⑴ 急求英文电影对话~~~~~~~~
Beach 海滩
—My name is Richard, so what else do you need to know? Stuff about my family or where I’m from? None of that matters. Not once you cross the ocean and cut yourself loose, looking for something more beautiful, something more exciting and yes, I admit something more dangerous after 18 hours in the back of an airplane, three mp movies, two plastic meals, six beers and absolutely no sleep, I finally touched down in Bangkok.
—Hey, how about you? You want to go to the waterfall? Cheap for you, come on.
—Hey, you need somewhere to stay?
—I’ll be fine. I’ll find my own place, thanks.
—What do you want, man?
—And this is it, Bangkok, good time city, gateway to Southeast Asia where dollars and Deutsch marks get turned into counterfeit watches and genuine scars.
—You wanna drink snake blood?
—Wait a minute. Did you say snake blood?
—Yeah.
—No, thanks.
—What is wrong with snake blood.
—I just don’t like the idea.
—Or maybe you scared? Afraid of something new?
—No, I just don’t like the idea, that’s all.
—Ha ha! Like every tourist, you are all the same just like America.
—So never refuse an invitation. Never resist the unfamiliar. Never fall to be polite.
—(Gentlemen, that was excellent.) Never outstay your welcome, just keep your mind open and suck in the experience. And if it hurts, it’s probably worth it.
———我叫里查德，你们还想知道什么？我的家庭情况，是哪里人，这些都无关紧要。越过大海，将自己从烦嚣中解脱出来，去欣赏美不胜收的景物，感受从未有过的激情。当然，我得说这一切充满危险。在飞机上的十八个小时中，我看了三部乏味的电影，吃了两顿份饭，喝了六瓶啤酒，一点觉都没睡，终于降落到了曼谷。
———嘿，你怎么样？想去看瀑布吗？来吧。给你便宜点。
———嘿，需要找地方住吗？
———不用，我有地方住。谢谢。
———你想要什么，老兄？
———就是这里，曼谷，消遣的城市，进入东南亚的大门。将你的美元或德国的马克变成假名牌表和真正的伤疤。
———想喝蛇血吗？
———等一下，你是说蛇的血？
———对。
———不，谢谢。
———蛇的血怎么了？
———我只是不喜欢这样。
———哦，也许你害怕了，害怕新鲜事物？
———不，我只是不喜欢这个主意。
———哈哈！游客都是这样，希望万无一失，像在美国一样。
———永远不要拒绝邀请。永远不要排斥不熟悉的东西。永远不要失礼。
———(先生们，这东西太棒了。)坐客永远不要屁股太沉，你要做的就是让身心全部敞开。即使有痛苦也是值得的。
⑵ 英语电影台词摘抄
三《The Lion King狮子王》
1. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. 世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2. I laugh in the face of danger. 越危险就越合我心意。
3. I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble. 我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。
4. When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world. 如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
5. It's like you are back from the dead. 好像你是死而复生似的。
6. You can't change the past. 过去的事是不可以改变的。
7. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it. 对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
8. This is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will? 这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢？
9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie. 我为何要相信你？你所说的一切都是谎话。
10. I'll make it up to you, I promise. 我会补偿你的，我保证。
⑶ 电影经典台词,英文的话最好是原文
“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.” －Humphrey Bogart，“Casablanca”
译文：“世界上有那么多的城镇，城镇中有那么多的酒馆，她却走进了我的。” 亨普瑞-鲍格特，《卡萨布兰卡》，1942
\\"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti\\'
曾经有人想调查我。我就就着一些蚕豆和好酒，把他的肝脏吃掉了.
1． Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. (生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料)
2． Stupid is as stupid does. (蠢人做蠢事，也可理解为傻人有傻福)
3． Miracles happen every day. (奇迹每天都在发生)
4． Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.(我和珍妮形影不离)
5． Have you given any thought to your future?(你有没有为将来打算过呢)
6． You just stay away from me please.(求你离开我)
7． If you are ever in trouble, don’t try to be brave, just run, just run away.(你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开)
8． It made me look like a ck in water.(它让我如鱼得水)
9． Death is just a part of life, something we’re all destined to do.(死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事)
10． I was messed up for a long time.(这些年我一塌糊涂)
11． I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floating around accidental—like on a breeze.(我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡)
以上出自《阿甘正传》
1.It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to save another. (坚强的人只能救赎自己，伟大的人才能拯救他人 。)
2.Remember, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies!(记着，希望是件好东西，没准儿是件最好的东西，而且从没有一样好东西会消逝！)
3.Get busy living, Or get busy dying. (忙活，或者等死。)
这三条出自《肖申克的救赎》
⑷ 谁能告诉我一些经典英文电影里的经典对白
我们是伞兵，本来就应该被包围的。我不是英雄，但我和英雄并肩作战。这是一个漫长的战争也是一场艰苦的战争你们英勇并骄傲的为祖国作战。你们是不平凡的一群，彼此紧密相连，这样的情谊只存在战斗中，在兄弟之间。共同使用散兵坑，在最需要的时刻彼此扶持。你们看过死亡，一起接受磨难。我很骄傲能与你们每个人共同服役。你们有权享受永远快乐的和平生活。
我们从实际高度一千尺跳，一架飞机一梯次跳12个人，你们只要牢记所学的，我保证剩下的就让地心引力去完成。
——《兄弟连》
海明威说：这个世界如此美好，值得人们为它奋斗。我只同意后半句。
想要别人聆听你说话，光喊声“喂”是不够的，一定要拍拍别人的肩膀，让心得到震撼。
——《七宗罪》
Life is like a box of chocolates，you never know what you’re going to get.
生活就像一盒巧克力:你永远不知道你会得到什么。
妈妈说，一个人只需要一定的财富，其他的都是用来炫耀的。
——《阿甘正传》
什么是权利？当一个人犯了罪，法官依法判他死刑。这不叫权利，这叫正义。而当一个人同样犯了罪，皇帝可以判他死刑，也可以不判他死刑，于是赦免了他，这就叫权利！
――《辛德勒名单》
Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.
恐惧让你沦为囚犯。希望让你重获自由。
It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to save another.
坚强的人只能救赎自己，伟大的人才能拯救他人。
Remember, hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies! Get busy living, or get busy dying.
记着，希望是件好东西，没准儿是件最好的东西，而且从没有一样好东西会消逝！忙活，或者等死。
世界上有一种鸟是关不住的，因为它们的每一片羽毛都沾满了太阳的光辉！
希望是一种坚持，使灵魂深处保有一片自由的天空，为相同的生命做出不同的解释。
——《肖申克的救赎》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
世界上有那么多城镇，城镇中有那么多酒馆，她却走进了我的。
——《卡萨布兰卡》
Don't hate your enemy. Or you will make wrong judgment.
