟的奇幻王國》幕後配音（為毫發國小王子-貝達麥許配音）
電影
2003年《神探兩個半》，導演：吳宗憲；主演：吳宗憲、柯受良、陳小春、 阿雅、羅志祥、溫嵐、歐漢聲、NONO 2004年《妙探神威》原名《人不是我殺的》，導演：朱延平；主演：吳宗憲、阿雅、楊恭如、NONO、樂珈彤 2005年《一石二鳥》，導演：朱延平；主演：吳宗憲、吳孟達、雪村、林心如、曾志偉、NONO 2006年《傻傻愛》，導演：吳宗憲；主演：吳宗憲、林立雯、NONO、蔡頭、馬國畢、吳彥喧 2007年《四大金釵》，導演：吳宗憲；主演：吳宗憲、謝娜、莫少聰、吳辰君、午馬、雪村、NONO、史可
電視劇
2005年《好美麗診所》，導演：郎祖筠、林合隆；主要演員：余天、卜學亮、馬世莉、況明潔、黃品源、王耀慶、NONO 廣告中國信託信用卡、光陽機車、立即棒棉花棒、大雕葯酒、神鵰俠侶篇戲劇、聖夏零度
⑶ 功夫熊貓全部中英文台詞
Legend tales of a legendary warrior whose kungfu skills was the staff of legend, he traveled the in search of the foes.
I see you like to chew, maybe you should chew on my desk.
畝沖The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full, then he swallowed, and then he spoke
Enough talk, let』s fight
He was so deadly in fact that his enemies will go blind for the over exposure to pure awesomeness
侍耐岩He is so awesome, and attractive.
How can we repay you?
There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness.
Flew!
It mattered not how many foes he faced, there were no match for his foedesity
Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved.
Even the most roller heroes in all of China ---the furious five
Bowed in respect of this great master
We shall hang out!---agreed
Yeh!
But hanging out would have to wait, because when you are facing ten thousand demons of demon mountain
There is only one thing and that』s
Get up
You』ll be late for work!
Po~ get up!
Hi~ Po, what are you doing up there?
Oh.nothing
Monkey! mantis!crane!viper!tigeress!wow~~
Po ,let』s go! You』re late for work!
Coming~
Sorry dad~
Sorry doesn』t make the noodles~
And what are you doing up there~all that noise
Oh…Nothing, just ..had a crazy
What about? What are you dreaming about?
En.was i….i was dreaming about..en…noodles.
Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?
老御Yeh…what else have I dreamed about?
Oh, careful, that soup is sharp!
Happy day! My son finally had the noodle dream!
You don』t know how long I have been waiting for this moment!
This is a sign, Po~
En..a sign of what?
You , are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup,
And then you』ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant!
Just as I took it over from my father, who took it from his father who won it
From a game named Majiang.
Dad,dad,dad…this was just a dream.
No, it was just the dream.
We are noodle folk broth run though our veins.
Dad, didn』t you ever…want to do sth else?sth besides noodles?
Actually.when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu.
So why didn』t you?
Because it was a stupid dream!
Can you imagine me making tofu?
Hahahaha……tofu……no!
We all have our place in this world, mine is here, and yours is…
I know…is here.
No…it』s the table to 2,5,7and12!
Services with the smile!
Well done!students!if you are trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more accuracy,
Monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis… !
Master Shifu!
What?
it』s master Wugui, he wants to see you.
Master wugui, you summoned me? Is Sth wrong?
Why must sth be wrong for me to see my old friend?
So…nothing is wrong?
Well, I didn』t say that.
You』re saying…
I have an vision…Tailang will return.
That is impossible! He is in prison!
Nothing is impossible…
Sing!Fly to prison! Double the guards, double the weapons, double everything,
Tailang does not leave that prison.
Yes! Master shifu.
When often meet destiny on the road, it takes what it really to…
We have to do sth, before he march on the valley, and take arrange…he』ll…he』ll…
Mind this water, my friend
When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see.
But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. the dragon scroll. It is time…
But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with this secret to limit this power?
To become the dragon warrior?
I don』t know~
Excuse me…sorry…
Hey~~~watch your pose~
Sorry~
Sorry!doesn』t in purpose~
What! Master』s choosing the dragon warrior, today!
Everyone! Everyone! Go! Get to the jade palace!
