⑴ 分手达人经典台词
转眼又快到一年中的分手季节6月了，毕业的季节也是分手的季节，这是大家一直在争论的伤感话题，毕竟谁都不愿意接受这察陆个残忍的事实吧！电影《分手达人》就率先于6月6日抢占该题材电影悔肢市场。据介绍，片中林鹏饰演的碧没世角色是分手快递公司的老板，这位不折不扣的“分手达人”十分懂得分手时机的重要性，帮助众多情侣解决各种各样的分手难题。分手达人经典台词，365语录台词网为您精心搜集整理。该片将在2014年6月6日上映，我们会为您关注经典台词，及时为您发布。
1、你这个山寨货。
2、在这个世界上每一个角落 每一时每一刻都有人在被甩。
3、你只不过是他们其中微不足道的一个。
4、这感情就跟开车一样 速度很快的话就必须踩刹车。
5、我知道现在情况并不是很乐观 不过我有信心 你会把我的爱情找回来的。
《分手达人》电影简介：
片 名：分手达人
英 文 名：The Break-Up Artist 类 型:爱情/喜剧 地 区:中国 片 长：90分钟 上映日期：2014年6月6日 故 事：胡学林 编 剧：樱子 导 演：张自立 领衔主演：范逸臣、林鹏、刘承俊 主 演：林芮西、吕孔维（九孔）、佼佼、李欣汝友情出演：罗海琼、李琳、曹涤非、高捷、邰正宵、黄子佼、周蕙、陈宣裕（NONO）
⑵ 台湾艺人 NONO主演的电影 里面他饰演一个卖猪肉的
配音演出
2007年，担任动画《料理鼠王》幕后配音（为大米配音） 2007年，担任动画《亚瑟的奇幻王国》幕后配音（为毫发国小王子-贝达麦许配音）
电影
2003年《神探两个半》，导演：吴宗宪；主演：吴宗宪、柯受良、陈小春、 阿雅、罗志祥、温岚、欧汉声、NONO 2004年《妙探神威》原名《人不是我杀的》，导演：朱延平；主演：吴宗宪、阿雅、杨恭如、NONO、乐珈彤 2005年《一石二鸟》，导演：朱延平；主演：吴宗宪、吴孟达、雪村、林心如、曾志伟、NONO 2006年《傻傻爱》，导演：吴宗宪；主演：吴宗宪、林立雯、NONO、蔡头、马国毕、吴彦喧 2007年《四大金钗》，导演：吴宗宪；主演：吴宗宪、谢娜、莫少聪、吴辰君、午马、雪村、NONO、史可
电视剧
2005年《好美丽诊所》，导演：郎祖筠、林合隆；主要演员：余天、卜学亮、马世莉、况明洁、黄品源、王耀庆、NONO 广告中国信托信用卡、光阳机车、立即棒棉花棒、大雕药酒、神雕侠侣篇戏剧、圣夏零度
⑶ 功夫熊猫全部中英文台词
Legend tales of a legendary warrior whose kungfu skills was the staff of legend, he traveled the in search of the foes.
I see you like to chew, maybe you should chew on my desk.
亩冲The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full, then he swallowed, and then he spoke
Enough talk, let’s fight
He was so deadly in fact that his enemies will go blind for the over exposure to pure awesomeness
侍耐岩He is so awesome, and attractive.
How can we repay you?
There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness.
Flew!
It mattered not how many foes he faced, there were no match for his foedesity
Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved.
Even the most roller heroes in all of China ---the furious five
Bowed in respect of this great master
We shall hang out!---agreed
Yeh!
But hanging out would have to wait, because when you are facing ten thousand demons of demon mountain
There is only one thing and that’s
Get up
You’ll be late for work!
Po~ get up!
Hi~ Po, what are you doing up there?
Oh.nothing
Monkey! mantis!crane!viper!tigeress!wow~~
Po ,let’s go! You’re late for work!
Coming~
Sorry dad~
Sorry doesn’t make the noodles~
And what are you doing up there~all that noise
Oh…Nothing, just ..had a crazy
What about? What are you dreaming about?
En.was i….i was dreaming about..en…noodles.
Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?
老御Yeh…what else have I dreamed about?
Oh, careful, that soup is sharp!
Happy day! My son finally had the noodle dream!
You don’t know how long I have been waiting for this moment!
This is a sign, Po~
En..a sign of what?
You , are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup,
And then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant!
Just as I took it over from my father, who took it from his father who won it
From a game named Majiang.
Dad,dad,dad…this was just a dream.
No, it was just the dream.
