⑴ 求香港电影《人间喜剧》中三个人用枪互指时说的英文,我要完整，全部，拜托，有急用
王：I'm not gonna deceive you anymore. Yes... I'm a undercover cop.
许：I've told you before, a killer should not have any feeling.
杜：I feel like I've known him all my life, as we connected in our souls, like we been through life and death.
王：He'll think of me merely from the warmth of the sofa I just sat on just like the warmth of the sofa he just sat on will remind me of him.
许：What could this be but love? You're deserting me for an undercover cop!
>>>BANG!
杜：夕阳！As a killer, I've never loved anyone. ANYONE! Why did you have to betray me? Why don't you just shoot me?!
王：I know I can never repay what I owe you!
许：If I have to die, I wish I could die in your hands. Only the bullet of a killer can set another killer free...DO IT!
杜：NO!!!!
许：I'll never get over the fact...that our honor is nothing compared to your love!
>>>BANG!
>>>BANG!>>>BANG!>>>BANG!>>>BANG!>>>BANG!
>>>BANG!>>>BANG!
王：We're destined to be enemies. Yet we admire each other. That's our tragedy.
杜：We'll be friends in our next life...maybe...
王：NOOOOO!!!!!
⑵ 英语幽默短剧剧本 带翻译
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. 在很久很久以前，有个疯狂的国度住着一群疯狂的人，用疯狂的方式给人们讲述着疯狂的故事。o(∩_∩)o...哈哈Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 闻名遐迩的刀客，荆轲先生，被委以刺杀秦始皇嬴政的任务。但最终还是失败鸟。你想知道当时的情形如何吗？好，下面的我们将给你呈现当时真实的一幕。Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜魔镜告诉我，天下男人谁最美？ (画外音：是你是你太子丹 太子丹高兴状) 非常感谢，我的魔镜 （面对观众） 我是太子丹，魔镜告诉我说我是天下最美的男人 但是嬴政老小子嫉妒于我，倘若给他从魔镜那儿得知了真相，必要追杀于我 。太可怕了，我该咋办啦？ (向幕里大叫) 我的小弟们呢，哪儿去了？ 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming 亲耐滴老大，我来也。太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!我怎么告诉你的，以后见到我要喊“我最最漂亮，潇洒，帅气，和蔼，可爱，机灵和尊敬的太子丹殿下”，你又忘了！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）了解，亲耐滴！我有个好主意。我们找个大英雄去刺杀嬴政。太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?妙计！那么谁是最佳人选捏？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.眼下我有俩在册人手，一个名曰李莫愁，另一个便是荆轲。明天他们讲通过PK来角逐最佳杀手称号！太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?那行，动作要快，ok？阿三：Yes.着！
⑶ 求大家推荐一部中文翻译很搞笑的英文电影，翻译中有很多网络搞笑词汇，谢谢。
美国队长的抢先版，里面甚至出现了呀买碟，什么哥会游泳一类，以前看过法国喜剧欢迎来北方的翻译比较搞笑，用中国方言翻译法国方言，《变形金刚3》好像也有一版恶搞翻译。像你丫闭嘴的东北方言版等好多电影都有，但有好多版本，你不一定能找到那个版本
⑷ 《烟火》剧场版对白的翻译
烟火（剧场版上集）
主唱：吴奇隆 独白:郭静
独白：郭静）第一次嚟到北京玩