One of the five is going tol get the dragon scroll!
We』ve been waiting for this for thousands of years!just leave the bowl!
This is the greatest thing in kungfu history!leave about it,kids go~
Po~ where are you going?
To the jade palace…
Don』t forget your noodle car! The whole valley will be there, you』ll sell noodles to all of them~
Selling noodles?
But,dad…you know I was thinking…maybe i…I becomes thingking…
Could also sell the bean bundles, they』re…they』re about to go bad…
That』s my boy! I told you that dream was a sign!~
Yeh~glad I had it~
Almost there!
What?no…no…no…
Sorry~po~we』ll bring you back souvenir.
No, I』ll bring me back souvenir.
It is a historic day, isn』t it, Master Wugui?
Yes…and I even felt I will not live to see~
Are your students ready?---yes master wugui.
You know this, old friend, whoever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you~
Let』s our tournament begin~
No nono~wei…I』ve come…
Hey~ open the door~ let me in~
Citizens of the valley please~ it is my quite honor to present you…tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis!
----the furious five
The furious 5?
Warriors, prepare~
Nono, pick it a hole
The thousands tons of fire~
Wow~kook at there! Hey~get away!
And finally!master tigeress~
Believe me!citizens! you』ve not seen anything yet~
I know!
Tigeress, play on! And her plays of gests~
I sense the dragon warrior is among us.
Citizens of the valley of the peace!
Master wugui will now choose the dragon warrior!
Oh?nonono,wait
Po!what are you doing!
Oh, well… mean, it』s none like you going anywhere
Would you turn around?
Sure…hey, how』s… how …get you find…master chifu
Someone broke that…but I』m going to fix it up…
Do you …have some glue…
So, you』re the legendary dragon warrior~
I guess so~
Wrong! You are not the dragon warrior!you』ll never be the dragon warrior!
Until you have learnt the secret of the dragon scroll.
So..how is this you?
Do you have a ladder, trampoline…
You think is that easy…
I』m going to just hand you the secret to this limitless power?!
No…I …
One must first master the highest level of kunfu, and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you.
Someone like me?
Yes! Look at you!
This fat prat
What Sensitive in the fatty parts…
And this ridiculous valley! And, outer! Disregard, for personal hygine…
Wait a minute…that』s a long count for…
Don』t stand that close I can smell your breath…
Wugui said that I was…the…
The Wushi finger hold? Finger hold?
Oh…you know this hold…
Developed by master wushi in the third dynasty, yes!
Oh~then You must know what happens when I flex my pinky
Nonononno…
You know the hardest part of this?
The hardest part is cleaning the passed bloods..
Ok…ok take it easy…
Nono …listen
Panda, wugui may have picked you…
But when I threw with you, I promise you
I are going to wish, he, hadn』t! are we clear?
Yeh…we clear, clear,we』re so clear!
Good…I can』t wait to get start~
Let』s begin!
Wait,wait,wait…what…
Unless you think great wugui was wrong…and you』re not the dragon warrior~
Ok…well
I think I can』t do all …those …moves…en…
Wow…if we don』t try, we never know…
Yeh..it』s just …maybe we can find something more suited my level..
And what level is that
…I know I』m…not a master…let』s just start zero, level zero
There』s no such thing as level zero~
Hey~maybe I can start with that~
That? We use that for training children~
And for proping the door open when it is hot~
But if you insist…
Wow~ the furious five~you』re so much bigger than your action figures~
Except you~mantis, you』re about the same.
Go ahead,panda…show us what you can do
Shall I Just wait them to get back to work and start…
Hit it!
Ok…I mean, I』m just a date…some is still digesting
So my kungfu may not be as good as…later on…
Just hit it!
What you get…he can nothing but I can stand right here..
Pick on my friends?
Get ready to feel the thunder~
Look at my crazy feet, what will you do about my crazy feet!
Come on ~I』m blured I』m blured…you』ve never seen bear』s style~
He』s only seen playing mantis or monkey style~and snake』s snake~
Why didn』 you hit it!
Oh…All right~all right~
One try again~a little harder~
How』s that?