永远别恨你的敌人，那会影响你的判断力。
Don't let a one know what you think.
永远别让别人知道你想什么。
Don't tell me you are innocent, because it insults my intelligence.
别跟我说你是无辜的，这让我愤怒，因为它侮辱了我的智慧。
A man who is not a father will never be a real man.
――《教父》
如果晚上月亮升起的时候，月光照到我的门口，我希望月光女神能满足我一个愿望，我想要一双人类的手。我想用我的双手把我的爱人紧紧地拥在怀中，哪怕只有一次。如果我从来没有品尝过温暖的感觉，也许我不会这样寒冷；如果我从没有感受过爱情的甜美，我也许就不会这样地痛苦。如果我没有遇到善良的佩格，如果我从来没不曾离开过我的房间，我就不会知道我原来是这样的孤独。
——《剪刀手爱德华》
能力越大，责任越重。
——《蜘蛛侠》
高层社会是建立在贫穷和无知上的。
——《华氏9.11》
我每天都在回想你对我说过的话，我一直在努力做一个正直的好人，我没辜负你们，我像你们对我那样去对待他人。
——《拯救大兵瑞恩》
当我还是个孩子的时候，妈妈带我去看白雪公主。人人都爱上了白雪公主。而我却偏偏爱上了那个老巫婆。
——《安妮霍尔》
知识使我们乖僻，我们的才智冰冷无情。我们想的多，而同情少。我们要机器，可是我们更要爱。
——《大独裁者》
我知道你会来带我出去，到风的宫殿去。那是我一直想和你一起遨游的地方，一个没有地图的疆界。
你的呼吸声是雨声，在我死前，多么渴望甘霖能再次降落我的脸庞。
——《英国病人》
他们可以夺走我们的生命，但他们永远夺不走我们的自由！
——《勇敢的心》
“人生本就是苦还是只有童年苦？” “生命就是如此。”
——《这个杀手不太冷》
我拼命读书为了将来，谁知道没有将来！
——《后天》
I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you!
——《指环王：国王归来》
Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests……you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution. But from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist...as the day when the world declared in one voice "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive." Today we celebrate our independence day!
人类这个词,一天赋予了我们全新的意义。大家别在为小的分歧而耗神，应为我们共同的利益团结起来……你们要再次为自由而战,不是抵抗暴君压制和迫害,而是为生存而战,为我们生存的权利而战……而是全世界用同一个声音宣布 “我们不会束手无策,静坐代毙.我们将会活下去,我们将会生存。”的日子.今天,我们庆祝独立日！
——《独立日》
Tomorrow is another day!
明天又是新的一天!
——《乱世佳人》
⑸ 求英文对白电影精彩片段
经典的《泰坦尼克号》啊：
###You let go?and I’m gonna have to jump in there after you###
(On deck. Rose is crying? and runs past Jack? who is lying on a bench? smoking. She climbs over the ship’s railings? and hangs on with her back to the ship? about to jump into the sea.)
JACK: Don't do it!
ROSE: Stay back! Don't come any closer!
JACK: Come on! Just give me your hand and I'll pull you back over.
ROSE: No, stay where you are! I mean it! I'll let go!
JACK: No, you won't!
ROSE: What do you mean, No I won't? Don't presume to tell me what I will and will not do. You don't know me.
JACK: Well, you would have done it already.
ROSE: You're distracting me. Go away!
JACK: I can't. I'm involved now. You let go, and I'm gonna have to jump in there after you.
(Jack starts taking off his shoes.)
ROSE: Don't be absurd. You'd be killed.
JACK: I'm a good swimmer.
ROSE: The fall alone would kill you.
JACK: It would hurt; I'm not saying it wouldn't. To tell you the truth, I'm a lot more concerned about that water being so cold.
ROSE: How cold?
JACK:Freezing. Maybe a couple of degrees over. Have you ever, uh, ever been to Wisconsin?
ROSE: What?
JACK:Well, they have some of the coldest winters around. I grew up there, near Chippewa Falls. I remember when I was a kid, me and my father, we went ice-fishing out on Lake Wisota. Ice-fishing is, you know, when you...
ROSE: I know what ice-fishing is!
JACK: Sorry. You just seemed like, you know, kind of an indoor girl. Anyway, I uh, fell through some thin ice, and I'm telling ya, water that cold, like right down there, it hits you like a thousand knives stabbing you all over your body. You can't breathe, you can't think, at least not about anything but the pain. Which is why I'm not looking forward to jumping in there after you. Like I said, I don't have a choice. I guess I'm kind of hoping that you'll come back over the railing and get me off the hook here.
(He starts to take off his coat).
ROSE: You're crazy!
JACK: That's what everybody says, but with all e respect, miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship here. Come on! Come on, give me your hand. You don't want to do this.
(She takes his hand? and turns around. They are facing each other? but Rose is on the other side of the railing.)
JACK: Whew. I'm Jack Dawson.
ROSE: I'm Rose Dewitt Buchater.
###你要跳的话，我也只好跳下去了###
(甲板上。露丝哭着跑过甲板，被正躺在椅子上抽烟的杰克看到。露丝爬上船舷，背对着船站着，正要跳进大海。)
杰克：别这样。
露丝：别过来！别靠近我！
杰克：来，把手给我，我把你拉过来。
露丝：不！站在那儿别动！我是认真的！我要跳了！
杰克：不，你不会跳的。
露丝：你说我不会跳是什么意思？别妄想跟我讲该怎么不该怎么的废话。你不了解我。 杰克：你真想跳的话早就跳了。
露丝：你在分散我的注意力。滚开！
杰克：不行，现在我给卷进来了。你要跳的话，我也只好跳下去。 杰克开始脱鞋子。)
露丝：别傻了，你会死的。
杰克：我水性很好。
露丝：这么高跳下去，摔也摔死了。
杰克：可能很痛，我没说不痛，不过实话讲，我更怕水太凉了。
露丝：多凉？
杰克：像冰一样。顶多高几度。你，呃，你去过威斯康辛州没有？
露丝：什么州？
杰克： 那儿的冬天最冷。我在那儿长大，在奇普瓦瀑布那儿。我记得小时候我爸爸和我去委索塔冰湖钓鱼，在冰湖上钓鱼，你知道吗，就是当你……
露丝：我知道！
杰克：对不起，我以为你是那种足不出户的女孩子呢。总之，我，呃，踩到一片薄冰上掉下水去，我告诉你吧，水真冷，就像下面的水一样，打在身上，就像千万把小刀刺进身体一样，你不能呼吸，不能思考，只觉得浑身刺痛。所以我不想跟你跳下去。不过，我也没有别的选择。所以我还是希望你能从船舷爬进来，让我得到解脱。
(他开始脱上衣。)
露丝：你疯了。
杰克： 人人都这么说，不过不管从哪方面说，我没像你一样让自己挂在船舷上。来，来，把手给我，你不想往下跳。
(她抓住他的手，转过身来，他们互相看着，中间隔着船舷。)
杰克：我叫杰克•唐逊。
露丝：我叫露丝•迪维特•布凯特。
###Only you can do that###
(Rose and Jack are alone in the room.)
