1. 急求英文电影经典对白 ，4人， 约10分钟，每个人的对白时间基本上一致。（急，答案好的话追加50分）
20部经典英文电影对白
1.《乱世佳人》
Tomorrow is another day.
2.《泰坦尼克号》
Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
3.《007系列》
"Bond. James Bond."
4.《阿甘正传》
Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."
Mother: It's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.
Jenny: Are you stupid or something?
Forrest: Momma says that stupid is as stupid does.
5.《终结者》
"I'll be back!"
6.《英国病人》
We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that's all I've wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
7.《空军一号》
“My family first”
8.《罗马假日》
I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there,and turn. You stay in car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.
Well, life isn't always what one likes, isn't it?
9.《绿野仙踪》
"There's no place like home."
10.《卡萨布兰卡》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
11.《我不是天使》
It’s not the men in your life that counts，it’s the life in your men.
12.《地狱的天使》
Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
13.《鸭子汤》
I could dance with you’till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I’d rather dance with the cows’ till you came home.
14.《安娜·克里斯蒂》
Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don’t be stinchy，baby.
15.《美梦成真》
The end ，is only the beginning.
16.《 Phenomenon》
“ Will you love me for the rest of my life?”
“ No， I'll love you for the rest of mine.”
17.《日出之前》
If there's any kind of magic in this world， it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。
18.《四个婚礼一个葬礼》
--I thought you were gone.
--Without you,never
19.《教父》
Never let anyone know what you are thinking.
20.《美国派3》
Jim: Michelle, you're the one woman I want to be with and the woman I can't be without. I love you !
Michelle: Jim, I have trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel and I realize something. Love isn't just a feeling, Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut. Jim you've give me everything I've ever wanted and It's my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.
具体分析:
背景介绍《警界双雄》（Starsky&Hutch）是美国最新的警匪喜剧片，改编自20世纪70年代著名系列剧。故事发生在一个虚构的海滨城市“湾城”，主角是一对名叫斯塔奇（本·斯蒂勒饰）和哈金森（欧文·威尔逊饰）的警探搭档，他们性格迥异却同样嫉恶如仇。面对势力庞大的贩毒集团，两人闹了不少笑话，不过最终取得了胜利。
下面这段对话发生在影片开头，一具浮尸被冲到岸边，由此揭开了整个案子的序幕。
语言点：1、“nexttoimpossible”直译为“与不可能只差一点”，直白说就是“几乎是不可能的”。“nextto”相当于“impossible”，英语中类似用“nextto”组成的词组很多。如.（路上没什么车，我很快就回家了。）再如，.（我在古玩市场上很便宜地买了这个花瓶。）但要注意如果是“nexttonone”，就不是“几乎等于零”，而是说“不比任何人差，是最好的”。2、“ginger”的原意是姜。但“ginger”在英语中还有“有活力的、灵活的”之意。此外“ginger”还可做动词用。“gingerup”意为“使某物充满活力”。例如：Thepopmusicgingereptheparty.（流行音乐使得聚会充满活力。）
顺便讲点题外话。粤语中有“够姜”一词，通常用来形容某人“狠辣，不易对付”等。英国导演盖·里奇的黑帮片《Lock,StockandTwoSmokingBar-rels》，在香港即有“够姜四小强”的译法。这与英文中的“ginger”异曲同工，都是取姜本身的特性以做譬喻。3、“meatwagon”原意为“送肉食品的马车”。但在美国俚语中有“救护车”的意思。现在已经没法考证是哪个毫无同情心的家伙最早使用的这个词。《警界双雄》中的斯塔奇是个按规则办事、有时甚至显得比较固执的警探。编剧在这里让他使用“meatwagon”一词，为这个角色平添了几分生动。
Starsky：Nothing harder to solve than a floater. No prints, body usually bloated. It's next to impossible.
Hutchinson：All right, I say we push it out. Hope the current takes it to the next precinct.
Starsky：Hey, stop it.
Hutchinson：You gotta be very ginger.
Starsky：Hey!
Hutchinson：You point a gun at me? Okay. Fine, have it your way. Knock yourself out.
Starsky：All right, I'm just gonna call in the meat wagon.