We are noodle folk broth run though our veins.
Dad, didn’t you ever…want to do sth else?sth besides noodles?
Actually.when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu.
So why didn’t you?
Because it was a stupid dream!
Can you imagine me making tofu?
Hahahaha……tofu……no!
We all have our place in this world, mine is here, and yours is…
I know…is here.
No…it’s the table to 2,5,7and12!
Services with the smile!
Well done!students!if you are trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more accuracy,
Monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis… !
Master Shifu!
What?
it’s master Wugui, he wants to see you.
Master wugui, you summoned me? Is Sth wrong?
Why must sth be wrong for me to see my old friend?
So…nothing is wrong?
Well, I didn’t say that.
You’re saying…
I have an vision…Tailang will return.
That is impossible! He is in prison!
Nothing is impossible…
Sing!Fly to prison! Double the guards, double the weapons, double everything,
Tailang does not leave that prison.
Yes! Master shifu.
When often meet destiny on the road, it takes what it really to…
We have to do sth, before he march on the valley, and take arrange…he’ll…he’ll…
Mind this water, my friend
When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see.
But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. the dragon scroll. It is time…
But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with this secret to limit this power?
To become the dragon warrior?
I don’t know~
Excuse me…sorry…
Hey~~~watch your pose~
Sorry~
Sorry!doesn’t in purpose~
What! Master’s choosing the dragon warrior, today!
Everyone! Everyone! Go! Get to the jade palace!
One of the five is going tol get the dragon scroll!
We’ve been waiting for this for thousands of years!just leave the bowl!
This is the greatest thing in kungfu history!leave about it,kids go~
Po~ where are you going?
To the jade palace…
Don’t forget your noodle car! The whole valley will be there, you’ll sell noodles to all of them~
Selling noodles?
But,dad…you know I was thinking…maybe i…I becomes thingking…
Could also sell the bean bundles, they’re…they’re about to go bad…
That’s my boy! I told you that dream was a sign!~
Yeh~glad I had it~
Almost there!
What?no…no…no…
Sorry~po~we’ll bring you back souvenir.
No, I’ll bring me back souvenir.
It is a historic day, isn’t it, Master Wugui?
Yes…and I even felt I will not live to see~
Are your students ready?---yes master wugui.
You know this, old friend, whoever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you~
Let’s our tournament begin~
No nono~wei…I’ve come…
Hey~ open the door~ let me in~
Citizens of the valley please~ it is my quite honor to present you…tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis!
----the furious five
The furious 5?
Warriors, prepare~
Nono, pick it a hole
The thousands tons of fire~
Wow~kook at there! Hey~get away!
And finally!master tigeress~
Believe me!citizens! you’ve not seen anything yet~
I know!
Tigeress, play on! And her plays of gests~
I sense the dragon warrior is among us.
Citizens of the valley of the peace!
Master wugui will now choose the dragon warrior!
Oh?nonono,wait
Po!what are you doing!
Oh, well… mean, it’s none like you going anywhere
Would you turn around?
Sure…hey, how’s… how …get you find…master chifu
Someone broke that…but I’m going to fix it up…
Do you …have some glue…
So, you’re the legendary dragon warrior~
I guess so~
Wrong! You are not the dragon warrior!you’ll never be the dragon warrior!
Until you have learnt the secret of the dragon scroll.
So..how is this you?
Do you have a ladder, trampoline…
You think is that easy…
I’m going to just hand you the secret to this limitless power?!
No…I …
One must first master the highest level of kunfu, and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you.
Someone like me?
Yes! Look at you!
This fat prat
What Sensitive in the fatty parts…
And this ridiculous valley! And, outer! Disregard, for personal hygine…
Wait a minute…that’s a long count for…
Don’t stand that close I can smell your breath…
Wugui said that I was…the…
The Wushi finger hold? Finger hold?
Oh…you know this hold…
Developed by master wushi in the third dynasty, yes!
Oh~then You must know what happens when I flex my pinky
Nonononno…
You know the hardest part of this?
The hardest part is cleaning the passed bloods..
Ok…ok take it easy…
Nono …listen
Panda, wugui may have picked you…
But when I threw with you, I promise you
I are going to wish, he, hadn’t! are we clear?
Yeh…we clear, clear,we’re so clear!
Good…I can’t wait to get start~
Let’s begin!
Wait,wait,wait…what…
Unless you think great wugui was wrong…and you’re not the dragon warrior~
Ok…well
I think I can’t do all …those …moves…en…
Wow…if we don’t try, we never know…
Yeh..it’s just …maybe we can find something more suited my level..