ROSE: Jack, this is impossible. I can't see you.
JACK: I need to talk to you!
ROSE: No, Jack, no! Jack, I'm engaged. I'm marrying Cal. I love Cal.
JACK: Rose, you're no picnic. All right, you're a spoiled little brat even, but under that you're the most amazingly astoundingly wonderful girl—woman I've ever known and...
ROSE: Jack, I...
JACK: No, no. Let me try to get this out. You, you're amazing. I'm not an idiot. I know how the world works. I've got ten bucks in my pocket. I have nothing to offer you, and I know that. I understand. But I'm too involved now. You jump, I jump, remember? I can't turn away without knowin' that you'll be all right. That's all that I want.
ROSE: Well, I'm fine, I'll be fine. Really.
JACK: Really? I don't think so. They've got you trapped, Rose and you're goin' to die if you don't break free. Maybe not right away, because you're strong. But sooner or later that fire that I love about you, Rose, that fire is going to burn out.
ROSE: It's not up to you to save me, Jack.
JACK: You're right. Only you can do that.
###只有你自己能够救自己###
(露丝和杰克单独一起在房间里。)
露丝：杰克，这不可能。我不能见你。
杰克：我需要与你谈谈。
露丝：不行，杰克，不。杰克，我已和卡尔订婚，我爱卡尔。
杰克：露丝，你不轻松，你知道吗？你甚至给宠坏了。但你是一个内心高尚的棒女孩——，是我从未遇见过的女人……
露丝：杰克，我……
杰克：不，听我说完。你，你很美。我不是傻瓜，知道是怎么回事。我口袋里只有十元，我知道不能给你什么，我知道。但我不能自拔。你跳下，我也跳下，记得吗？我不能不顾你而转身离去。我只想这样。
露丝：哦，我很好。我会很好的，真的。
杰克：真的？我不觉得。他们已将你困住，露丝。如果不早日挣脱出来，你便会死去。也许不是现在，因为你还年轻。但迟早，我所爱的那团火，露丝，你身上的那团火终究会燃尽。
露丝：不用你来救我，杰克。
杰克：对，只有你自己能够救自己。 ###Oh? god. I couldn’t go###
(Rose’s lifeboat is lowered slowly into the sea. Rose looks up at Jack? tears pouring down her face. Suddenly? she climbs back onto the Titanic? scrambling onto the deck below Cal and Jack.)
JACK: Rose! Noooo!
CAL: Stop her!
JACK: Rose! What are you doing?
CAL: Stop her!
JACK: No!
(Jack runs down the stairs to meet her as she runs towards him? wearing Cal’s coat? which has the diamond in its pocket. They embrace.)
JACK: Rose, you're so stupid! Why did you do that, huh? You're so stupid,
Rose! Why did you do that? Why?
ROSE: You jump, I jump, right?
JACK: Right.
ROSE: Oh, god. I couldn't go. I couldn't go, Jack.
JACK: It's all right. We'll think of something.
ROSE: At least I'm with you.
JACK: We'll think of something.
###哦，上帝。我不能走###
(露丝的救生艇徐徐降下。露丝抬头望着杰克，泪如雨下。突然，她爬回泰坦尼克号，从卡尔和杰克脚下的甲板跌跌撞撞地爬上船。)
杰克：露丝。不要！
卡尔：拦住她！
杰克：露丝，你干嘛？
卡尔：拦住她！
杰克：不要！
(杰克奔下楼去，两人朝着对方跑去。露丝身穿卡尔的外套，口袋里有那枚钻石。他们拥抱。)
杰克： 露丝，你真蠢！你为什么这样做？你真蠢，露丝！你为什么这样做？为什么？ 露丝：你跳下，我就跳下，对吗？
杰克：对。
露丝：哦，上帝。我不能走。我不能，杰克。
杰克：好了，没事了。我们想别的办法。
露丝：至少我和你在一起了。
杰克：我们想想别的办法。
### You must do me this honor. You must promise me that you will survive...### (Both Rose and Jack are in the icy-cold sea now.)
ROSE: I love you, Jack.
JACK: No... Don't you do that. Don't say your good-byes. Not yet. Do you understand me?
ROSE: I'm so cold.
JACK: Listen, Rose. You're going to get out of here. You're going to go on and you're going to make lots of babies and you're going to watch them grow and you're going to die an old, an old lady, warm in your bed. Not here. Not this night. Not like this. Do you understand me?
ROSE: I can't feel my body.
JACK: Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you. And I'm thankful for that, Rose, I'm thankful. You must do me this honor. You must promise me that you will survive... that you won't give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of that promise.
ROSE: I promise.
JACK: Never let go.
ROSE: I will never let go, Jack, I'll never let go.