2. 请推荐有很多对话的欧美电影，用来学习英语的
最受认可的是<六人行>，这是一个情景喜剧，英文名为＜the friends＞
3. 外国电影两个女的和一个骷髅对话什么名挺搞笑还有点恐怖，有没有大佬知道什么电影
美国电影《惊声尖笑2》，安娜法瑞斯主演！
4. 求一些欧美搞笑电影
强烈推荐《上帝也疯狂》，我都快成祥林嫂了，见个人就说看《上帝也疯狂》吧，超搞笑中又发人深省，我看了N遍
《儿女一箩筐1》看了三遍
5. 欧美电影经典对白
Bond Of Brothers
My grandson asked me a question one day. He said, "Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?"
I said: "no, but I served in the company of heroes" ----Dick·Winters
有一天，我的孙子问我一个问题，它说：“爷爷，你是大战中的英雄吗？”我回答：“不是，可是我与英雄们一起服役.
Brave Heart
WILLIAM WALLACE："Fight and you may die. Run and you'll live at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now. Would you be willing to trade? All the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom! Freedom——"
威廉华莱士：
"是啊，如果战斗，可能会死。如果逃跑，至少还能活。年复一年，直 到寿终正寝。你们！愿不愿意用这么多苟活的日子去换一个机会，就一个机会！那就是回 来，告诉敌人，他们也许能夺走我们的生命，但是，他们永远夺不走我们的自由！" "我们的自由！！
Leon
No women, No kids. 体现专业杀手的敬业原则。
Ghost
Look into my eyes, and you will see what you mean to me!!
Sound Of Music
When The Lord closes a door, somewhere he opens a window. 主现在把这扇门关起来了，但是，在某处他为你开了一面窗子。
Love Story
Love means you will never have to say you are sorry.
God Father
A man who is not a father will never be a real man.
Jane Eyre
If God had gifted me with some beauty and much wealth, I should have made it as hard for you to leave me, as it is now for me to leave you. I am not talking to you now through the medium of custom, conventionalities, nor even of mortal flesh: it is my spirit that addresses your spirit; just as if both had passed through the grave, and we stood at God’s feet, equal — as we are! ’ 如果上帝赐予我财富和美貌，我会使你难于离开我，就像现在我难于离开你。上帝没有这么做，而我们的灵魂是平等的，就仿佛我们两人穿过坟墓，站在上帝脚下，彼此平等——本来就如此！”
Peter Pan
You mean more to me than anything in this whole world! 你在世界上对我来说是最重要的！
The Shawshank Redemption
I guess it comes down to a simple choice. Get busy living or get busy dieing!
要么赶着去生,要么忙着去死！
Band of Brothers
They depended on each other, the world depended on them.
Notting Hill
I'm just a girl, standing on the boy ,asked him to love her.
Sleepless In Seattle
You touch her for the first time, and suddenly your home. It almost likes magic!
6. 英语电影对话里的，十句经典台词简单易懂！
一《Shawshank Redemption肖申克的救赎》
1.You know some birds are not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright.
你知道，有些鸟儿是注定不会被关在牢笼里的，它们的每一片羽毛都闪耀着自由的光辉。
2.There is something inside ,that they can't get to , that they can't touch. That's yours.
那是一种内在的东西, 他们到达不了,也无法触及的,那是你的。
3.Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
希望是一个好东西,也许是最好的,好东西是不会消亡的。
二《Forrest Gump 阿甘正传》
1.Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。
2.Stupid is as stupid does.
蠢人做蠢事，也可理解为傻人有傻福。
3.Miracles happen every day.
奇迹每天都在发生。
4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.
我和珍妮形影不离。
5.Have you given any thought to your future?
你有没有为将来打算过呢。
6． You just stay away from me please.
求你离开我。
7． If you are ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away.
你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开。
8． It made me look like a ck in water.
它让我如鱼得水。
9． Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.
死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事。
10． I was messed up for a long time.
这些年我一塌糊涂。
11． I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidentally―like on a breeze.
我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡
三《The Lion King狮子王》
1. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance.
世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2. I laugh in the face of danger.
越危险就越合我心意。
3. I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble.
我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。
4. When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.
如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
5. It's like you are back from the dead.
好像你是死而复生似的。
6. You can't change the past.
过去的事是不可以改变的。
7. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it. 对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
8. This is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will?
这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢？
9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.
我为何要相信你？你所说的一切都是谎话。
10. I'll make it up to you, I promise.
我会补偿你的，我保证。
四《Gone with The Wind 乱世佳人》
1.Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it's the only thing that lasts.
土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西。
2.I wish I could be more like you.
我要像你一样就好了。
3.Whatever comes, I'll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.
