Ⅰ 英語表演劇本 電影台詞 3分鍾左右
An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let』s have a rest.
唐僧：沒關系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那裡再休息吧。
I am fine. Let』s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.
悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。
唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。
Master, here we are.
唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從
東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？
Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?
老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。（別過臉去繼續哭泣）
Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……
唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。
老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什麼事慢慢說。
Don』t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一隻豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現在正
准備把女兒送出去逃避
Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.
唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上你們。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.
老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著
別出來了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You』d better keep away tonight.
悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發生什麼事，都不
用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I』d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don』t come out no matter what happens.
這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鑽。悟空鎮定
地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間裡面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了門後，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴裡大喊：小娘子，我來了。
Darling, here I am.
站在台上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋裡看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什麼羞呀！。
Darling, don』t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.
豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的
模樣。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。
Darling, don』t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.
Ⅱ 求一個經典英語電影片段的對話
值得背的電影台詞
一《Shawshank Redemption肖申克的救贖》
1.You know some birdsare not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright.
你知道，有些鳥兒是註定不會被關在牢籠里的，它們的每一片羽毛都閃耀著自由的光輝。
2.There is something inside ,that they can't get to , that they can't touch.That's yours.
那是一種內在的東西, 他們到達不了,也無法觸及的,那是你的。
3.Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing everdies.
希望是一個好東西,也許是最好的,好東西是不會消亡的。
二《Forrest Gump 阿甘正傳》
1.Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
生命就像一盒巧克力，結果往往出人意料。
2.Stupid is as stupid does.
蠢人做蠢事（也可理解為傻人有傻福)。
3.Miracles happen every day.
奇跡每天都在發生。
4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.
我和珍妮形影不離。
5.Have you given any thought to your future?
你有沒有為將來打算過呢?
6.You just stay away from me please.
求你離開我。
7.If you are ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away.
你若遇上麻煩，不要逞強，你就跑，遠遠跑開。
8.It made me look like a ck in water.
它讓我如魚得水。
9.Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.
死亡是生命的一部分，是我們註定要做的一件事。
10.I was messed up for a long time.
這些年我一塌糊塗。
11.I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating aroundaccidentally——like on a breeze.
我不懂我們是否有著各自的命運，還是只是到處隨風飄盪。
三《The Lion King獅子王》
1.Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance.
世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2.I laugh in the face of danger.
越危險就越合我心意。
3.I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking fortrouble.
我只是在必要的時候才會勇敢，勇敢並不代表你要到處闖禍。
4.When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.
如果這個世界對你不理不睬，你也可以這樣對待它。
5.It's like you are back from the dead.
好像你是死而復生似的。
6.You can't change the past.
過去的事是不可以改變的。
7.Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn fromit.
對，過去是痛楚的，但我認為你要麼可以逃避，要麼可以向它學習。
8.This is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will?
這是我的國土，我不為她而戰斗，誰為呢？
9.Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.
我為何要相信你？你所說的一切都是謊話。
10.I'll make it up to you, I promise.
我會補償你的，我保證。
四《Gone with The Wind 亂世佳人》
1.Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for,worth dying for. Because it is the only thing that lasts.
土地是世界上唯一值得你去為之工作, 為之戰斗, 為之犧牲的東西,因為它是唯一永恆的東西。
2.I wish I could be more like you.
我要像你一樣就好了。
3.Whatever comes, I'll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.
無論發生什麼事,我都會像現在一樣愛你,直到永遠。
4.I think it's hard winning a war with words.
我認為紙上談兵沒什麼作用。
5. Sir, you're no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.
先生,你可真不是個君子,小姐,你也不是什麼淑女。
6.I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always getpaid.
我做任何事不過是為了有所回報,我總要得到報酬。
7.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, Ilove you.
哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你。
8.I love you more than I've ever loved any woman. And I've waited longer foryou than I've waited for any woman.
9.If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I'll never behungry again!
即使讓我撒謊,去偷,去騙,去殺人,上帝作證,我再也不要挨餓了！
10.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world inwhich there is no place for me.
現在我發現自己活在一個比死還要痛苦的世界,一個無我容身之處的世界。
11.You're throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out forsomething that will never make you happy.
你把自己的幸福拱手相讓,去追求一些根本不會讓你幸福的東西。
12.Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all,tomorrow is another day.
家,我要回家。我要想辦法讓他回來。不管怎樣,明天又是全新的一天。
五《TITANIC泰坦尼克號》
1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I wasscreaming.