That hurts…
This will be easier than I thought~
My tenders…
How did it that I do~
There』s now a level zero~
There』s no words…
No denying that…
I don』t understand what master wugui was thinking…
The Poor guy just gets himself killed
He is so mighty…the dragon warrior~
Fell out of the sky and full of fire
When he walks, the very gorge shades…
One would think that master wugui would choose someone who actually know kungfu…
Yeh..Or could at least touch his toes…or even see his toes
Ok…great…
Hey..hi… you』re up…
I』m now…
I was just…someday……my kungfu staff …work, you might think so…
I』ve had a long and rather disappointing day…so…yeh…i…should troubly get to sleep now
Yehyehyeh…of course…
Ok thanks
It』just how I essencially be a fan…
You』re totally amazing at the bank of weeping river~
I remembered thousands of ones…you didn』t stop
Oh… sorry about that…
Look!You don』t belong here.
I know…I know… you』re right…
I don』t have…it』s just a my whole-life dream…
Nono…I mean…you don』t belong…here! I mean, in this room…this is my room
Crane』s property.
Oh~ok~right, right
So..yeh…you want to get to sleep?!
I won』t pick you up~we get things tomorrow!
You』re awesome…Last thing I want to say, ok byebye
Wow…
What was that?
I didn』t say anything~
Ok~all right~good night~sleep well~
It seemed a little awkward…
Master tigeress! Did』t I wake you!? Just…
You don』t belong here…
Yeh..yeh…of course, this is your room…
I mean you don』t belong in the jade palace…
You』re disgraced kungfu…If you have any respect for who we are and what we do,you …will be gone by morning~
Big fan~~~
I see you have found the secret peach tree of heaven that I knew was then
Is that was this is…I was so sorry…
I just Take it as a regular peach…tree…
I understand, you eat when you』re upset.
Upset? I』m not up set!whywhywhy makes me upset…
So why are you upset?
I probably sucked to anyone in the history of kungfu.in the history of china, and in the history of sucking…
Probably…in the five…man you should see they totally hate me…
Totally?
How can shifu overturn me into the dragon warrior?
I』m…not like The five, I』ve got no claws, no wings, no venom…
Even mantis has those…things…
Maybe just I should just quit and go back to make my noodles.
Quit, don』t quit, noodles, don』t noodles.
You』re too concerned with outside world and what will be,
There is a saying ,Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery,
But today is a gift ,That is why it』s called the present (the gift)
⑷ 急求！功夫熊貓和花木蘭1的中英文對白
功 夫 熊 貓
---------------1------------Paul的夢境---------------
Legend tells of a legendary warrior
- 有一位傳奇中的傳奇戰士
whose kungfu skills were the stuff of legend。
- 他的功夫出神入化
He traveled the land in search of worthy foes
- 翻山越嶺 尋凶覓敵
I see you like to chew
- 你丫挺喜歡吃啊
Maybe you should chew on my fist!
- 有種丫就上滲螞我臉上來吃啊
The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full
- 戰士一言不發 因為正忙著吃
then he swallowed
- 然後一口吞下
then he spoke
開口道
enough talk! Lets fight!
- "別廢話 動手吧!"
He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind
- 他的一招一式如此彪悍 他的敵人目不暇接
exposure to pure awesomness
- 只有瞠目結舌的份兒
my eyes ..
- 我的眼睛..
he's too awesome
- 他太彪悍了!
and attractive ...
- 太迷人了!
How can we repay you?
- 我們何以回報
There is no charge to awesomness or attractiveness
- 彪悍豎喊敬不求回報 迷人更無所需
Flew
- 破瓦沖天!
It mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his for density
- 他征戰無數 無人堪與之匹敵
never before had a panda been so feared
- 從沒有哪只余慎熊貓能讓人如此恐懼
and so loved
- 又讓人如此愛戴
Even the most herotic heroes in all of the china - the furious five
- 即使是神州大地之上 最英勇的勇士們 最令人望而生畏的戰士
bowed in respect of this great master
- 也心懷敬意地拜倒在這位大師腳下
We shall hang out
- 我們該金盆洗手了
Agree
- 沒錯
But hanging out would have to wait
- 但金盆洗手談何易
Coz when you are facing a ten thousand demons of demon mountain
- 因為尚有萬千暴徒待鏟除
There's only one thing that it matters
- 前途只有一條
and that's ..
- 那就是..
Paul
- 寶!
Get up
- 快起床
You 'll be late for work
- 要誤了生意了
What?..
