㈠ 海綿寶寶經典英文語錄
蟹老闆：「你別想從我這里拿走一分錢，一分錢！」可愛的蟹老闆卻是個典型的資本家 Crab boss: "You even think about take a penny from me, a penny!" Lovely crab boss is a typical capitalist海綿寶寶：「...你說得對，章魚哥。」SpongeBob SquarePants: "You are right, octopus Brother."海綿寶寶：哦，章魚哥，你在冒煙耶，你看起來就像是一棵煮熟的青菜SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, octopus brother, you are smoking Jesus, you look like a cooked vegetable章魚哥：「噢，這真是太可怕了~」 海綿寶寶：「嗨，章魚哥，你想吹泡泡嗎，只要兩毛五。。。」 Octopus Brother: "Oh, this is really too awful ~" SpongeBob SquarePants: "Hey, octopus brother, do you want to blow bubbles, as long as two hair 5..."我准備好了，我准備好了，我准備好了... I am ready, I am ready, I am ready ...我們去抓水母~~~~~~ We are catching jellyfish ~~~~~~
㈡ 海綿寶寶開場時船長說的話是什麼
The Pirate and Kids 《海盜和孩子們》 Captain: Are ya ready kids? 船長：准備好了嗎，孩子們？ Kids: Aye Aye Captain. 孩子：是的，船長。 Captain: I can't hear you. 船長：太小聲咯。 Kids: Aye Aye Captain! 孩子：是的！船長！ Captain: OHHHHHHH, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 船長：哦哦哦~~~，是誰住在深海的大鳳梨里？ Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 孩子：海綿寶寶！ Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! 船長：方方黃黃伸縮自如 Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 孩子：海綿寶寶！ Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish, 船長：如果四處探險是你的願望 Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 孩子：海綿寶寶！ Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! 船長：那就敲敲甲板讓大魚開路 Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants！ 孩子：海綿寶寶！ Captain: Ready? 船長：准備？ Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants! 合：海綿寶寶，海綿寶寶，海綿寶寶！ Captain: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!!! HA HA HA HA !!!! 船長：海綿~~~~~~~~~寶寶~~~哈哈哈！！！！ 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟（海綿寶寶吹的） 我也很喜歡看海綿寶寶哈。
㈢ 海綿寶寶經典英文語錄
海綿寶寶對章魚哥說(語素超快)：章魚哥，章魚哥，章魚哥，章魚哥，章魚哥...(章魚哥一臉缺氧狀-_- |)當我們說什麼都別碰的時候意思就是什麼都別碰！ 嗨！嗨！嗨！女士們水母們，你們曾經注意過鹽灌嗎？我是說你們每天晚上都把它裝滿，我的意思是它它它....們到哪去了呢？啊？啊?啊！你知道我再說什麼嗎？ 為什麼換燈泡的時候要兩個以上的松鼠？為什麼？因為他們太傻了！ 你們聽說過金魚破產的事嗎？現在變成了彤魚！ 如果說我們著盛產什麼，那就是手指的力量！ 海綿寶寶：因為我生活在水下，所以我最符合水動力結構！ 還有好多好多 ~~~ Sponge baby brother said on the octopus (morpheme ultrafast): octopus Colombia, Costa Rica octopus, octopus Colombia, Costa Rica octopus, octopus Columbia ... (Columbia octopus-like face hypoxia -_- ) When we say do not touch anything when the means do not touch anything! Hi! Hi! Hi! Ladies and jellyfish, you have noticed salt irrigation it? I am saying that you have it filled every night, I mean it .... have it where it gone? Ah? Ah? Ah! Do you know what I say it? Why is the time to change light bulbs more than two squirrels? Why? Because they are too silly! You have heard of bankruptcy goldfish do? Tong is now the fish! If we say that what we are rich, and that is the strength of your fingers! Sponge baby: because I live in the underwater, so I best hydrodynamic structure! There are a lot better ~ ~ ~【這只是搞笑台詞的剪輯、不曉得你喜歡不】【希望蒼藍已經幫上忙】 還有加一句無關得、你好可愛哦答案補充 【再加點兒】1：這是一根神秘的繩子！