外表看,我是個教養良好的小姐,骨子裡,我很反叛。
2.We're the luckiest sons-of-bitches in the world.
我們是真他媽的走運極了。(地道的美國國罵)
3.There is nothing I couldn't give you, there is nothing I would deny you, ifyou would not deny me. Open you're heart to me.
如果你不違背我,你要什麼我就能給你什麼,你要什麼都可以。把你的心交給我吧。
4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband.
讀大學的目的是找一個好丈夫。
5.Remember, they love money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you'rein the club.
只要你裝得很有錢的樣子他們就會跟你套近乎。
6.All life is a game of luck.
生活本來就全靠運氣。
7.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen, orwho I'm going to meet, where I'm going to wind up.
我喜歡早上起來時一切都是未知的,不知會遇見什麼人,會有什麼樣的結局。
8.I figure life is a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know whathand you're going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you.
我覺得生命是一份禮物,我不想浪費它,你不會知道下一手牌會是什麼,要學會接受生活。
9.To make each day count.
要讓每一天都有所值。
10.We're women. Our choices are never easy.
我們是女人,我們的選擇從來就不易。
11.You jump, I jump.
12.Will you give us a chance to live?
能不能給我們留一條生路?
13.God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be nomore death. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be anymore pain, for the former world has passed away.
上帝擦去他們所有的眼淚.死亡不再有,也不再有悲傷和生死離別,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣。
六《Sleepless in Seattle西雅圖不眠夜》
1.Work hard! Work will save you. Work is the only thing that will see youthrough this.
努力工作吧!工作能拯救你。埋頭苦幹可令你忘記痛楚。
2.You make millions of decisions that mean nothing and then one day your ordertakes out and it changes your life.
你每天都在做很多看起來毫無意義的決定,但某天你的某個決定就能改變你的一生。
3.Destiny takes a hand.
命中註定。
4.You know, you can tell a lot from a person's voice.
從一個人的聲音可以知道他是怎樣的人。
5.People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again.
真愛過的人很難再戀愛。
6.You know it's easier to get killed by a terrorist than get married over theage of 40.
你知道,女人過了40想出嫁就難了,被恐怖分子殺死都比這容易。
7.You are the most attractive man I ever laid ears.
你是我聽過的最帥的男士。
8.Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't love you?
為什麼留戀一個不愛你的人?
9.When you are attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attractedto their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate, is just twoneuroses knowing they are a perfect match.
當你被某個人吸引時,那隻是意味著你倆在潛意識里相互吸引。因此,所謂命運,就只不過是兩個瘋子認為他們自己是天造一對,地設一雙。
10.Everybody panics before they get married.
每個人婚前都會緊張的。
11.Your destiny can be your doom.
命運也許會成為厄運。
12.The reason I know this and you don't is because I'm younger and pure. So I'mmore in touch with cosmic forces.
之所以我知道而你不知道是因為我年幼純潔,所以我比較能接觸宇宙的力量。
13.I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to besomeone that anyone settles for.
我不想要你將就,我也不想成為將就的對象。
14.What if something had happened to you? What if I couldn't get to you? Whatwould I have done without you? You're my family. You're all I've got.
要是你出了事怎麼辦?要是我找不到你怎麼辦?如果沒有你我該怎麼辦?你是我的家人,你是我的一切。
七《GARFIELD加菲貓》
1.Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.
鈔票不是萬能的, 有時還需要信用卡。
2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物, 因為它們很好吃。
3.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水, 盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居, 不過不要讓她的老公知道。
5.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessfulman, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後, 都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背後, 都有兩個。
6.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
7.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
8.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞, 他會給你帶來很多不相關的聯系。
9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats causechildren.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
11.Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
現在的夢想決定著你的將來, 所以還是再睡一會吧。
12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
13.Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不會導致死亡。那麼為什麼我還要去實踐？
14.Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作很有意思。尤其是看著別人工作！
15.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚, 幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
Ⅲ 急需一個大一英語課堂搞笑話劇劇本，5人
英語話劇劇本《傻子春天》一個講述傻子好心有好報的故事。（第一幕）
場景：森林
（道具：椅子、草叢、樹、鴨）
（道具：籃子、麵包、胡蘿卜、
玉米、斧頭、笛子）
◎傻子坐在舞台上
※下音樂（森林狂想曲）
◎動物由兩邊後台進場
◎傻子和動物一起嬉戲
◎笛聲音樂起時，精靈蹦蹦
跳跳進場
對白：
（人物：傻子、兔子、鹿、
鳥、精靈）
旁白：Long time ago, there's a idiot.