###你要帮我个忙。答应我活下去……###
(露丝和杰克都在冰冷的海水中)
露丝：杰克，我爱你。
杰克：别，别这样。不要说再见。还不是时候。你明白了吗？
露丝：我觉得很冷。
杰克： 听我说，露丝。你一定能脱险的。你要活下去，生许多孩子，看着他们长大。你会安享晚年，安息在温暖的床上。而不是今晚在这里，不是像这样死去。你明白了吗？ 露丝：我失去知觉了。
杰克：赢得船票是我一生中最幸运的事。让我认识了你。感谢上苍，露丝，我是那么感激它！你要帮我个忙。答应我活下去……无论发生什么……无论多么绝望……永不放弃。答应我，露丝，永不放弃你对我的承诺。
露丝：我答应你。
杰克：永不放弃。
露丝：我不会放弃的，杰克，我永远不会放弃。
⑹ 经典英文电影对白起码2~3分钟中英文对照
．《兄弟连》： I remember my grandson asked me the other day, he said: "Grandpa, were you a hero in the great war?" "No," I replied,” But I served in a company of heroes." 有一天我的小孙子问我"爷爷，你是大战中的英雄吗？我回答：不......但我与英雄 们一同服役。" ．《勇敢的心》： WILLIAM WALLACE："Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now. Would you be willing to trade? All the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom! Freedom——" 威廉华莱士："是啊，如果战斗，可能会死。如果逃跑，至少还能活。年复一年，直到寿终正寝。你们！愿不愿意用这么多苟活的日子去换一个机会，就一个机会！那就是回来，告诉敌人，他们也许能夺走我们的生命，但是，他们永远夺不走我们的自由！" "我们的自由！！．《when Harry Met Sally》：《when Harry Met Sally》很经典的一部爱情戏剧：电影最后Harry在除夕夜向Sally的表白 And it's not because I'm lonely and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible! (我来这）不是因为我寂寞，也不是因为除夕夜。今晚我上这来，因为如果你知道了自己想和谁一起度过余生，你会希望余生开始得越早越好！
⑺ 电影房间room的简短英语介绍
ROOM tells the extraordinary story of Jack, a spirited 5-year-old who is
looked after by his loving and devoted mother. Like any good mother, Ma
dedicates herself to keeping Jack happy and safe, nurturing him with
warmth and love and doing typical things like playing games and telling
stories. Their life, however, is anything but typical--they are
trapped--confined to a 10-by-10-foot space that Ma has euphemistically
named Room. Ma has created a whole universe for Jack within Room, and
she will stop at nothing to ensure that, even in this treacherous
environment, Jack is able to live a complete and fulfilling life. But as
Jack's curiosity about their situation grows, and Ma's resilience
reaches its breaking point, they enact a risky plan to escape,
ultimately bringing them face-to-face with what may turn out to be the
scariest thing yet: the real world.
来源：IMDB
⑻ 英语电影里的经典台词，要标明是出自于哪部电影，中英对照。
1一《Shawshank Redemption 肖申克的救赎》
.You know some birds
are not meant to be caged , their
feathers are just too bright.
你知道，有些鸟儿是注定不会被关在牢笼里的，它们的每一片羽毛都闪耀着自由的光辉。
2.There is something
inside ,that they can't get to , that they can't touch. That's
yours.
那是一种内在的东西, 他们到达不了,也无法触及的,那是你的。
3.Hope is a good thing
and maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
希望是一个好东西,也许是最好的,好东西是不会消亡的。
二《Forrest Gump 阿甘正传》
1.Life was like a box
of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。
2.Stupid is as stupid
does.
蠢人做蠢事，也可理解为傻人有傻福。
3.Miracles happen
every day.
奇迹每天都在发生。
4.Jenny and I was like
peas豌豆 and
carrots 胡萝卜.
我和珍妮形影不离。
5.Have you given any
thought to your future?
你有没有为将来打算过呢。
6． You just stay away
from me please.
求你离开我。
7． If you are ever in
trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away.
你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开。
8． It made me look like
a ckn.鸭，鸭肉 v.忽地低下头(或弯腰)，躲避
in water.
它让我如鱼得水。
9． Death is just a part
of life, something we're all destined to do.
死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事。
10． I was messedn.脏乱状态；困境 vt.弄糟，弄脏，搞乱
up for a long time.
这些年我一塌糊涂。
11． I don't know if we
each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidentally―like on
a breeze.
我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡
三《The Lion King狮子王》
1. Everything you see
exists together in a delicate 易碎的；微妙的；娇弱的；精美的balance.
世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2. I laugh in the face
of danger.
越危险就越合我心意。
3. I'm only brave when
I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble.
我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。
4. When the
world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.
如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
5. It's like you are
back from the dead.
好像你是死而复生似的。
6. You can't change
the past.
过去的事是不可以改变的。
7. Yes, the past can
hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it. 对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
8. This is my kingdom.
If I don't fight for it, who will?
这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢？
9. Why should I
believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.
我为何要相信你？你所说的一切都是谎话。
10. I'll make it
up to you, I promise.
我会补偿你的，我保证。
四《Gone with The Wind 乱世佳人》
1.Land is the only
thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for.
Because it's the only thing that lasts.
土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西。
2.I wish I could be
more like you.
我要像你一样就好了。
3.Whatever
comes, I'll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.
无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远
4.I think it's hard
winning a war with words.我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用。
5. Sir, you're no
gentleman. And you miss are no lady.
先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女。
6.I never give
anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.
我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬。
7.In spite of
you and me and the whole silly a.傻的，糊涂的
world going to pieces around us, I love you.
哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你。
8.I love you more than
I've ever loved any woman. And I've waited longer for you than I've waited for
any woman.
此句只可意会不可言传。。。。。
9.If I have to lie,
steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!
即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了。
10.Now I find myself
in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place
for me.
现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界。
11.You're throwing
away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never
make you happy.
你把自己的幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西。
12.Home. I'll go home.
And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.
家,我要回家.我要想办法让他回来.不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天。
五《TITANIC泰坦尼克号》
1.Outwardly, I was
everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming.
外表看,我是个教养良好的小姐,骨子里,我很反叛.
2.We're the
luckiest sons-of-bitches in the world.
我们是真他妈的走运极了.(地道的美国国骂)
3.There is nothing I
couldn't give you, there is nothing I would deny you, if you would not deny me.
Open you're heart to me.
如果你不违背我,你要什么我就能给你什么,你要什么都可以.把你 的心交给我吧.
4.What the purpose of
university is to find a suitable husband.
读大学的目的是找一个好丈夫.(好像有些片面,但比较真实)
5.Remember, they love
money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you're in the club.
只要你装得很有钱的样子他们就会跟你套近乎。
6.All life is a game
of luck.
生活本来就全靠运气。
7.I love waking up in
the morning and not knowing what's going to happen, or who I'm going to meet,
where I'm going to wind up.
我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局。
8.I figure life is a
gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you're going to
get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you. 我觉得生命是一份礼物,我不想浪费它,你不会知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活。
9.To make each day
count.
要让每一天都有所值。
10.We're women. Our
choices are never easy.
我们是女人,我们的选择从来就不易。
11.You jump, I jump.
(another touching
sentence)
12.Will you give us a
chance to live?
能不能给我们留一条生路?
13.God shall
wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death.
Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be any more pain,
for the former world has passed away.
上帝擦去他们所有的眼泪.死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和生死离别,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣.
六《Sleepless in Seattle西雅图不眠夜》
1.Work hard! Work will
save you. Work is the only thing that will see you through this.