- 什麼?..
---------------2------------Paul家裡---------------
Paul , get up
- 寶, 快起床!
hey paul, what are you doing up there?
- 嗨,肥波 你磨蹭啥呢?
Ah .. nothing ..
- 啊 .. 沒啥
monkey, mantis, crane, viper, tigeress, roar...
-猴哥 螳郞 鶴兒 小蛇 虎妞 吼...
Paul ,let's go , you 're late for work
- 肥波, 快點! 都誤了生意了.
Coming...
- 來啦...
..................
Sorry dad
- 對不起, 老爸
Sorry doesn't make the noodles
- 對不起可變不出面條來
What are you doing up there , all that noise
- 你在樓上搞什麼名堂, 稀里嘩啦的
Oh nothing , just had a crazy dream
- 噢, 沒什麼, 就是個亂七八糟的夢
About what ?
- 什麼夢?
Uh ?
- 啊?
What were you dreaming about?
- 夢到什麼了?
What was I , ah, I was dreaming about... uh...
- 夢到了, 啊...我夢見了...啊...
Noodles
- 面條
Noodles ? You were really dreaming about noodles?
面條?你真夢見面條了?
Uh yeh , What else would I be dreaming about ?
- 啊, 沒錯. 不然還能夢見啥?
...Oh ...Careful that soup is ... Sharp
- 哦 小心 那個鏢很 鋒利
Oh ... happy day..
- 哦 太讓人高興了..
My son finally having the noodle dream
- 我兒子終於做了個面條夢了
You don't know how long I 've been waiting for this moment
- 哦 你不知道 我等這一刻都等了多久
This is a sign ,paul
- 這是個好兆頭, 肥波
Ahh ..a sign of what?
- 啊.. 什麼好兆頭?
You are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup
- 我終於可以把我的秘之又秘
and then you』ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant
私釀密湯的配方傳給你了
Just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father
- 就像我子承父業 父承爺業一樣
who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang (麻將)
- 這店可是爺爺玩麻將從朋友手裡贏來的
Dad Dad Dad, it was just a dream
- 老爸 老爸 老爸, 這不過是場夢
No , it was THE dream
- 不 這是註定的夢
We are noodle folk, broth runs though our veins
- 我們是面條世家, 流淌著面條的血脈
But dad , didn't you eve...
- 可是,老爸, 你有沒有...
I don't know ,wanna do something else ? something besides noodles
- 我不清楚, 有沒有想過做點別的, 除了面條之外的
Actually when I was young and crazy
- 其實, 我還是個憤青的時候
I thought about running away and learning how to make Doufu (豆腐)
- 曾想過, 離家出走, 學做豆腐
So why didn't you
- 那你干嗎不做?
Oh , because it was a stupid dream
- 噢, 因為這是個黃梁蠢夢
Can you imagine me making Doufu ..
- 你能想像我做豆腐的樣子嗎?
Hahahaha... Doufu ...
- 哈哈哈哈...豆腐...
No!
- 別提了!
We all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is ...
- 我們各有其命 我就是面條命 而你…
I know , is here
- 我知道了 也是面條命
No, it』s at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile
- 錯! 是建成連鎖面館7+12 , 別忘了微笑服務
Sigh...
- 唉...
--------------- 3 ------------ JADE PALACE ---------------
Well done, students
- 幹得漂亮 徒弟們
If you were trying to disappoint me
可別讓我失望
Tigeress you need more ferocity
- 阿虎 力道要更強
monkey quicker speed
皮猴 速度要更快
crane hike, viper subtlety
鶴兒 更高, 小蛇 細膩
mantis...
螳郞...
Master Shifu!
- 師傅...
What?
- 插什麼嘴?
Ahhh! it..it..it』s master oogway , he wants to see you
- 啊! 烏..烏..烏龜大師來了, 他想見您
-------------- 4 -----------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR---------------
Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?
- 烏龜大師 您召見我 是出什麼事了嗎?
Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?
- 為何非要出事 才能與老友相聚呢?
So , nothing is wrong?
- 這么說, 沒出啥事?
Well, I didn』t say that.
- 我倒也沒這么說
(oogway 's breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one )
[呼呼呼吹蠟燭]
You』re saying...
- 您是說...