His name is Billy. He is too
stupid, so he doesn't have any
friends. He is always a lone,
but he likes to go to the forest.
There are many animals there.
One day, the idiot goes to forest.
字串2
There are birds, deers, rabbits
beside him.
Suddenly, There's a genius,Pook
jumped to him.
傻子：Hi ! The music is great.
Would you please to teaching
M me？【傻子作懇求狀】
精靈：Ok! No problem.
But I am hungry now.【精靈作飢餓狀】
傻子：Wait a minute! Here you are!【傻子拿出麵包】
精靈：ㄣ~~ delicious!
Thank you ! My name is Pook.
Nice to meet you.【精靈作好吃及滿足狀】【精靈脫帽示好】
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精靈：Do you like it?
精靈：Come on follow me. I will show you something.◎精靈開始教傻子吹笛
傻子：This tree?
精靈：Yes! Go on! Go on!
傻子：Wow! What a lovely ck.
精靈：You can have it.
This is a gift for you.
傻子：Thank you very much.【傻子取出鴉後十分驚喜】
字串3
※下音樂（森林狂想曲）
◎傻子拿著提籃及鴉子、和
精靈、動物們快樂退場
（第二幕）
場景：皇宮
（道具：椅子、城牆、）
（道具：矛、搏浪鼓、醫葯箱
、聽診器）
◎公主坐在舞台上
◎國王走來走去手足無措狀
◎公主面無表情、百般無聊
【國王非常驚慌焦急狀】
對白
（人物：國王、皇後、公主、侍衛、
御醫）國王：Smile! Please smile.國王：Oh my poor little girl.
Why do you never smile
What』s matter with you?
皇後：Please don』t worry my dear.
I have a good idea.
Where is the doctor?
國王：Oh yes! Doctor! Doctor!
Hurry up！Hurry up！
西御醫：Your Majesty!
Princess is very well.中御醫：I』m sorry. Maybe
she is just unhappy.國王：Get away and never
come here again.
皇後：No! I don』t believe.
What shall we do?
國王：All right! All right! 字串6
Don』t cry.
Anyway I will do my best.
◎國王對著天空宣誓
◎退場：
國王牽著皇後哭哭啼啼
公主冷漠
侍衛雄壯威武
第三幕）
場景：大街
（道具：菜籃、花籃、水果籃、
城牆、鴉、笛）※下音樂（土耳其進行曲）
◎大街人來人往熱鬧狀
對白：
人物：（3個路人、侍衛、傻子、精靈）旁白：There are many people on this street,
is very noisy.侍衛：Pay attention please!
Pay attention please!
If anyone can make our princess
Laugh.
He can marry with her.
Our holy king will never regret!傻子：The princess is so beautiful.
She is my dream lover.
路人錚：Look him！
Such a dirty man.
He wants to married
Our princess.
路人雯：Don』t be silly.
It』s impossible.
傻子：Yes….they are right,
how can I get her?
It just a dream 字串9精靈：Don』t be sad my friend.
Trust me you can make it
路人潘：Oh the ck is so cute.
May I have a look?
Oh ~ The ck is stick on
my hands. I can』t put it down.
Somebody help me.
路人雯：Cool down! I』m coming!
路人錚：I』m coming! I』m coming!
第四幕）
場景：皇宮內外
道具：（鴉、笛、城牆）
※下音樂（森林狂想曲 ）
◎國王一行人站在城牆上
◎精靈領一排人上台
【公主忍不住大笑】
【皇後欣喜貌】
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對白：
人物：（3個路人、侍衛、傻子、精靈）
國王： Its noise what』s happening.
公主：It』s very funny
皇後：Look! she is laughing
My child is laughing
國王：Thanks God!
Take the man in.
侍衛：Yes my lord
國王：You made my daughter
happy.
What do you want? 字串3
I can give everything you
want
傻子：well……I think….I mean…….
If you don』t mind………
.
精靈：Please keep your words
皇後：Wait a minute !
No I disagree.
He is poor and stupid.
國王：Let me see.
公主：My dear father!
If you regret
Maybe I will never
Laugh in my whole life.
國王：Ok! ok! Please don』t do it
again. My sweet heart.
傻子：Would you married me?.
公主：Yes I do
精靈：It is wonderful.