努力工作吧!工作能拯救你.埋头苦干可令你忘记痛楚.
2.You make millions of
decisions that mean nothing and then one day your order takes out and it
changes your life.
你每天都在做很多看起来毫无意义的决定,但某天你的某个决定就能改变你的一生.
3.Destiny takes a
hand.命中注定.
4.You know, you
can tell a lot from a person's voice.
从一个人的声音可以知道他是怎样的人.
5.People who truly
loved once are far more likely to love again.
真爱过的人很难再恋爱.
6.You know it's easier
to get killed by a terrorist than get married over the age of 40.
你知道,女人过了40想出嫁就难了,被恐怖分子杀死都比这容易.
7.You are the most
attractive man I ever laid ears.
你是我听过的最帅的男士.
8.Why would you
want to be with someone who doesn't love you?
为什么留恋一个不爱你的人?
9.When you're
attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their
subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate, is just two neuroses
knowing they're a perfect match.
当你被某个人吸引时,那只是意味着你俩在潜意识里相互吸引.因此,所谓命运,就只不过是两个疯子认为他们自己是天造一对,地设一双.
10.Everybody panics
before they get married.每个人婚前都会紧张的.
11.Your destiny can be
your doom.命运也许会成为厄运.
12.The reason I
know this and you don't is because I'm younger and pure. So I'm more in touch
with cosmic forces.
之所以我知道而你不知道是因为我年幼纯洁,所以我比较能接触宇宙的力量.
13.I don't want to be
someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone
settles for.
我不想要你将就,我也不想成为将就的对象.
14.What if something
had happened to you? What if I couldn't get to you? What would I have done
without you? You're my family. You're all I've got.
要是你出了事怎么办?要是我找不到你怎么办?如果没有你我该怎么办?你是我的家人,你是我的一切.
七《GARFIELD加菲猫》
1. Money is not
everything. There's MasterCard.
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love
animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower
with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the
neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. Behind every
successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6. Every man
should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.<br/>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never
marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚? 结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8. Success is a
relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
9. Love is photogenic.
It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
10. Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
11. Your future
depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
12. There should
be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
13. Hard work never
killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明。
14. Work
fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作。
15. God made
relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
⑼ 求30句经典英文电影对白
《肖申克的救赎》
It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to save another.
坚强的人只能救赎自己，伟大的人才能拯救他人。
Remember, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies!
记着，希望是件好东西，没准儿是件最好的东西，而且从没有一样好东西会消逝！
Get busy living, Or get busy dying.
忙活，或者等死
《乱世佳人》：After all,tomorrow is another day!
不管怎样，明天是新的一天!
We become the most familiar strangers.
我们变成了世上最熟悉的陌生人。
Later,respectively,wander and suffer sorrow.
今后各自曲折，各自悲哀
1．《阿甘正传》：
Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you will go to get to me ,I'll never forget this !
I wish I could have been there with you. Your were Jenny, I am not a smart man, but I know what is love. ---Forrest Gump.
"Death is a part of life" ----阿甘母亲在临终前对儿子说的话。
"where is my jenny?"------FORREST GUMP 当阿甘喊出这句话，让我不能控制的掉下眼泪。 至今仍然忘不了。 在这个社会，谁能象阿甘一样去爱。
2．《乱世佳人》： Tara! Home! I‘ll go home, and I‘ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day. ——《乱世佳人》
3．《Titanic》： 《Titanic》中Jack死亡前的对白： Jack: Listen, Rose. You're going to get out of here. You're going to go on. You're going to make lots of babies, and you're going to watch them grow. You' re going to die and old, an old lady in her warm bed, not here, not this night, not like this. Do you understand me?
Rose: I can't feel my body. Jack: Winning that ticket (for Titanic at a poker game) Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you, and I'm thankful (crying) you must (shivering) ...you must ... do me this honor. Promise me that you'll survive, that you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me, now, Rose, and never let go of that promise, never let go. Rose: I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go, I promise. ---------《Titanic》
4．《兄弟连》： I remember my grandson asked me the other day, he said: "Grandpa, were you a hero in the great war?" "No," I replied,” But I served in a company of heroes." 有一天我的小孙子问我"爷爷，你是大战中的英雄吗？我回答：不......但我与英雄 们一同服役。"
5．《勇敢的心》： WILLIAM WALLACE："Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now. Would you be willing to trade? All the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom! Freedom——" 威廉华莱士："是啊，如果战斗，可能会死。如果逃跑，至少还能活。年复一年，直 到寿终正寝。你们！愿不愿意用这么多苟活的日子去换一个机会，就一个机会！那就是回 来，告诉敌人，他们也许能夺走我们的生命，但是，他们永远夺不走我们的自由！" "我们的自由！！
6．《偷天陷阱》经典对白： Believe me, I was prepared for everything ,except you ---------Entrapment(偷天陷阱）
7．《四个婚礼和一个葬礼》： I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.
8．《大话西游》大话西游经典对白英文版 ：once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
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1．《阿甘正传》：
Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you will go to get to me ,I'll never forget this !
I wish I could have been there with you. Your were Jenny, I am not a smart man, but I know what is love. ---Forrest Gump.
"Death is a part of life" ----阿甘母亲在临终前对儿子说的话。
"where is my jenny?"------FORREST GUMP 当阿甘喊出这句话，让我不能控制的掉下眼泪。 至今仍然忘不了。 在这个社会，谁能象阿甘一样去爱。
2．《乱世佳人》： Tara! Home! I‘ll go home, and I‘ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.
3．《Titanic》： 《Titanic》中Jack死亡前的对白： Jack: Listen, Rose. You're going to get out of here. You're going to go on. You're going to make lots of babies, and you're going to watch them grow. You' re going to die and old, an old lady in her warm bed, not here, not this night, not like this. Do you understand me?
Rose: I can't feel my body. Jack: Winning that ticket (for Titanic at a poker game) Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you, and I'm thankful (crying) you must (shivering) ...you must ... do me this honor. Promise me that you'll survive, that you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me, now, Rose, and never let go of that promise, never let go. Rose: I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go, I promise.