无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远
4.I think it's hard winning a war with words.我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用。
5. Sir, you're no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.
先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女。
6.I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.
我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬。
7.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.
哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你。
8.I love you more than I've ever loved any woman. And I've waited longer for you than I've waited for any woman.
此句只可意会不可言传。。。。。
9.If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!
即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了。
10.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.
现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界。
11.You're throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.
你把自己的幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西。
12.Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.
家,我要回家.我要想办法让他回来.不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天。
五《TITANIC泰坦尼克号》
1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming.
外表看,我是个教养良好的小姐,骨子里,我很反叛.
2.We're the luckiest sons-of-bitches in the world.
我们是真他妈的走运极了.(地道的美国国骂)
3.There is nothing I couldn't give you, there is nothing I would deny you, if you would not deny me. Open you're heart to me.如果你不违背我,你要什么我就能给你什么,你要什么都可以.把你 的心交给我吧.
4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband.
读大学的目的是找一个好丈夫.(好像有些片面,但比较真实)
5.Remember, they love money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you're in the club.
只要你装得很有钱的样子他们就会跟你套近乎。
6.All life is a game of luck.
生活本来就全靠运气。
7.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen, or who I'm going to meet, where I'm going to wind up.
我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局。
8.I figure life is a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you're going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you. 我觉得生命是一份礼物,我不想浪费它,你不会知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活。
9.To make each day count.
要让每一天都有所值。
10.We're women. Our choices are never easy.
我们是女人,我们的选择从来就不易。
11.You jump, I jump.
(another touching sentence)
12.Will you give us a chance to live?
能不能给我们留一条生路?
13.God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be any more pain, for the former world has passed away.
上帝擦去他们所有的眼泪.死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和生死离别,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣.
六《Sleepless in Seattle西雅图不眠夜》
1.Work hard! Work will save you. Work is the only thing that will see you through this.
努力工作吧!工作能拯救你.埋头苦干可令你忘记痛楚.
2.You make millions of decisions that mean nothing and then one day your order takes out and it changes your life.
你每天都在做很多看起来毫无意义的决定,但某天你的某个决定就能改变你的一生.
3.Destiny takes a hand.命中注定.
4.You know, you can tell a lot from a person's voice.
从一个人的声音可以知道他是怎样的人.
5.People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again.
真爱过的人很难再恋爱.
6.You know it's easier to get killed by a terrorist than get married over the age of 40.
你知道,女人过了40想出嫁就难了,被恐怖分子杀死都比这容易.
7.You are the most attractive man I ever laid ears.
你是我听过的最帅的男士.
8.Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't love you?
为什么留恋一个不爱你的人?
9.When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously.So what we think of as fate, is just two neuroses knowing they're a perfect match.
当你被某个人吸引时,那只是意味着你俩在潜意识里相互吸引.因此,所谓命运,就只不过是两个疯子认为他们自己是天造一对,地设一双.
10.Everybody panics before they get married.每个人婚前都会紧张的.
11.Your destiny can be your doom.命运也许会成为厄运.
12.The reason I know this and you don't is because I'm younger and pure. So I'm more in touch with cosmic forces.
之所以我知道而你不知道是因为我年幼纯洁,所以我比较能接触宇宙的力量.
13.I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for.
我不想要你将就,我也不想成为将就的对象.
14.What if something had happened to you? What if I couldn't get to you? What would I have done without you? You're my family. You're all I've got.
要是你出了事怎么办?要是我找不到你怎么办?如果没有你我该怎么办?你是我的家人,你是我的一切.
七《GARFIELD加菲猫》
1. Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.<br/>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚? 结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
9. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
10. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
11. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
12. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
13. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明。
14. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作。
15. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7. 跪求：有什么搞笑的欧美电影
推荐这种类型的喜剧给你，同一环境下的一群人的搞笑生活。看点人物性格极具特色，疯狂的竞争手段以及精彩搞笑的对话
拳王开饭馆 The Slammin' Salmon (2009)
爱情服务生 Waiting... (2005)6.0
疯狂店员 Clerks. (1994)
疯狂店员2 Clerks II (2006)
◆09年的2部推荐：
惊恐小镇 Panique au village (2009)8.2 很偏门的动画片，但是很搞笑，无厘头的
小淘气尼古拉 Le Petit Nicolas (2009)8.6 根据法国著名儿童读物改编，片子浪漫、风趣充满幽默感，把小孩子天真行为描写得非常疯狂搞笑
◆其他印象深刻的：
波拉特 Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)7.0 伪记录片，纯搞笑
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洋葱电影 The Onion Movie (2008)7.5
导演：汤姆·肯特兹 主演：兰·卡琉 史蒂文·席格 莎拉·迈克埃利戈特 ...