I told you : trust me you
Can make it
旁白：So they got married.
謝幕:Evrey body....Thank you very much!!!
Ⅳ Hi guys 求一英語小劇本，6人表演劇情時間10分鍾左右，以輕松搞笑為主，電視劇電影和小說的劇本隨便，請發
搞笑英語話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》
搞笑5人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》
演員表：
西門吹雪
葉孤城
花滿樓
打更的太監
旁白
道具：牛奶兩袋，紙屑若干。
第一幕：決戰鄉村陌路
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow.
Birds are dancing in the cold.
A man is walking along the street, step by step.
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches.
打更的太監：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I』m 打醬油的！
Y與X相遇．
X：Ohm, I』m sorry to knock you!
Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby.
X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?
Y: ha ha, I won』t change my name! No matter what happens. I』m the most famous——-YeGucheng（登登登登！！！）. Who are you?
X: I』m ximenchuixue.
Y(驚訝): Ar, ximenchuixue?
X: Yes, what is wrong?
Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?
X: Great, you know me!
Y(抱腿)：Please, please…… Don』t kill me! Let me go!
X: No, I must kill you!
Y: I don』t want to be killed. Let me go!
X: No way! You know?
Y(突然站起冷冷的說)：Don』t force me!
X: Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X(搶過牛奶):Milk, very good! I like drinking it.
Y: Please drink it!
X(喝完牛奶):Thanks, ha-ha
Y: Do you still want to kill me?
X: Sure, must! Milk is milk.
Y(惱怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X: I』m sure I won』t!
Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don』t beat you this time, I』ll never be having properly! 3-2-1-0
X(捂著肚子，蹲下)：Ouch, Ouch!
Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……
X(可憐狀): Help! Help! Where is the washroom?
Y: What?
X: Toliet?
Y: What?
X: The 「WC」?
Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!
X: Thanks, bye-bye.
Y(掏出紙屑吹):This is genuine snow!
H: Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y: Who are you?
H: Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in 「WC」 now, ha……
H(驚訝):Now you are the best in the world!
Y: You are right!
H: Teriffic! You are the one I』m looking for! Do you want to join in me?
Y: Yes, It』s very good.
H: Ok, follow me; let』s go!
Y: Ok, Let』s go!
(To be continued…)
Ⅳ 求簡單英語五人小品劇本，請看清下面的補充要求。在線等，挺急的。
搞笑英語微電影劇本《Whose treat》（英語5人搞笑微電影劇本）
演員：A—— ，B—— ，C—— ，D—— ，旁白——
編劇： 攝影：
後期製作：
插曲：場景一《鈴兒響叮當》場景二《雪絨花》場景三《泰坦尼克號主題曲》場景四《flash》場景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》
道具：一份報紙（最好是英文的），三份試卷（白紙即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃
（場景一：未定空地____5個人都到， 拍攝）
旁白：One day ，some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner
一天，幾個年輕人想叫外賣吃（直接錄旁白，念完時候鏡頭落在四個人身上）
A: let』s get takeout ,please?（旁白念完直接開始）
B:why not? I like it .（開心，滿足）
C:It's up to you .(看著A）
D:OK,but i have a good idea……(手托下巴，賣關子）
A：go on ，please（請求語氣）
D：we always 」going Dutch 「,.it『s time to enjoy someone』s treat……我們總是AA制，這次找個人請客吧（掃一眼大家，繼續賣關子）
C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please(請求）
D：(笑）OK，OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ！