4．《兄弟连》： I remember my grandson asked me the other day, he said: "Grandpa, were you a hero in the great war?" "No," I replied,” But I served in a company of heroes." 有一天我的小孙子问我"爷爷，你是大战中的英雄吗？我回答：不......但我与英雄 们一同服役。"
5．《勇敢的心》： WILLIAM WALLACE："Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now. Would you be willing to trade? All the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom! Freedom——" 威廉华莱士："是啊，如果战斗，可能会死。如果逃跑，至少还能活。年复一年，直 到寿终正寝。你们！愿不愿意用这么多苟活的日子去换一个机会，就一个机会！那就是回 来，告诉敌人，他们也许能夺走我们的生命，但是，他们永远夺不走我们的自由！" "我们的自由！！
6．《偷天陷阱》经典对白： Believe me, I was prepared for everything ,except you ---------Entrapment(偷天陷阱）
7．《四个婚礼和一个葬礼》： I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.
8．《大话西游》大话西游经典对白英文版 ：once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
9．《天煞-地球反击战》又叫《Independence day》独立日：出自电影中，美国总统为号召全世界的人们一起抵抗外星人的侵略，而发表的一篇慷慨激昂的演讲，全文如下： Today we celebrate our independence day! Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. we will be united in our common interests......you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution. But from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist......as the day when the world declared in one voice "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive." Today we celebrate our independence day!
10．《when Harry Met Sally》：《when Harry Met Sally》很经典的一部爱情戏剧：电影最后Harry在除夕夜向Sally的表白 And it's not because I'm lonely and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible! (我来这）不是因为我寂寞，也不是因为除夕夜。今晚我上这来，因为如果你知道了自己想和谁一起度过余生，你会希望余生开始得越早越好！
11．《罗马假日》：《罗马假日》结尾奥黛丽.赫本的一句台词 "Each in its own way was unforgettable. It would be difficult to.....Rome, by all means Rome. I will cherish my vivid here in memory, as long as l live."
12．《007》：占士邦的口头禅创吉尼斯记录 "Bond -- James Bond" It was the all-time most-famous movie phrase, the Guinness Book of Records declaring.
13．《City of Angels》： I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
14．《初恋的回忆》： from初恋的回忆--a very moving film love is always patient and kind, it is never jealous. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and it is not resentful. love takes no pleasure in other people's sins but in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust , to hope and to enre, whatever comes!
15．《这个杀手不太冷》： No women, No kids. 体现专业杀手的敬业原则
《泰坦尼克号》
Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.
《终结者》
"I\'ll be back!"
《英国病人》
We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that\'s all I\'ve wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps.
《空军一号》
“My family first”
《绿野仙踪》
"There\'s no place like home."
《卡萨布兰卡》
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine.
《我不是天使》
It’s not the men in your life that counts，it’s the life in your men.
《地狱的天使》
Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
《鸭子汤》
I could dance with you’till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I’d rather dance with the cows’ till you came home.
《安娜·克里斯蒂》
Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don’t be stinchy，baby.
简-爱 ：
简：您为什么对我讲这些？您和她(英格拉姆小姐)跟我有什么关系？您以为我穷，不好看，就没有感情吗？告诉你吧，如果上帝赐予我财富和美貌，我会让您难以离开我，就想我现在难以离开您。可上帝没有这样做，但我的灵魂能够同您的灵魂说话，仿佛我们都经过 坟墓，平等地站在上帝面前。
Why do you confide in me like this? What are you and she to me? You think that because I'm poor and plain, Ihave no feelings? I promise you, if God had gifted me with wealth and beauty, I would make it as hard for you to leave me now as it is for me to leave you. But He did not. But my spirit can address yours, as if both have passed through the grave and stood before heaven equal.
简：让我走，先生。Let me go, sir.
罗切斯特：我爱你。我爱你！I love you. I love you!
简：别，别让我干傻事。No, don't make me foolish.
罗切斯特：傻事？我需要你，布兰奇(英格拉姆小姐)有什么？我知道我对她意味着什么，是使她父亲的土地变得肥沃的金钱。嫁给我，简 。说你嫁给我。
Foolish? I need you. What's Blanch to me? I know what I am to her. Money to manure her father's land with. Marry me, Jane. Say you marry me.
简：你是说真的？You mean it?
罗切斯特：你的怀疑折磨着我，答应吧，答应吧。(他把她搂在怀里，吻她。)上帝饶恕我，别让任何人干涉我，她是我的，是我的。
You torture me with your doubts.Say yes,say yes(He takes hersintoshis arm and kisser her.)God forgive me.And let no men meddle with me.She is mine.Mine.
简发现罗切斯特先生有个精神失常的妻子之后。After Jane finds out Mr. Rochester has an insane wife.
罗切斯特：总算出来了。你把自己关在房间里一个人伤心。一句责难的话也没有。什么都没有。这就是对我的惩罚？我不是有心要这样伤你，你相信吗？我无论如何也不会伤害你，我怎么办？都对你说了我就会失去你，那我还不如去死。
So come out at last.You shut yourself in your room and grieve alone. Not one word of reproach.Nothing.Is that to be my punishment? I didn't mean to wound you like this. Do you believe that?I wouldn't hurt you not for the world.What was I to do? Confess everything I might as well have lost my life.
简：你已经失去我了，爱德华。我也失去了您。You have lost me, Edward.And I've lost you.
罗切斯特：为什么跟我说这些？继续惩罚我吗？简，我已经受够了！我生平第一次找到我真正的爱，你不要把她拿走。
Why did you say that to me? To punish me a little longer? Jane, I've been though! For the first time I have found what I can truly love. Don't take if away from me.
简：我必须离开您。I must leave you.
⑽ 求“辛普森一家人电影”的英文台词
只找到了一些片段语录
Skinner校长：接下来是本次演出的最后一个节目。
Homer：Woohoo!
Skinner校长：描述华盛顿总统的舞台剧。
Homer：D'oh!