I've had a vision
- 我看見了些幻相
Tailung will return
- 太郞會重現江湖
That is impossible , he's in prison
- 這不可能, 他還在牢里呢
Nothing is impossible
- 萬事皆有可能
Zeng, fly to chor ghom prison
- 小曾 馬上飛到桃崗天牢去
and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons
- 告訴他們 看守加倍 兵器加倍
double everything
- 什麼都加倍
Tailung does not leave that prison
- 確保太郎不會越獄
Yes ... master shifu
- 遵命! 師傅大師
One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it
- 有言 子欲避之 反促遇之
We have to do something
- 我們不能無動於衷
We can't just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge ..
- 他說不定會來谷中泄憤 以報私恨
he'll..he'll…
- 他..他...
Your mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see
- 心如此水 老朋友 亂則不明
but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear
但若心如止水 答案便盡現眼前
The dragon scroll
- 龍之卷軸
It is time
- 是時候了...
But who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power
- 可傳給誰? 誰值得信任, 能把這無限的力量交付與他
to become the dragon warrior
讓他成為"龍戰士"
I don't know
- 我亦不知
---------------5------------PAUL家的面檔---------------
Excuse me, excuse me, sorry ....
- 讓讓,讓一讓, 抱歉
Hey...watch it paul...
- 嘿.. 看著點走, 肥波
Sorry ...Sorry .. A dozen pardon ...
- 對不起, 對不起, 請您原諒
what?
- 什麼?
HA, Master oogway's choosing the dragon warrior?!Today!!
- 烏龜大師選龍戰士?! 今天!!
Everyone ,everyone , go, get to the jade palace!
- 大夥們, 大家們快去, 去極宮
One of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll
- 五傑之一要得到龍卷軸了
We』ve been waitin' a thousand years for this, just in *****- 千年等一回啊 吃完就快去啊!
This is the greatest thing in kungfu history!
- 這可是武林之中 史無前例的盛世!
Don't worry about it , just go
- 別操心付賬了 快去吧!
Paul , where are you going?
- 肥波 你要去哪兒?
To the jade palace
- 去..極宮
But you're forgeting your noodle car!
- 可你忘了你的面條車了
The whole valley will be there
- 整個山谷的居民都會去
and you'll sell noodles to all of them
- 你就可以大賣特賣了
Selling noodles ?
- 賣面?
But,dad..you know I was kinda thinking maybe I ..
- 可是, 老爸, 我在想我可不可以...
Yeah.?
- 嗯?
I was kinda thinking maybe I ..
我想我可不可以...Uh huh?
- 啊哈?
Could also sell the bean buns, they』re...they』re about to go bad…
- 可不可以也順道賣點冰棒, 估計銷量不錯
That's my boy
- 真是個好孩子
I told you that dream was a sign
- 我說過那個夢是個好兆頭
Yeah , hehe ..glad I had it ...
- 沒錯, 呵呵..去了再說吧
---------------6------------去JADE PALACE的路上---------------
I could not find where
- 我都找不到北了
Me,too
- 我也是
Shan Dulian ascended the sky [聽不太清楚]
- 山都連上天了
let is go
- 我們走
uh yeah , almost there
- 啊耶, 就要到了
what ? no! ... no! ...no!
- 什麼?! 不會吧! 不!... 不!
sorry paul , we 'll bring you back a souvenir ..
- 不好意思了, 肥波, 我們會給你帶紀念品的
no , I 'll bring me back a souvenir
- 不, 我要自己帶紀念品下來
---------------7------------JADE PALACE的廣場上---------------
it is a historic day
- 這是歷史性的一天
isn』t it, master oogway ?
- 是吧, 烏龜大師?
yes , and one I feared I would not live to see
- 是啊, 只要我一息尚存, 我就不會錯過的
are your students ready ?
你的徒弟們准備好了嗎?
yes , master ooguay
- 好了, 烏龜大師
now know this , old friend
- 好了 烏龜大師
whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley
- 不管我選了誰 不僅是給山谷帶來平和
but also to you
也是給你
let the tournament begin
- 現在宣布 比賽開始
ohh...yeh , hahah
- 噢..耶! 哈哈
oh no , no no no wait
- 怎麼回事? 不! 等等!
I 'm come,coming from this...
- 我來了! 等等!
oh god
- 噢,上帝..
hey , open the door ..let me in ....