我們每人講一個笑話，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就買單哦。（得意）
A,B,C:good idea!(大家拍手，異口同聲）
A：Let me tell a joke first .the title is」 I'm Glad 「.A school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先講吧，題目是「我很高興」。一個老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。現在，她說
（切到場景二，到一個教室，或有椅子的地方，把笑話表演出來，， 拍）
旁白：Now, she said現在，她說
趙雪：children ，has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?你們當中有誰讓別人高興過？
王鵬：teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使別人高興過。
趙雪：Well done. Who was that?做得好，是誰呢？
王鵬：My granny.我奶奶。
趙雪：Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子，現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。
王鵬：Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 『Granny, I'm going home,』 and she said, 『Well, I'm glad』！是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說：『奶奶，我要回家了。』她說：『啊，我很高興！』
（切回場景一，BCD哈哈大笑A見狀很開心，）
A：oh, i got it !我做到了（很開心）
B：yeah，yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .(指著A說完捂嘴笑）
A: I……（要解釋，被B攔下）
B：OK，now ,It's my turn .」a gentle reminder」is the title.Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚後已久，我丈夫往往在一個特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。
(切換場景三，移至餐廳或有椅子的地方， 拍攝，）
B：On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, 在我們結婚35周年紀念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：（錄旁白形式）
雙："Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"「親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎？」
B：Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,他放下報紙，眼睛直直地望著我：
田："So, you want to switch seats?"「因此，你想交換座位嗎？」
（切回場景一，ACD哈哈大笑中，）
B：so, i got it,(對C）maybe you will like the man in the future (笑）it『s your turn
C: oh,no ,he is stupid (不屑）,my title is 「girl,oh little girl」題目是「讓人無奈的孩子」When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['meɪhem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五歲的女兒和她的表妹在一起的時候，總要招來大亂。一個星期六，我開始抗議了。
（切至場景四，某空地， 拍攝）
： "All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."「好啦，你們兩個，」我嚴厲地說，「不許叫喊，不許亂拿，不許哭鬧，不許亂敲，不許取笑，不許扯淡，不許弄壞玩具，不許亂抓，不許打架。」 （轉身要走），
雙：「come on ,MengMeng, let's get dirty . "「來， ，我們來把自己弄臟吧。」
（切回場景一，ABD哈哈笑）
B：OK,we three all did it ,now,(對D）only you left
D:i』m very afraid now,maybe I』ll fail it . Let me try .it』s 「A dollar per point」一分一塊錢A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天，教授正在給學生們監考。
（切場景五，至 教室， 拍攝）
D(旁白形式）：He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他發下試卷，然後回到講台前等待。（ 軒演教授， 坐中間， 演學生，考試時， 左顧右盼很著急，交卷子時， 左看看右看看掏出100元夾在卷子里並且寫了一句話A dollar per point.）Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. "考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發現一張試卷上別著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：「一分一塊錢。」The next class the professor handed the tests back out. And walk up to the student ，said，第二堂課，教授把試卷都發回學生們手中。走到那個 旁，
田：」here are your test and $64 change「這是你的試卷還有64塊錢的找零。（邱大囧）
（切回場景一，ABC死憋住不笑，各種憋）
D:well,my treat(很無奈）OK，you win……i』ll buy it right now(走開）
（ABC終於放聲大笑，落幕）