嘿嘿嘿！看这个国家（指着地球仪上的乌拉圭Uruguay）——U R Gay（You are gay）。
不用为我的健康担心，Marge。我们国家的福利水平排名世界前三，仅次于加拿大、冰岛、英国，呃……和所有欧洲国家。
该死的同性恋，让我们的海军成了笑柄。
俄罗斯海军舰队：请解释一下你潜艇擅闯我国海域的原因。
代理舰长Homer：呃，这是我第一天上班。
英国法庭上，Homer叫嚣：我们的批头士乐队比你们英国的滚石乐队厉害得多！
Homer：仁慈的上帝，我知道你很忙，整天要忙着看女人换衣服。但如果今晚你能让我收集到足够的油，我将拿出一半利润捐给慈善事业。
Bart：呃，爸爸，他不是傻瓜。
Homer：做事的方法有三种——正确的、错误的和我自己的。
Bart：你自己的不就是第二种吗？
Homer：没错，但它比第二种更快捷。
Homer的亲戚：Homer，你没事吧？快看看这是几根手指？
Homer：可怜的乡巴佬，连自己有几根手指也不知道了，呃……（Faint）
Homer：嗯……“寡妇制造者”？这条滑雪道一定是女士专用。
Homer：如果要看日本人为什么非要跑到日本去？去动物园就能看啊。
Marge：Homer！
Homer：怎么了？给大象洗澡的那个家伙。
土著人：你为什么造寺庙？
Homer：因为你们都是罪人。
土著人：从什么时候开始的？
Homer：从我来的时候。现在，要么给我帮忙，要么下地狱去。
Marge：噢，我们什么时候才能进入上流社会啊？
Homer：估计是流感大范围流行，所有贵族都死光的时候。
Selmar：嘿，Marge，猜猜看我们三姐妹之中谁得到了最完美的婚姻？
Homer：我知道我知道，是你Selmar！
Homer：我该怎么用这些肮脏的钱呢？
Lisa：爸爸你知道吗？有很多生活困难的孩子急需这些钱。
Homer：我知道了，我应该先买一把枪。
Homer：如果Lisa完了，我们这个家就没指望了。
Marge：Homer，除了Lisa我们还有两个孩子呢。
Homer：Marge，宠物狗不能叫做孩子。
Marge：我是说Maggie！
Homer：哦，对。
印第安赌场保安：小孩子不允许进赌场。
Homer：没办法，Bart。我们要尊重印第安人的传统。
Homer：我们在自己家呆得好好的，为什么要去America junior（指加拿大）?
Homer：噢，为什么每个人都得奖了，只有我例外？
Lisa：爸爸，你已经拿过葛莱美奖了。
Homer：我是说一个真正的奖项。
Marge：Lisa，欢迎来到爱的世界，这里充满猜疑、嫉妒、仇恨。一旦你面对真正的爱人，痛苦也随之来临。
Homer：那个人是谁？
Marge：是你。
Homer：Woohoo！
Homer：你好，先生。我们来自一个伟大的国家——美利坚合众国，经济危机的时候我们国家救了你们英国的命。所以现在少说废话，马上给我兑换零钱。
Marge：你撒谎，你没有看完我写的小说！
Homer：我没有撒谎，我只是在用我的嘴写科幻小说。
Homer：一本漫画要卖200块？！谁画的？米开朗基罗？
Homer：心理医生？我们不用心理医生也可以断定Bart这小子疯了。
Homer：Marge，你有丽娅公主的美丽和尤达大师的智慧。（两人看完《星球大战》之后）
Homer：什么东西有四条腿却不会走路？
Lisa：椅子！
Homer：正确。什么东西有两只耳朵却听不见？
Lisa：爷爷！
Homer：很不幸，正确。
Lisa：爸爸，你兜圈子已经2小时了。为什么你就不承认你不认识去医院的路呢？
Homer：那你为什么不承认医院就在这附近呢？！
Homer：这里还有Bingo？！这是我最喜欢的游戏！不过我忘了赢了以后要喊什么。
神父：“Bingo！”
Homer：这是我最喜欢的游戏！不过我忘了赢了以后要喊什么。
神父：“Bingo！”
Homer：对对，这是我最喜欢的游戏！不过我忘了赢了以后要喊什么。
神父：“噢，上帝！我赢了！”怎么样？
Homer：Bingo！
Homer：（拿起电话）Hello！是我。……对，我不能来上班了。……因为我出水痘了。……对对对，上星期我也是这么说的。不过那是因为那次我撒谎了。……嗯哼。……嗯，好的，谢谢。（放下电话）我被解雇了。
Homer：Mirror，mirror on the wall, who's the baldest of the world?
Bart：呃！我的心脏！好像给人重重打了一拳。
Homer：嘿嘿嘿！我的小男孩恋爱了。
Lisa：不，爸爸。Bart得了心脏病。
Bart：爸爸，你扮演圣诞老人的台词记住了吗？
Homer：当然。“Ho-ho-ho，Ho-ho-ho……”，呃……
Bart：“Merry Christmas”。
Homer：什么？剧本拿来我看。
Bart：爸爸，如果你带我去拉斯维加斯，我就教你怎么在玩21点的时候作弊。
Homer：如果有一套机制，根本不用作弊。
Bart：你有什么机制？
Homer：我不告诉你妈妈输掉多少钱。
Bart：为什么上帝老是要钱？
Homer：上帝有许多小雇员。他要给车间的小精灵开薪水，还要给他的行星们包装，你看他送给土星的那个戒指。
Homer：啊！我被卡住了，还尿急！……好了，现在我只是被卡住了。
Homer：我从小到大最难受的时候就是知道了我能胜过我爸爸的时候，而我的儿子在8岁的时候就体会到了这一点。
Homer：我可不是上帝，上帝有长长的白胡子，发明了达芬奇密码。
Homer：别灰心儿子，我相信爱因斯坦发明电灯之前一定也吃了不少苦头。
Lisa：阿尔巴尼亚的货币单位叫做列克。
Homer：嘿嘿嘿！居然有国家把自己的货币叫做“Lack”？！
Homer：对不起，爸爸，让你们没能见上最后一面我也很遗憾。
Abe：有人在和我说话吗？我没听见。
Homer：噢不！爸爸失去听力了！
Abe：你个蠢货，我这是在故意忽略你！
（Maggie走失后）
Homer：Marge，如果我告诉你我们家的狗走失了，你有什么想法？
Marge：噢！那太可怕了。
Homer：呃，那么好消息来了：我们的狗没走丢。
Homer：Lisa，你现在最大的心愿是什么？
Lisa：远离世俗的目光。
Homer：那你第二个心愿是不是参加春田镇小姐选美比赛？
报幕员：下一个节目是舒伯特未完成的小夜曲。
Homer：唔！未完成的，那一定很短。
Homer：OK，大脑，你不喜欢我，我也不喜欢你。可今天你给我争口气，否则回去我用啤酒杀了你。
Homer的大脑：成交。
Homer：过得怎么样，儿子？
Bart：明天进行父子野营活动。
Homer：嘿嘿嘿，你还没儿子呢。
Lisa：啊噢！妈妈！Bart用豆子弹我！
Marge：Homer！说两句！
Homer：噢！好吧好吧！Lisa，别挡着你哥哥弹出来的豆子的路！
Homer：（指着Selma和Patty中的一个）I wanna never see you again!
（指向另一个）You neither!