作为全球最没有事实依据的传媒，“洋葱新闻”所杜撰的那些虚假新闻，全部被收罗到了一起变成了这部很有“洋葱”味道的电影。
◆还有几部搞笑类的连续剧不错
生活大爆炸 The Big Bang Theory (2007)9.3 美剧，四个高智商宅男和一个无脑美女，对话经典
IT狂人 The IT Crowd (2006)9.1 英剧，讲办公室it宅男，笑料非常新颖，有些地方能让你笑到面部扭曲的地步
小不列颠 Little Britain (2003)9.1英剧，超级无厘头，2人分饰很多角色的情景恶搞剧
ps如果你喜欢老片，建议看看路易·德·菲耐斯（louis de funès）的片子，部部都经典，我现在也时常翻出来看看，很好笑
8. 急求欧美电影经典对白 三人的
You must do me this honor. You must promise me that you will survive...### (Both Rose and Jack are in the icy-cold sea now.)
ROSE: I love you, Jack.
JACK: No... Don't you do that. Don't say your good-byes. Not yet. Do you understand me?
ROSE: I'm so cold.
JACK: Listen, Rose. You're going to get out of here. You're going to go on and you're going to make lots of babies and you're going to watch them grow and you're going to die an old, an old lady, warm in your bed. Not here. Not this night. Not like this. Do you understand me?
ROSE: I can't feel my body.
JACK: Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you. And I'm thankful for that, Rose, I'm thankful. You must do me this honor. You must promise me that you will survive... that you won't give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of that promise.
ROSE: I promise.
JACK: Never let go.
ROSE: I will never let go, Jack, I'll never let go.
###你要帮我个忙。答应我活下去……###
(露丝和杰克都在冰冷的海水中)
露丝：杰克，我爱你。
杰克：别，别这样。不要说再见。还不是时候。你明白了吗？
露丝：我觉得很冷。
杰克： 听我说，露丝。你一定能脱险的。你要活下去，生许多孩子，看着他们长大。你会安享晚年，安息在温暖的床上。而不是今晚在这里，不是像这样死去。你明白了吗？ 露丝：我失去知觉了。
杰克：赢得船票是我一生中最幸运的事。让我认识了你。感谢上苍，露丝，我是那么感激它！你要帮我个忙。答应我活下去……无论发生什么……无论多么绝望……永不放弃。答应我，露丝，永不放弃你对我的承诺。
露丝：我答应你。
杰克：永不放弃。
露丝：我不会放弃的，杰克，我永远不会放弃。
《罗马假日》经典对白
记者:公主殿下对所访问的城市中印象最深的是哪一个呢?
(J: Which of the fities that you visited did your Highness enjoy the most?)
安妮公主:每一个城市都各具特色而令人难忘,很难...罗马,无疑是罗马.我会珍惜在这里的记忆,直到永远!
(A: Each in its own way was unforgettable. It would be difficult to ...Rome. By all means, Rome. I will cherish my visit here in memory, as long as I live!）
Princess:Shall I cook something?
Joe:No kitchen.And nothing to cook.I always eat out.
Princess:Do you like that?
Joe:Well,life isn't always what one likes,isn't it?
Princess:No,it isn't.
安 妮：我做点什么吃的吧。
乔 ：没有厨房，也没有东西可做。我总是在外边吃饭。
安 妮：你喜欢这样吗？
乔 ：没办法，由不得自己，是吗？
安 妮：是的，由不得自己。
这段对话，是逃出宫门的公主与新闻记者Joe渡过快乐的一天后，回到Joe的住处时，与他的谈话。公主的回答是：No,it isn't.正是她对出宫后的生活有感而发。最后，公主怀着与Joe共渡自由生活的美好回忆，返回宫中
9. 电影搞笑经典对白台词
在观看电影的时候，也读到了许多搞笑 经典台词 。下面就让我来为大家一一盘点电影搞笑经典对白台词吧，真的是非常的精彩!希望你喜欢!
