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Mom: This is the worst day of my life.
Mason: What are you talking about?
Mom: I knew this day was coming, I didn't know you were gonna be so fucking happy to be leaving.
Mason: I mean, it's not that I'm that happy. What do you expect?
Mom: You know what I'm realizing? My life is just gonna go, like that. This series of milestones. Gettng married, having kids, getting divorced, the time that we thought you were dyslexic, when I taught you how to ride a bike, getting divorced again, getting my maser's degree, finally getting the job I wanted, sending Samantha to college, sending you off to college. You know what's next? Huh? It's my fucking funeral! Just go, and leave my picture!
Mason: Aren't you jumping ahead by like 40 years or something?
Mom: I just thought there would be more.