Marge：Homer，上帝只要求我们每星期去一次教堂！
Homer：那他当初应该让一星期更长一些。
Lisa：你答应过我们周末带我们去湖边！
Homer：当然，我答应过你们很多事，这样我才能成为好爸爸。
Lisa：兑现承诺才能成为好爸爸。
Homer：兑现承诺能让我成为伟大爸爸。
Homer：孩子们，你们尝试了，结果一败涂地。所以教训就是——永远不要尝试。
Homer：Marge，有了这100万，我们就是 百万富翁了！可以买到任何我们想要的东西，包括爱。
Homer：Marge，撒谎需要两个人——一个人撒谎，一个人信。
Homer：测试结果是——我只能再活4年！噢，上帝！我不能活着看到我的孩子去世了！
Homer（醉）：Marge，猜猜看我今天一共看到多少个breast——15个！
教官：好吧，你们不喜欢我，我也不喜欢你们……
Homer：可我喜欢你。
教官：好吧，你喜欢我，而我不喜欢你们……
Homer：时间长了你会喜欢我的。
教官：………………
Marge：Homer，这是你干过的最糟糕的事了！
Homer：这句话我听了无数遍，已经没感觉了。
marge:你答应我认真的给selma找个对象，要善良要关爱，要英俊要有钱……
homer：好了！你凭什么要我找个比我还好的人给selma？？
Homer：现在去把那个女孩追回来。没有哪个女人会爱上喜欢放弃的男人。
Bart：可是，爸爸，万一她不听我的怎么办？
Homer：噢！我放弃了。反正我说什么你也不听。
Homer：今天是报税的最后一天？！快，Marge！我们有几个孩子？没时间了，猜一个数吧——9个。
Homer：你是说在南半球8月天冷，2月天热？那就是一个相反的世界喽？不会打碎的玻璃杯，不会长大的小狗……
Bart：好了，我已经完全学会西班牙语了。
Marge：好样的。不过，我们要去的巴西说的是葡萄牙语。
Homer：Bart，把这没用的语言忘掉。
Marge：可是，Homer……
Homer：给我忘掉！
这个好搞笑..哈哈
Homer：如果要看日本人为什么非要跑到日本去？去动物园就能看啊。
Marge：Homer！
Homer：怎么了？给大象洗澡的那个家伙。
Bart：爸爸，我可以乘火打劫抢点东西吗？
Homer：不行！
Bart：那我可以抢点啤酒吗？
Homer：好吧，但不要进口的。
Marge：Homer！
Homer：怎么了？适当的限制是有必要的。
Moe：飞机出故障了，我们必须把最重的人扔出去。
（众人看向Homer）
Homer：不要，我会努力减肥的！（2个跳跃运动之后）算了吧，我宁愿去死。
Homer:你知道,抱歉这个词已经过时了(吊在绳圈的时候)
Homer：OK，大脑，你不喜欢我，我也不喜欢你。可今天你给我争口气，否则回去我用啤酒杀了你。
Homer的大脑：成交。
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错了....是"可以接着用啤酒杀你" "so i can keep killing you with beer"
Bart：我们根本不知道黑帮的生活，怎么接手黑帮的工作？
Homer：没关系，我们只需要参考最伟大黑帮电影——《Shark Tale》。
Bart：爸爸，用电捕鱼太不公平了。
Homer：孩子，如果你也喜欢钓鱼你就会希望这些鱼死得有尊严一些。
非常搞笑！
Homer：Marge，你已经把自己锁在房间里一天了，应该出来吃点东西了。所以你是不是可以到厨房做晚饭？最好给我做个三明治。
Homer：孩子是我们的未来。所以我们现在就要行动起来避免它的发生。
Homer：你的老板是谁？
其他镇的拖车人：他就在这个车里！（旨指自己）
Homer（四下看看）：没有嘛，（思索了一会）：哦~~难道是我？！现在我要开除你！
Homer（对Lisa&Bart）:那是，对你们来说家里在有个宝宝好玩得就像游戏；而我呢，可是要换尿布、半夜给他们喂奶的阿
Homer,你想过将来吗
Oh,Marge，当然想过啊
都想些什么了呢
Girls;
Oh,no;
boys,ahh;
i mean, you
Homer,你想过将来吗
Oh,Marge，当然想过啊
都想些什么了呢
(不假思索，脱口而出)Girls;
（发现不对，赶紧改口）Oh,no;
boys,ahh; （越改越糟）
（陪笑脸且厚颜无耻但申请满怀地）i mean, you
Homer(柔情蜜意地)：将来我一定要给你买一座真正的城堡
Marge:你不需要这样做的...
Homer(很放松地嘘出一口气)：哦，好极了
Homer：Lisa，我不会让这一切发生的！
Lisa：真的？你有办法帮我？
Homer：哦，对不起，没有，我让你误会我的意思了。
Bart,我们有了那一千块钱，我们可就成了百万富翁了。我们可以买各种各样有用的东西，比如说，爱
Burns：这位一定是小Brat吧？
Bart：是Bart!
Homer：不要纠正他，Brat！
Marge：我们非要卖掉电视机吗？能不能用我们的订婚戒指代替？
Homer：我很感激，Marge！不过我们现在需要的是150块钱。
Homer：学校处事真理——不要闲谈；永远取笑和自己不同的人；闭嘴，除非你确定其他人和自己的看法一致。
Homer：我当然有感受了！记得吗？“我的胃疼”，还有“我快要疯了”。
Homer：我人生中最悲伤的一天是我意识到我可以超越我的父亲的时候。而Bart在4岁的时候就经历了这一时刻。
电脑检查Homer信用档案时发出警报
Homer：这是表示好的警报吗？
Lisa：记住，爸爸，北斗七星的勺柄指着北方。
Homer：很好，Lisa。不过我们不是在天文课上，我们是被困在森林里了。
Homer: Marge，我知道我错了。
Marge: Homer，你甚至不知道为什么而道歉。
Homer: 我当然知道，我饿了，衣服臭了，人也累了。
Skinner：我认为留级和开除已经不能对Bart奏效了，所以我们考虑用“放逐”。
Marge：“放逐”？！你是说把Bart驱逐出境？
Homer：Marge，让别人把话说完。
Homer：我的小姑娘想要什么礼物？
Lisa：悸动的脱离和生活的安定。
Homer：呃……一匹小马怎么样？
Bart打翻了Homer的生发剂
Homer：好吧，我决定不杀你。不过我要告诉你3个让你的余生在胆战心悸中度过的事实：你毁了你的父亲，你毁了这个家庭，秃顶是我们家族的遗传！
Homer：孩子们，离开这里，接下来的场面我不希望你们看到！
孩子们走后
Homer给Marge跪下：Please please please please please please please please please please please please...