- 嗨, 把門打開! 讓我進去!
citizens of the valley of peace
- 平和谷的居民們
it is my great honor to present you
- 我深感榮幸 為你們介紹
tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis
虎妞 小蛇 鶴兒 皮猴 螳郞
the furious five
"盛怒五傑"
and the furious five
- 這就是盛怒五傑
warriors prepare
- 戰士們 准備
Nono, pick it a hole
登台競技
The thousands tons of fire~
萬火穿空
Wow~kook at there! Hey~get away!
哇噢 看看那個
嗨 別檔著我!
And finally!master tigeress~
最後出場的是 虎妞大師
Believe me!citizens! you』ve not seen anything yet~
相信我 居民們 你們將大開眼界
I know!
我知道!!
Tigeress, play on! And her plays of gests~
虎妞上場 為您表演 空手入白刃
I sense the dragon warrior is among us.
我感覺到"龍戰士"就在我們中間
Citizens of the valley of the peace!
平和谷的居民們
Master wugui will now choose the dragon warrior!
烏龜大師現在要甄選"龍戰士"了
Oh?nonono,wait
什麼? 不不 等等
有了
Po!what are you doing!
肥波 你在干什麼?
What』s it like we are doing?
怎麼看上去像個馬桶?
Stopstop! I』ll go to see the dragon warrior!
別動 我要去看"龍戰士"
Po,don』t you understand? You finally had the noodle dream!
我怎麼沒聽明白
你不是做了面條夢了嗎?
I lied…I don』t dream about noodles,dad
我撒謊了
我壓根沒夢見過面條 老爸
I love kungfu!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~
我愛功夫!!!
Oh, come on, son~let』s get back to work!
算了吧 兒子
還是做生意吧
Ok…
好吧
Oh…what was going on…
出什麼事兒了?
Where are…
我在...?
What are you pointing..oh…ok…sorry…I just want to see who the dragon warrior was
你指什麼啊?
哦 對啊 對不起
我只是想看看誰才是"龍戰士"
How interesting it is…
真有意思啊
Master,are you pointing at me?
大師 您是指我嗎?
Him…
- 是他
Who?
- 誰?
You!
- 你
Me?
- 我?
The universe has brought us the dragon warror~
上蒼降"龍戰士"予我們
What? What? ……
什麼?!
Stop!wait!who called you to…
停下來 等等 誰讓你們...
Master wugui wait…
烏龜大師 等等
That clumsy panda cannot possibly be the answer to our problem..
那隻肥頭大耳的破爛熊貓怎麼可能就是...
You』re about to point out tegeress…that thing thrown in front of her..
搞錯了吧?
你正要認定虎妞
結果那隻破爛熊貓從天而降
That was just an accident..
這是個意外!
There are no accidents.
存在即為合理
Forgive us…master, we have failed you…
請您原諒 師傅 我們讓您失望了
No…if the panda has not quit by morning, then I will failed you…
不 要是明天那熊貓還沒打退堂鼓
是我讓你們失望了
----------監獄--------
Wait wait…there have been a message from master shifu.
等等 等等我是信使
我是信使 從師傅大師那兒來
What?double the guard and set precautions?
什麼?!
守衛加倍?! 特別小心?!
Your prison may not be adequate?
你的天牢不夠嚴密?!
You doubt my prison security?
你懷疑我天牢的安全?!
Absolutely not
絕對沒有
Shifu does… I』m just the messager
師傅這么說 我就是個傳話的
Oh..give a message for your master shifu…escape from the prison is impossible
那麼請你代我傳個話給師傅
從桃崗天牢越獄絕不可能!
Impressive,isn』t it?
嘆為觀止吧?
It』s very impressive..very impressive
是 是 嘆為觀止
相當的嘆為觀止
One way in.one way out
進道出路 只有一條
One thousand guards and one prisoner
千名守衛 只為一囚
Yes..except that prisoner is tailing…
沒錯 只是那個囚徒是...
太郎
Take us down..
送我們下
My god…
天哪
Be held .tailang
看看 這就是太郎
I』ll…en…I』ll still wait here…
我...我還是待在這兒吧
It doesn』t to worry about… it』s perfectly safe…
哈哈 沒什麼好擔心的 萬無一失
Have the array.