仲要系自己一个人
而我只系识得讲地到香港人个啲唔咸唔淡嘅国语
我都算系好大胆
北京呢个地方唔算细
但系我竟然遇见一个男仔好几次
呢一次佢居然走埋嚟自我介绍添
死喇，我都唔知应该讲啲咩野好
原来佢系由台湾嚟嘅
佢仲以为我系本地人
仲赞我比起本地嘅女仔靓得嚟仲摩登啲添
（唱：吴奇隆）总是一次又一次不小心
走进悲伤的森林
以为已经沉睡的恋情
又在午夜里惊醒
总是不知不觉的想起你
惊慌失措的眼睛
就象已经远走的背影
依然靠在我怀里
孤孤单单一个人
走在俪影双双的街头
忘了我在找什么
等待明天还是往回走
总是在失去以后才想再拥有
如果时光能够再倒流
夜空那幕烟火
映在你的心底
是否触痛尘封的记忆
总是在离别以后才想再回头
不管重新等待多寂寞
夜空那幕烟火
映在我的心底
是无穷无尽的永久
（独白：郭静）于是我剩返落嚟果个礼拜嘅行程
就系同呢个男仔系埋一齐
一齐去长城上便睇我地祖国嘅风光
我地都好陶醉
大家都好似忘记咗香港太平山
同埋台湾阿里山嘅景色
语言已经唔再系我地之间嘅隔膜
但系一个礼拜好快就过咗
佢同我讲咗句说话
我是一缕烟，而你是一团火
佢呢一缕烟就系因为我呢一团火产生
但系我只系可以答佢话
当烟火烧到最后最后
烟就会飘走，火就会熄灭
而两者都唔再属于呢处地方
一天一天等下去（烟火剧场版下集）
主唱：吴奇隆 独白:郭静
（独白：郭静）自从上次北京旅游返嚟之后
唔知点解自己有个冲动去学国语
连我死党阿may都觉得我返嚟之后
D唔咸唔淡嘅国语好咗好多
我唔知系咪希望有一日……
真系傻喇
初初我地以为分开之后
大家可以忘记对方
所以都冇交换到联络地址同埋电话
其实真系厄人嘅潇洒
唔知佢台湾个边做紧D乜野？
有冇谂起我呢？
（唱：吴奇隆）仍然为你再步昨天路径
仍然梦你的眼睛
仍然望你再入我生命
跟我再掀起热情
仍然没法接受你的决定
仍然未懂得究竟
仍然没有放下我心愿
只可惜你已走远
一天一天等下去
没有想过抛开这份情
一天一天再未见
难道爱上你没法清醒
难道我永等不到解脱的一天
只有追忆跟幻想打转
若然没法再见就算多麽痴情
其实爱你永远是泡影
来让我痛哭一声解脱这一天
心里轻轻洗去你的脸
独行就当永远断送这片真情
人不再妄想能遇见
（独白：郭静）有次同埋班朋友去烧野食
睇倒碳炉里面D烟同火
唔知点解流咗眼泪出嚟
阿MAY问我系咪比D烟烟亲只眼
我同佢讲话引因火而生
但当烟火烧到最红最后
烟就会飘走，火就会熄灭
阿MAY 唔明我讲D乜野
不过佢就话我个番说话同张报纸嘅寻人广告一样
我即刻罗起张报纸嚟睇
上面写住：
烟火虽然暂时熄灭
但系只要一天一天等下去
烟火总有一天重燃
（唱：吴奇隆）一天一天等下去
没有想过抛开这份情
一天一天再未见
难道爱上你没法清醒
难道我永等不到解脱的一天
只有追忆跟幻想打转
若然没法再见就算多麽痴情
其实爱你永远是泡影
来让我痛哭一声解脱这一天
心里轻轻洗去你的脸
独行就当永远断送这片真情
人不再妄想能遇见
（独白：郭静）报纸上面仲留咗个香港地址同电话号码添
阿MAY问我做咩无烟仲系度喊？
而睇倒张报纸又会甘开心嘅？
我话因为我要去打电话
而接电话嘅佢竟然讲起D唔咸唔淡嘅广东话
⑸ 求英文电影经典对话附中文翻译，不要单句台词不要单句台词不要单句台词，重要的事情说三遍，阿里嘎多！
阿甘正传 够经典了吧
John F. Kennedy: Congratulations, how do you feel?
肯尼迪：祝贺你，你感觉怎么样？
Forrest Gump: I gotta pee.
阿甘：我想撒尿。
John F. Kennedyturning to camera) I believe he said he had to go pee. Heh heh.
肯尼迪：(对着镜头)我相信他刚才说的是他想去撒尿，呵呵
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Mother : It's my time. It's just my time.Oh. now ,don't you be afraid
sweetheart. Death is just a part of life .Something we are all destined
to do .I didn't know it ,but I was destined to be your momma .I did the
best I could .
妈妈：我的时辰到了，时辰到了。哦，别害怕，宝贝。死亡是生命的一部分，是所有人命中注定的事。过去我并不知道，但我注定做你妈妈。我已尽我所能。
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Forrest Gump: Will you marry me?
阿甘：嫁给我吧？
(Jenny turns and looks at him)
(珍妮回头看着他)
Forrest Gump: I'd make a good husband, Jenny.
阿甘：我会成为一个好丈夫的，珍妮。
Jenny Curran: You would, Forrest.
珍妮：你会的，福雷斯特。
Forrest Gump: But you won't marry me.