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Ⅵ 求一英語喜劇劇本!!5人的
要多長的？
A(衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者
B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，請給我些麵包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然後便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）
A：先生，先生（A看見後，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）
B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和）
A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的後擺）
B：挖，你這人怎麼這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終於隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎麼這么傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。於是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什麼不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？
A：對不起，我不知道「錢包」這個單詞怎麼講……
F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拚命點頭）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰讓這是一個童話呢……
為了配合馬可的英文翻譯，所以台詞能簡單就簡單啦。下面是馬可的英文翻譯。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
Ⅶ 適合五個人配音的英語電影，最好簡單一點的
五個人配音的電影包括：音樂之聲。
《音樂之聲》（The Sound of Music），由羅伯特·懷斯執導，朱麗·安德魯斯、克里斯托弗·普盧默、理查德·海頓主演，於1965年上映。改編自瑪利亞·馮·崔普（Maria von Trapp）的著作《崔普家庭演唱團》，最初以音樂劇的形式於百老匯上演。電影講述了1938年，年輕的見習修女瑪利亞到退役的海軍上校特拉普家中做家庭教師，以童心對童心，讓孩子們充分在大自然的美景中陶冶性情，上校也被她所感染。這時，德國納粹吞並了奧地利，上校拒絕為納粹服役，並且在一次民歌大賽中帶領全家越過阿爾卑斯山，逃脫納粹的魔掌[1] 。
影片上映後當年票房達到1.59億美元，一舉榮獲第38屆奧斯卡金像獎十項提名並獲得最佳影片、最佳導演等五項大獎，寫下了好萊塢影壇歷史性的一頁
22歲的瑪利亞是一個薩爾茨堡修道院里的志願修女，但是，她活潑
音樂之聲電影劇照(20張)
好動和熱愛自然的性格卻總是讓她在修道院里惹麻煩。修女院里的女院長（Mother Abbess）覺得她這樣的活潑的性格不適合僧侶生活。於是，當她接到馮·特拉普上校家尋求家庭教師的請求，她決定讓瑪利亞去，也藉此讓她探索出真正的生活目的。
瑪利亞到達馮·特拉普（Captain Georg Von Trapp）家，發現他是一個有七個孩子的鰥夫（這里指喪偶的男子），長期的海軍生活和亡妻的悲傷使他對待孩子像管教士兵一樣嚴格。很快，瑪利亞就明白了以前那些家庭教師離開的原因，原來是孩子們得不到父親的關愛，總是用捉弄教師來吸引父親的注意。
上校要求瑪利亞也像他一樣嚴格，但是瑪利亞沒有聽從，而是用她天生的溫柔和善良贏得了孩子們的友好。趁上校不在的時候，她用窗簾給每個孩子縫制了休閑的服裝，帶領他們到花園水池遊玩，在美麗的阿爾卑斯山上野餐，還教會了他們唱歌。孩子們原有的拘謹和憂郁漸漸地被音樂和笑聲代替了。
不久上校回家了，還帶回了孩子們喜歡的麥克叔叔（Uncle Max）和孩子們不甚喜歡的上校的女朋友埃爾莎·施瑞德男爵夫人（Baroness Elsa Schraeder）。上校對瑪利亞的做法十分不滿，可是當他聽到孩子們為男爵夫人唱歌的時候十分感動，因為瑪利亞把從他妻子去世之後家裡就不再有的音樂又帶了回來。瑪利亞還和孩子們一起准備了一場木偶戲即孤獨的牧羊人，上校為瑪利亞可以感染他人的熱情所吸引了。
幾天之後，上校和男爵夫人一起舉行了一場盛大的舞會，孩子們在舞會中也有歌唱表演。在舞會中，瑪利亞給孩子們示範奧地利的民間舞蹈「漣恩德拉（又譯：蘭德勒）」（Laendler）。出乎意料的是，
音樂之聲宣傳海報(11張)
上校走過來和瑪利亞共舞，舞蹈最後他們互視對方，他們之間的愛意一目瞭然。這些，都被男爵夫人看在眼內，當晚，她勸瑪利亞回修道院。瑪利亞恐怕自己對上校的感情會越陷越深，於是，她悄悄地離開了。
瑪利亞走了之後，男爵夫人用盡辦法討孩子們的歡心都沒有成效。當孩子們得知上校要和男爵夫人結婚的消息後，他們更加難過。他們到修道院找瑪利亞卻沒能見到她。瑪利亞向院長坦白了她對上校的愛情和對生活的不知所措，院長告訴她要鼓起勇氣，哪怕翻越世界上的每一座山峰也要找到自己的真愛。於是，瑪利亞回到馮·特拉普家裡。 瑪利亞回來之後，男爵夫人發現她已經無法挽回瑪利亞和上校之間的感情，便主動退出了婚約，上校和瑪利亞互訴衷腸，很快地，他們就結婚了。
可惜，他們的生活並沒有從此就永遠幸福快樂。當他們還在度蜜月的時候，德國納粹佔領了奧地利。連大女兒麗莎深愛的小夥子羅夫也成了納粹下的一員。當他們趕回薩爾茨堡，發現到處已經是納粹旗幟橫行了。而上校和瑪利亞不同意在自己家掛納粹國旗，但當他們不在的時候，負責照顧孩子們的麥克叔叔幫他們注冊參加了薩爾茨堡音樂節（Salzburg Festival）。上校一回到家裡，就接到了納粹發來的電報，要他立即到納粹海軍報道。一向痛恨納粹的上校決定帶領全家人離開奧地利。當他們晚上離開別墅的時候，被早就躲在門外監視他們的納粹攔住了，於是上校解釋說他們離開是為了參加希爾斯伯格節演出，並拿出節目單作為證據。在納粹的陪同下，他們來到了會場，演出了孩子們准備好的歌曲。在這時，上校和瑪利亞演唱了《雪絨花》，歌曲里對祖國奧地利的熱愛之情濃郁深厚，不顧旁邊持槍的納粹守衛，在場的觀眾也跟著上校一起唱完了《雪絨花》。
演出之後，趁著頒獎的時候上校一家人借著音樂的掩護逃離演出現場，納粹尾隨一路追到修道院里，在修女們的幫助下，上校一家人藏在了墓碑後面，但被羅夫發現，並且漏了行蹤，之後開車躲過納粹的追蹤，而納粹的車卻被修女們拔掉了電動機，不能發動追趕，然後他們翻過阿爾卑斯山，離開了奧地利。