- 弓箭准備
Tough guy, did you hear…wugui did finally find someone to give the scroll
- 這是要干嗎?
嗨 牛人 你聽說了嗎?
烏龜要把龍卷軸傳人了
And it』s not ,won』be you.
別想了反正不會是你
What are you doning? You』ll get him mad!
- 你在干什麼?別把他惹惱了
What』s he gonna to do about it? I』ve got him completetly immobilized
- 他又能怎麼著 我已經把他捆結實了
Oh…did I stamp your witty tail?
哦 一不小心踩到你那小巧玲瓏的尾巴了
I』ve seen enough
我服了 我看的夠多了
I』ll tell shifu it doesn』t worry aboutNo he doesn』t…
我會跟師傅說沒啥可擔心的
- 那是當然
Ok I』ll tell him..can I please go now?
- 對 我就這么說
咱們能走了嗎?
----------------------極宮殿----------------------
Wait a second…
啊哦 慢點好嗎?
think this has been a slight mistake…
我想有點小誤會
Everyone thinks I』m …
大家都把我當成...
The sacred hall of warriors…
"龍戰士"的神秘大廳 不會吧
Look at this place…
瞧瞧這地兒
Master fly』s armor… With sinks of battle damage…
飛翔大師的鎧甲! 一點損傷都沒有啊!
Wow..The sword of hero』s
It』s said to be so sharp that you can cut yourself just by looking…
英雄之刀!
據說吹毛斷發 看看都會受傷
The invisible dragon..of destiny
隱形的命運之杖!
I』ve only seen painting of that painting…
我只見過這畫的偽作
No…
The legendary vase of warrior』s
不會吧
It』s said…it contains the entire potential army
傳說中的戰士竊語之瓮
據說裝著整支金甲部隊的魂魄
Hello..
Have you finished sightseeing…
- 你們好
- 你觀光完畢了嗎?
Sorry…I should come to see you first…
My patience …
- 對不起 我該第一個來看你
- 我的耐心有限
Oh, well… mean, it』s none like you going anywhere
- 不過 看起來你也沒法去哪兒
Would you turn around?
- 你能轉過身來嗎?
Sure…hey, how』s… how …get you find…master chifu
當然
嗨 這樣怎麼樣
你怎麼才...跟師傅...
Someone broke that…but I』m going to fix it up…
Do you …have some glue…
有人把這個打碎了
但我會給補好的 你有沒有...
...膠水嗎?
麻煩
So, you』re the legendary dragon warrior~
你就是那個傳說中的"龍戰士"?
I guess so~
嗯 我想是吧
Wrong! You are not the dragon warrior!you』ll never be the dragon warrior!
錯! 你不是那個"龍戰士"
Until you have learnt the secret of the dragon scroll.
除非你學會了那龍軸里的秘密
才是那個龍戰士
So..how is this you?
那...要怎麼個學法呢?
Do you have a ladder, trampoline…
你有什麼羊皮信或是秘籍嗎?
You think is that easy…
你以為是這么簡單的嗎?
I』m going to just hand you the secret to this limitless power?!
我會把那無限力量的秘密就這么交給你?
No…I …
- 不 我...
One must first master the highest level of kunfu, and that is clearly impossible if that
one is someone like you.
- 一個人必須先達到功夫的化境
很明顯這個人不可能是個像你這樣的
Someone like me?
- 像我這樣的?
Yes! Look at you! This fat prat
What Sensitive in the fatty parts…
And this ridiculous valley! And, outer! Disregard, for personal hygine…
- 是的
看看你 這肥屁股 粗胳臂
啊 這些贅肉可都嬌貴的很呢
還有這滑天下之大稽的大肚皮
還有 一點兒也不講衛生
Wait a minute…that』s a long count for…
嘿 積點口德 這么說可有點不耐聽
Don』t stand that close I can smell your breath…
別站這么近 口臭都出來了
Wugui said that I was…the…
聽著 烏龜大師說我是....
The Wushi finger hold? Finger hold?
啊 巫師指
別用巫師指
Oh…you know this hold…
哦 你知道這個指法
Developed by master wushi in the third dynasty, yes!
第三王朝時 巫師大師發明的 當然
Oh~then You must know what happens when I flex my pinky
那你一定知道 一旦放下小指會發生什麼了
Nonononno…
不 不要
You know the hardest part of this?