阿甘：但你不肯嫁给我。
Jenny Curran: You don't wanna marry me.
珍妮：你并不想娶我。
Forrest Gump: Why don't you love me, Jenny? I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.
阿甘：为什么你不爱我呢，珍妮？我不是个聪明人，可我知道什么是爱。
发布者： Mtime (2006-04-25 13:34:08)
“当兵最大的好处就是你让我干什么，我就干什么！”
“回答正确，甘，你真是天才，你的智商绝对超过了他妈的160！”
⑹ 美国搞笑电影翻译东北口音的电影叫什么名字
我知道《你丫闭嘴》被翻译成果东北话版
但是法国的
两个逃犯（其中一个是话痨，一个好像是杀手）去报仇
最后如愿以偿
⑺ 影视剧本对白英文该怎样翻译
电影剧本翻译不同与普通文本翻译，电影具有历史性可考性，记录着一代人的精神文明追求。在中西方电影汇聚的当下，电影及电影对白翻译显得格外重要，那么电影剧本对白应如何翻译呢，简单介绍：
针对电影剧本对白英文翻译分为需注意以下两点：
1、影视对白直译法
根据电影中对人物特征的描述采用直译法最为合理，既突出人物性格又使得译文简洁明了。例如电影《我是山姆》，Sam是电影的主角，整部影片围绕他智力低下，育有一女。最常说的一句话“IamSam，IamLucy’sfather”而展开。直译为我是山姆，我是lucy的爸爸。名字作为片名，突出主旨，简洁明了。
2、影视对白意译法
在受到中西方文化语言冲击下，对影视对白的翻译方式方法要求更高，追求灵活变通，在语义不变的情况下，对电影名称进行翻译时，意译法是不可或缺的一种翻译方法。例如电影《TheParentTrap》围绕一对双胞胎姐妹因父母离异从小被迫分离。直到一次夏令营，两人相识，并决定互换身份使得家庭重新团聚。影片直译为《父母陷阱》，则少了一些温情。而《天生一对》的翻译则呈现了一个温暖的家庭喜剧，温情不失色彩，符合大众的心理。
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⑻ 关于电影英语对话精选
英语对话是高中英语教学内容中最容易被学生模仿的教学内容。我整理了关于电影英语对话，欢迎阅读!
关于电影英语对话一
Nitiya: OK, so something about fun, actually what kind of movies do you like?
Todd: Um, well, let's see, I like. I love edy movies, and for me the most important thing about a movie is, does it have good dialog, does it have good writing, so I don't care about special effects, and stuff like that. It just doesn't interest me, and actually I don't like big Hollywood movies I think they're terrible.
Nitiya: Terrible!
Todd: Yeah. What kind of movies do you like?
Nitiya: I guess a lot of adventure, like the movie like "Star Gate" and The beach" and, and "The Beach" was not good but, I like something which is so different, something which is about the universe, or something which is about rockets and stuff like that.
Todd: So you like movies that re quire... ... and what?
Nitiya: Detective.
Todd: Oh, detective movies. So you like movies that require imagination?
Nitiya: Exactly.
Todd: Now, since we're talking about movies, India has a very big movie instry, Bollywood, do you like the Bollywood movies?
Nitiya: It's great. Awesome. Yeah. I guess a lot of people in the whole world like it a lot.
Todd: Bollywood, they always have so many people, like the thing is, where do they get all those actors?
Nitiya: Lots of actors, so much drama, and I guess a lot of music and dancing and it's just so different from Hollywood movies, so I guess for the reality, I prefer the Hollywood movie and if you just want to have some fun, it would be Bollywood movies.
Todd: So, how often would you watch Bollywood and how often do you watch English?
Nitiya: Whatever I get.
Todd: whatever you get.
Nitiya: I just love movies. I'm crazy behind movies.
Todd: You're addicted to movies?
Nitiya: Very much.
Todd: OK, you know in the states when you go to the movies, it's always coke, popcorn, hot dog. When you go to movies in India, what's the food that you eat?
Nitiya: Ok, coke is always there.
Todd: Right.
Nitiya: And yeah, something like chips or potato chips or anything you get in your hands. Basically I don't like getting disturbed when I'm watching a movie. I'm a person who likes watching a movie very quietly. I don't like watching with friends. I mean, I prefer going who also like watching movies quietly. I mean there are some people in the world, they sit for the movie and they go, oh, this is going to happen next and things like that. I get so irritated. Let me watch it, concentrately.