（海綿寶寶花了幾百年時間去追求派大星的秘密。結果//其實派大星不笨哦~哈哈） 2：我看不見我的額頭！（賣彩色漢堡前派大星對海綿寶寶說的話） 3：我被傳染了~丑了！（口氣，那集整整笑了我2個多小時哈哈哈哈~我認為最經典的一集)4：再很久很久以前，有一直醜陋的企鵝！他張的很醜，他丑的把所有人都醜死了！（狗屁不通的一句話在派大星嘴裡變成了無敵的笑話！笑的我臉都歪了！眼淚直流。。5：啊！粉色的！ 啊！！黃色的！！你還是在乎我的。。。5555海綿寶寶我們在也不打架了！！（一起走出拳擊擂台後）嘿~朋友！我的內褲買的時候是白色的~哇哈哈哈哈~~~笑死我拉！！答案補充 6：什麼東西是大大粉粉的？你的朋友派大星~~~~（穿著海綿寶寶的褲子來找海綿寶寶玩~~~那集海綿寶寶考駕駛又沒考上。。）7：我的糖呢？我的糖不見了！！（嘴邊沾滿了巧克力大聲的吼著） 實在是太多了關於派大星的笑話！我一時間說不完但是可以肯定！我愛這只粉粉的星星已經不可自拔！派大星萬歲~~ 派大星真好~~~派大星是最最最偉大的粉色失敗者！有他的世界整個世界都是美好的~ 派大星也可以噢~~答案補充 1: This is a mysterious piece of string! (Sponge baby spent a few hundred years time to the pursuit of big stars to send secret. Results / / In fact, to send big stars不笨Oh ~ ha ha) 2: I can not see my forehead! (Selling color in Hamburg before the big stars of the sponge to send your baby to say) 3: I have been infected ~ ugly! (Tone, it sets a whole, I laughed more than two hours ha ha ha ha ~ I think the most classic episode)答案補充 4: another long, long time ago, there have been ugly penguins! Zhang He's ugly, ugly, he's the ugly all dead! (Shit does not make sense to send a word in his mouth into a big sing invincible joke! Laugh I turned the distortion! Tears DC.. 5: ah! Pink! Ah! ! Yellow! ! You still care about me. . . 5555 sponge baby we do not fight! ! (Together with the ring out of boxing after) a friend Hey ~! My underwear is the time to buy white答案補充 6: What is the粉粉greatly? Your friend to send big stars ~~~~( wearing pants sponge baby sponge baby come to play ~ ~ ~ That set sponge baby test driver admitted there was not any..)答案補充 7: I do sugar? My sugar disappeared! ! (Mouth covered with chocolate loud吼著) It is too much to send big joke sing! For a time too many but I can say for sure! I love this粉粉stars have not become addicted! Long live the big stars to send ~ ~ Send big stars are very good ~ ~ ~ send big stars is the most the greatest losers in pink! His world is a better world as a whole ~ Can also send large stars Oh ~ ~ 蟹老闆：「你別想從我這里拿走一分錢，一分錢！」可愛的蟹老闆卻是個典型的資本家 Crab boss: "You even think about take a penny from me, a penny!" Lovely crab boss is a typical capitalist 海綿寶寶：「你說得對，章魚哥。」 SpongeBob SquarePants: "You are right, octopus Brother." 海綿寶寶：哦，章魚哥，你在冒煙耶，你看起來就像是一棵煮熟的青菜 SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, octopus brother, you are smoking Jesus, you look like a cooked vegetable 章魚哥：「噢，這真是太可怕了~」 海綿寶寶：「嗨，章魚哥，你想吹泡泡嗎，只要兩毛五。。。」 Octopus Brother: "Oh, this is really too awful ~" SpongeBob SquarePants: "Hey, octopus brother, do you want to blow bubbles, as long as two hair 5..." 我准備好了，我准備好了，我准備好了... I am ready, I am ready, I am ready ... 我們去抓水母~~~~~~ We are catching jellyfish ~~~~~~ 就這么點了，累死了，我是武陽 嗨!派大星!要吹泡泡嗎?呵呵,2毛5一個! 我准備好了!我准備好了! 小雞為什麼要過馬路,因為它要到馬路對面去。 早上好比基尼海灘！ 法律上應該明文規定，在這么陽光燦爛燦爛的日子寫作文是違法的。 您的咯吱窩里需不需要一碗熱湯? 章魚哥的話像憤怒的水母一樣在我耳邊不斷的回盪。 褲子不會破了，因為褲子爛了。