你知道最難辦的是什麼嗎?
The hardest part is cleaning the passed bloods..
最難辦之處 就是善後 呵呵
Ok…ok take it easy…
好吧 好吧 表激動
Nono …listen Panda, wugui may have picked you…
那仔細聽著 熊貓
烏龜也許選了你
But when I threw with you, I promise you are going to wish, he, hadn』t! are we clear?
可當我找上你 你會希望 他選的不是你!
聽清楚沒?
清楚了 清楚了 太清楚了
Yeh…we clear, clear,we』re so clear!
很好 呵呵
Good…I can』t wait to get start~
我都按耐不住 就等著開始了
Let』s begin!
我們開始吧
Wait,wait,wait…what…
等等 什麼?
Now ?
Yes!...now~~~
- 現在?
- 是的 現在!
Unless you think great wugui was wrong…and you』re not the dragon warrior~
除非你認為了不起的烏龜錯了
而你也不是"龍戰士"
Ok…well I think I can』t do all …those …moves…en…
好吧 我不知道我能不能...
把那些招式都比劃出來
花木蘭1在http://..com/question/84513743.html?si=3
http://www.fpx.de/fp/Disney/Scripts/Mulan.html
問題補充到http://fy.iciba.com/
⑸ 回味憲哥經典台詞
1.憲哥：給你10秒鍾，請列舉每月都會來一次的東西！
（被問女藝人尷尬的笑）
憲哥：水電費帳單，電話費帳單，銀行帳單…………
2.憲哥：恐龍被強 J那 就是一種福利~~
3.憲哥：我的一個朋友是混幫會的 為了不怕砍 在背上紋了一個龜殼...
所以我每次見到他都要忍不住摸摸他的頭……
4.（女嘉賓跳完舞）
憲哥：你的舞跳的真是光屁股坐板凳，有板有眼……
5.憲哥：看看他是不是手上都長老繭了...（問少林和尚
NONO：是因為練功的關系嗎？
憲哥：是因為晚上寂寞的關系啊
6.憲哥：請挺胸！（對女藝人
憲哥：啊，你沒有胸就不用挺了（對阿雅）
7.憲哥：人家的第一次，就是在半推半就的情況下…轎殲………學會彈鋼琴的！
8.憲哥：要想人不辣,除非己末辣,辣到最高點,心中有辣辣,兩人山中來比辣,看是你辣還是我辣! （其中辣字還可以換成別的）
9.憲哥：商女不知亡國恨 妓 女不懂婚外情
10.憲哥：接下來大家一定以為我采訪下一個嘉賓，錯~我要采訪我們的吉他手。
這才是我們節目的精髓，讓你永遠想不到我們要做什麼（走到吉他手旁邊）現在我站在吉他手旁邊，（轉向鼓手）那麼請鼓手談談想法~~但是他的看法我們不care~~（然後走開）
11.憲哥：請大家用XXXX這個成語造句！我先來造一個。
鄰居老王家有一個牌匾，上面四個大字「XXXX」。
12.憲哥：人亂兄家都說胸大無腦，腦大的人無胸嘛~~~（安慰阿雅時長用）
13.憲哥：你們不要看康康長這樣，康康其實是混血兒。
他是混外星球的……
14.憲哥：我告訴你們哦，他/她這個XXX在我們XX界可是最XX的哦，來，XXX
（幾乎介紹不熟的都用這招）
15.對阿雅說，「你怎麼針眼啦？是不是因為偷看男生大便？！」
16.跟小s演出情景喜劇花木蘭，小s演的花木蘭為了證明自己女兒身，把外衣一脫。
憲哥大叫：「哇！！好大兩顆圖釘阿！」
17.憲哥：下面出場的這位嘉賓可是我們中國男人的驕傲讓我們鼓掌歡迎古巨基（雞）先生！~
18.憲哥：為什麼你們可以那麼火啊
AV女優：因為男人脫了沒看頭
憲哥：有啊，怎麼沒看頭，男人脫了就看到頭了呀。
19.憲哥：中國大陸有五等美女：
一等美女 飄洋過海
二等美女深圳珠閉陪沖海
三等美女留在上海
四等美女家裡等待
五等美女下放勞改
20.憲哥：性冷感性冷感性冷感
小s：強 J犯強 J犯強 J犯！（小s用手指著他）