Todd: Right, I hate that.
Nitiya: I really want to do it quietly, peacefully. I just want to watch the movie. Not talk to the person sitting behind me.
Todd: Ah, I totally agree. And I want to see the beginning, and I want to see the end.
Nitiya: Exactly.
Todd: And no interruptions
Nitiya: Once I begin I really want to go till the end. I can't stop it in the middle and say, "Oh, oh."
Todd: Yeah, which do you prefer, watching it at the cinema, or on DVD at home?
Nitiya: At home.
Todd: At home. So nobody bothers you?
Nitiya: Yep.
Todd: Right. Yeah, same thing. OK, thanks, Natiya.
关于电影英语对话二
Tom:
Hi,what are you doing?
嗨，你在干什么?
Bob:
Nothing special,just watching the movie.
没什么特别的，就看看电影。
Tom:
What movie are you watching?
在看什么电影?
Bob:
The Speed. Have you seen that?
《生死时速》，你看过没?
Tom:
Yeah,The movie Speed is the most exciting film I've ever seen.
看过，电影《生死时速》是我看过的最紧张 *** 的片子。
Bob:
I feel the same way.
我也有同感。
Tom:
In this movie,I like Jack,he is a resourceful man.
电影里，我比较喜欢杰克，他足智多谋。
Bob:
Anyway, Dennis Hopper's character is somewhat plex and his performance is excellent.
不管怎么说，丹尼斯?霍伯的人物性格有些复杂，表演也很精彩。
Tom:
I heard he started in filmdom when he was 19 years old.
我听说他19岁就踏入影坛了。
Bob:
Yes,he is a good actor.
是的，他是个好演员。
关于电影英语对话三
Henry: Hey, Kathy, how about getting together for a movie tonight?
Kathy: Sure. What's playing?
Henry: Well, let me check the newspaper. We've got Quantum Apocalypse, The Graves, and The Bounty Hunter.
Kathy: The Graves sounds great. I love horror movies.
Henry: No way. I don't want to be scared out of my wits.
Kathy: OK. How about Quantum Apocalypse?
Henry: I'm not in the mood for science fiction.
Kathy: How e?
Henry: I saw the trailer the other day. I don't remend seeing it.
Kathy: It seems we don't see eye to eye with each other. i
Henry: How about The Bounty Hunter? I think you'd like it. It is a romantic edy.
Kathy: Is this the Jennifer Aniston's movie?
Henry: Yes. I heard that it is Aniston's best movie so far.
看电影
亨利：嗨，凯西，今晚一起去看个电影吧?
凯西：好啊!有什么电影在上演?
亨利：让我看一下报纸。有《量子启示录》、《猎杀禁地》和《赏金猎手》
凯西：我想看《猎杀禁地》。我喜欢恐怖片。
亨利：不要，我不想吓得半死。
凯西：好吧!那《量子启示录》怎么样?
亨利：我不是很想看科幻片。
凯西：为什么?
亨利：我前几天看过这部电影的预告片，不建议你去看。
凯西：看来我们好像很难达成共识。
亨利：要不要看《赏金猎手》?这是浪漫的喜剧片，你会喜欢的。
凯西：是珍妮弗·安妮斯顿出演的片子吗?
亨利：是的，我听说这是安妮斯顿表现最好的一部片子。
⑼ 欧美电影里的经典对白！（英，译）
一《Shawshank Redemption肖申克的救赎》
1.You know some birds are not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright.
你知道，有些鸟儿是注定不会被关在牢笼里的，它们的每一片羽毛都闪耀着自由的光辉。
2.There is something inside ,that they can't get to , that they can't touch. That's yours.
那是一种内在的东西, 他们到达不了,也无法触及的,那是你的。
3.Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
希望是一个好东西,也许是最好的,好东西是不会消亡的。
二《Forrest Gump 阿甘正传》
1.Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。
2.Stupid is as stupid does.
蠢人做蠢事，也可理解为傻人有傻福。
3.Miracles happen every day.
奇迹每天都在发生。
4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.
我和珍妮形影不离。
5.Have you given any thought to your future?
你有没有为将来打算过呢。
6． You just stay away from me please.
求你离开我。
7． If you are ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away.
你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开。
8． It made me look like a ck in water.
它让我如鱼得水。
9． Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.
死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事。
10． I was messed up for a long time.