电影搞笑经典对白台词【精选版】
1) 如果我是你的话，我不会这样做。
2) 所谓美女，大都是化妆品的奴隶。
3) 纸包鸡，鸡包纸，纸包鸡包鸡包纸……
4) 如果我知道怎么舍弃你，那该有多好。
5) 告诉你们一个好消息，我们是抢劫的。
6) 二当家：娘子，跟牛魔王出来看上帝。
7) 我可以告诉你，但是我不得不杀了你。
8) 这个真相的代价太高了，还是不要听了。
9) 跟着你，有肉吃。
10) 你想学?我教你。
电影搞笑经典对白台词【最新版】
1) 其实，我是一个演员。
2) 神仙?妖怪?谢谢。
3) 一念天堂，一念地狱。
4) 我泱泱大国，以诚信为本。
5) 黎叔很生气，后果很严重。
6) 打雷啦!下雨啦!快收衣服啊!
7) 古伦木，古伦木!欧巴，欧巴!
8) 我本是男儿郎，又不是女娇娥。
9) 你这哪里是交手，明明是交脚!
10) 你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉屎了。
11) 俺们江湖中人，义字当先，这又算啥呢!
12) 你贵为皇后，母仪天下，睡觉还蹬被子。
13) 都想抓住青春的尾巴，可惜青春是只壁虎。
14) 等等!我可以解释!事情不是你想的那样!
15) 我不管你是男是女，我只知道我好钟意你。
16) 梁朝伟：“我是警察!”刘德华：“谁知道?”
17) 爱一个人需要理由吗?不需要吗?需要吗?
18) 你信不信我一巴掌把你拍墙上，抠都抠不下来!
19) 又是个戴绿帽子的，看来你们那绿化不错!
20) 飞，是小李飞刀的飞;刀，是小李飞刀的刀。
电影搞笑经典对白台词【热门版】
1) 你喷我老婆，我不介意!以德服人，以德服人!
2) 朕给你的，才是你的，朕不给你，你不能抢。
3) 辣妹子辣，辣妹子辣，辣妹子不该拿的不拿。
4) 找个地方坐下来，饮杯茶，吃个包子，慢慢谈。
5) 仔细听好我下面说的每一句话，因为我只会说一次。
6) 生我是副作用呀!你还不是享受那些制造过程嘛?
7) “小琴，你觉得我怎么样?”“除了帅没什么好说的。”
8) “小二，来两条肥香肠!”小二：“你不是正在吃吗?
9) 呵，原谅他是上帝的事儿，我的任务是送他去见上帝!
10) 姐，如果有一个人深深伤害了你，你怎么才能原谅他?
11) 我要藏宝图，你给我张地图，啊?这还是张世界地图?
12) 有些人一辈子都在骗人，而有些人用一辈子去骗一个人。
13) 以后你就是我的人了，和我的驴一样，给你盖个章。
14) 我甚至连他的一张照片都没有。他只活在我的记忆里。
15) 不错!我就是美貌与智慧并重，英雄与侠义的化身唐伯虎!
16) 现在我郑重宣布，这座山上所有的东西都是我的，包括你。
17) 人生如戏，爱的是一个，结婚生子的又是另一个。很正常。
18) 我不是蝗虫，我不是蜈蚣，我只爱贱哥哥，完美的爱情。
19) 这里有只Ace，只要我轻轻一捽，就立刻变了一只皱了的Ace。
20) 菩提老祖：哎，我跟你研究研究嘛，干嘛那么认真了?需要吗?
21) 靠山吃山，靠水吃水，今天抢劫，不许不给，谁要反抗，让他见鬼。
22) 说好三年，三年之后又三年，三年之后又三年，都快十年了，老板!
23) 长夜漫漫无心睡眠，我以为只有我睡不着，想不到晶晶姑娘你也…
24) 我对你的景仰有如滔滔江水连绵不绝，又犹如黄河泛滥一发而不可收拾!
25) 我的 兴趣 爱好 可分为静态和动态两种，静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身…
26) 我对您的景仰有如滔滔江水连绵不绝，又有如黄河泛滥一发不可收拾!
27) 世界上有那么多的城市，城市中有那么多的酒馆，而她却偏偏走进了我的。。
28) 当在路上听见有人打招呼时说：跟我说话吗?不是跟我说的吧?认错人啦!
29) 长夜漫漫，无心睡眠。我以为只有我睡不着觉，原来晶晶姑娘你也睡不着。
30) 如果领导下个月再不给我加薪，我就辞职，辞职前再给他送两条中华，抽死他。
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