这些年我一塌糊涂。
11． I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidentally―like on a breeze.
我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡
三《The Lion King狮子王》
1. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance.
世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2. I laugh in the face of danger.
越危险就越合我心意。
3. I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble.
我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。
4. When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.
如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
5. It's like you are back from the dead.
好像你是死而复生似的。
6. You can't change the past.
过去的事是不可以改变的。
7. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it. 对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
8. This is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will?
这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢？
9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.
我为何要相信你？你所说的一切都是谎话。
10. I'll make it up to you, I promise.
我会补偿你的，我保证。
四《Gone with The Wind 乱世佳人》
1.Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it's the only thing that lasts.
土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西。
2.I wish I could be more like you.
我要像你一样就好了。
3.Whatever comes, I'll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.
无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远
4.I think it's hard winning a war with words.我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用。
5. Sir, you're no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.
先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女。
6.I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.
我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬。
7.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.
哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你。
8.I love you more than I've ever loved any woman. And I've waited longer for you than I've waited for any woman.
此句只可意会不可言传。。。。。
9.If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!
即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了。
10.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.
现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界。
11.You're throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.
你把自己的幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西。
12.Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.
家,我要回家.我要想办法让他回来.不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天。
五《TITANIC泰坦尼克号》
1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming.
外表看,我是个教养良好的小姐,骨子里,我很反叛.
2.We're the luckiest sons-of-bitches in the world.
我们是真他妈的走运极了.(地道的美国国骂)
3.There is nothing I couldn't give you, there is nothing I would deny you, if you would not deny me. Open you're heart to me.
如果你不违背我,你要什么我就能给你什么,你要什么都可以.把你 的心交给我吧.
4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband.
读大学的目的是找一个好丈夫.(好像有些片面,但比较真实)
5.Remember, they love money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you're in the club.
只要你装得很有钱的样子他们就会跟你套近乎。
6.All life is a game of luck.
生活本来就全靠运气。
7.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen, or who I'm going to meet, where I'm going to wind up.
我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局。
8.I figure life is a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you're going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you. 我觉得生命是一份礼物,我不想浪费它,你不会知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活。
9.To make each day count.
要让每一天都有所值。
10.We're women. Our choices are never easy.
我们是女人,我们的选择从来就不易。
11.You jump, I jump.
(another touching sentence)
12.Will you give us a chance to live?
能不能给我们留一条生路?
13.God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be any more pain, for the former world has passed away.
上帝擦去他们所有的眼泪.死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和生死离别,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣.
六《Sleepless in Seattle西雅图不眠夜》
1.Work hard! Work will save you. Work is the only thing that will see you through this.
努力工作吧!工作能拯救你.埋头苦干可令你忘记痛楚.
2.You make millions of decisions that mean nothing and then one day your order takes out and it changes your life.
你每天都在做很多看起来毫无意义的决定,但某天你的某个决定就能改变你的一生.
3.Destiny takes a hand.命中注定.
4.You know, you can tell a lot from a person's voice.
从一个人的声音可以知道他是怎样的人.
5.People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again.
真爱过的人很难再恋爱.
6.You know it's easier to get killed by a terrorist than get married over the age of 40.
你知道,女人过了40想出嫁就难了,被恐怖分子杀死都比这容易.
7.You are the most attractive man I ever laid ears.
你是我听过的最帅的男士.
8.Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't love you?
为什么留恋一个不爱你的人?
9.When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate, is just two neuroses knowing they're a perfect match.
当你被某个人吸引时,那只是意味着你俩在潜意识里相互吸引.因此,所谓命运,就只不过是两个疯子认为他们自己是天造一对,地设一双.
10.Everybody panics before they get married.每个人婚前都会紧张的.
11.Your destiny can be your doom.命运也许会成为厄运.
12.The reason I know this and you don't is because I'm younger and pure. So I'm more in touch with cosmic forces.
之所以我知道而你不知道是因为我年幼纯洁,所以我比较能接触宇宙的力量.
13.I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for.
我不想要你将就,我也不想成为将就的对象.
14.What if something had happened to you? What if I couldn't get to you? What would I have done without you? You're my family. You're all I've got.
要是你出了事怎么办?要是我找不到你怎么办?如果没有你我该怎么办?你是我的家人,你是我的一切.
七《GARFIELD加菲猫》
1. Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚? 结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
9. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
10. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
11. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
12. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
13. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明。
14. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作。
15. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地