And what level is that
…I know I’m…not a master…let’s just start zero, level zero
There’s no such thing as level zero~
Hey~maybe I can start with that~
That? We use that for training children~
And for proping the door open when it is hot~
But if you insist…
Wow~ the furious five~you’re so much bigger than your action figures~
Except you~mantis, you’re about the same.
Go ahead,panda…show us what you can do
Shall I Just wait them to get back to work and start…
Hit it!
Ok…I mean, I’m just a date…some is still digesting
So my kungfu may not be as good as…later on…
Just hit it!
What you get…he can nothing but I can stand right here..
Pick on my friends?
Get ready to feel the thunder~
Look at my crazy feet, what will you do about my crazy feet!
Come on ~I’m blured I’m blured…you’ve never seen bear’s style~
He’s only seen playing mantis or monkey style~and snake’s snake~
Why didn’ you hit it!
Oh…All right~all right~
One try again~a little harder~
How’s that?
That hurts…
This will be easier than I thought~
My tenders…
How did it that I do~
There’s now a level zero~
There’s no words…
No denying that…
I don’t understand what master wugui was thinking…
The Poor guy just gets himself killed
He is so mighty…the dragon warrior~
Fell out of the sky and full of fire
When he walks, the very gorge shades…
One would think that master wugui would choose someone who actually know kungfu…
Yeh..Or could at least touch his toes…or even see his toes
Ok…great…
Hey..hi… you’re up…
I’m now…
I was just…someday……my kungfu staff …work, you might think so…
I’ve had a long and rather disappointing day…so…yeh…i…should troubly get to sleep now
Yehyehyeh…of course…
Ok thanks
It’just how I essencially be a fan…
You’re totally amazing at the bank of weeping river~
I remembered thousands of ones…you didn’t stop
Oh… sorry about that…
Look!You don’t belong here.
I know…I know… you’re right…
I don’t have…it’s just a my whole-life dream…
Nono…I mean…you don’t belong…here! I mean, in this room…this is my room
Crane’s property.
Oh~ok~right, right
So..yeh…you want to get to sleep?!
I won’t pick you up~we get things tomorrow!
You’re awesome…Last thing I want to say, ok byebye
Wow…
What was that?
I didn’t say anything~
Ok~all right~good night~sleep well~
It seemed a little awkward…
Master tigeress! Did’t I wake you!? Just…
You don’t belong here…
Yeh..yeh…of course, this is your room…
I mean you don’t belong in the jade palace…
You’re disgraced kungfu…If you have any respect for who we are and what we do,you …will be gone by morning~
Big fan~~~
I see you have found the secret peach tree of heaven that I knew was then
Is that was this is…I was so sorry…
I just Take it as a regular peach…tree…
I understand, you eat when you’re upset.
Upset? I’m not up set!whywhywhy makes me upset…
So why are you upset?
I probably sucked to anyone in the history of kungfu.in the history of china, and in the history of sucking…
Probably…in the five…man you should see they totally hate me…
Totally?
How can shifu overturn me into the dragon warrior?
I’m…not like The five, I’ve got no claws, no wings, no venom…
Even mantis has those…things…
Maybe just I should just quit and go back to make my noodles.
Quit, don’t quit, noodles, don’t noodles.
You’re too concerned with outside world and what will be,
There is a saying ,Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery,
But today is a gift ,That is why it’s called the present (the gift)
⑷ 急求！功夫熊猫和花木兰1的中英文对白
功 夫 熊 猫
---------------1------------Paul的梦境---------------
Legend tells of a legendary warrior
- 有一位传奇中的传奇战士
whose kungfu skills were the stuff of legend。
- 他的功夫出神入化
He traveled the land in search of worthy foes
- 翻山越岭 寻凶觅敌
I see you like to chew
- 你丫挺喜欢吃啊
Maybe you should chew on my fist!
- 有种丫就上渗蚂我脸上来吃啊
The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full
- 战士一言不发 因为正忙着吃
then he swallowed
- 然后一口吞下
then he spoke
开口道
enough talk! Lets fight!
- "别废话 动手吧!"
He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind
- 他的一招一式如此彪悍 他的敌人目不暇接
exposure to pure awesomness
- 只有瞠目结舌的份儿
my eyes ..
- 我的眼睛..
he's too awesome
- 他太彪悍了!
and attractive ...
- 太迷人了!
How can we repay you?
- 我们何以回报
There is no charge to awesomness or attractiveness
- 彪悍竖喊敬不求回报 迷人更无所需
Flew
- 破瓦冲天!
It mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his for density
- 他征战无数 无人堪与之匹敌
never before had a panda been so feared
- 从没有哪只余慎熊猫能让人如此恐惧
and so loved
- 又让人如此爱戴
Even the most herotic heroes in all of the china - the furious five
- 即使是神州大地之上 最英勇的勇士们 最令人望而生畏的战士
bowed in respect of this great master
- 也心怀敬意地拜倒在这位大师脚下
We shall hang out
- 我们该金盆洗手了
Agree
- 没错
But hanging out would have to wait
- 但金盆洗手谈何易
Coz when you are facing a ten thousand demons of demon mountain
- 因为尚有万千暴徒待铲除
There's only one thing that it matters
- 前途只有一条
and that's ..
- 那就是..
Paul
- 宝!
Get up
- 快起床
You 'll be late for work
- 要误了生意了
What?..
- 什么?..
---------------2------------Paul家里---------------
Paul , get up
- 宝, 快起床!
hey paul, what are you doing up there?
- 嗨,肥波 你磨蹭啥呢?
Ah .. nothing ..
- 啊 .. 没啥
monkey, mantis, crane, viper, tigeress, roar...
-猴哥 螳郞 鹤儿 小蛇 虎妞 吼...
Paul ,let's go , you 're late for work
- 肥波, 快点! 都误了生意了.
Coming...
- 来啦...
..................
Sorry dad
- 对不起, 老爸
Sorry doesn't make the noodles
- 对不起可变不出面条来
What are you doing up there , all that noise
- 你在楼上搞什么名堂, 稀里哗啦的
Oh nothing , just had a crazy dream
- 噢, 没什么, 就是个乱七八糟的梦
About what ?
- 什么梦?
Uh ?
- 啊?
What were you dreaming about?
- 梦到什么了?
What was I , ah, I was dreaming about... uh...
- 梦到了, 啊...我梦见了...啊...
Noodles
- 面条
Noodles ? You were really dreaming about noodles?
面条?你真梦见面条了?
Uh yeh , What else would I be dreaming about ?
- 啊, 没错. 不然还能梦见啥?
...Oh ...Careful that soup is ... Sharp
- 哦 小心 那个镖很 锋利
Oh ... happy day..
- 哦 太让人高兴了..
My son finally having the noodle dream
- 我儿子终于做了个面条梦了
You don't know how long I 've been waiting for this moment
- 哦 你不知道 我等这一刻都等了多久
This is a sign ,paul
- 这是个好兆头, 肥波
Ahh ..a sign of what?
- 啊.. 什么好兆头?
You are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup
- 我终于可以把我的秘之又秘
and then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant
私酿密汤的配方传给你了
Just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father
- 就像我子承父业 父承爷业一样
who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang (麻将)
- 这店可是爷爷玩麻将从朋友手里赢来的
Dad Dad Dad, it was just a dream
- 老爸 老爸 老爸, 这不过是场梦
No , it was THE dream
- 不 这是注定的梦
We are noodle folk, broth runs though our veins
- 我们是面条世家, 流淌着面条的血脉
But dad , didn't you eve...
- 可是,老爸, 你有没有...
I don't know ,wanna do something else ? something besides noodles
- 我不清楚, 有没有想过做点别的, 除了面条之外的
Actually when I was young and crazy
- 其实, 我还是个愤青的时候
I thought about running away and learning how to make Doufu (豆腐)
- 曾想过, 离家出走, 学做豆腐
So why didn't you
- 那你干吗不做?
Oh , because it was a stupid dream
- 噢, 因为这是个黄梁蠢梦
Can you imagine me making Doufu ..
- 你能想象我做豆腐的样子吗?
Hahahaha... Doufu ...
- 哈哈哈哈...豆腐...
No!
- 别提了!
We all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is ...
- 我们各有其命 我就是面条命 而你…
I know , is here
- 我知道了 也是面条命
No, it’s at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile
- 错! 是建成连锁面馆7+12 , 别忘了微笑服务
Sigh...
- 唉...
--------------- 3 ------------ JADE PALACE ---------------
Well done, students
- 干得漂亮 徒弟们
If you were trying to disappoint me
可别让我失望
Tigeress you need more ferocity
- 阿虎 力道要更强
monkey quicker speed
皮猴 速度要更快
crane hike, viper subtlety
鹤儿 更高, 小蛇 细腻
mantis...
螳郞...
Master Shifu!
- 师傅...
What?
- 插什么嘴?
Ahhh! it..it..it’s master oogway , he wants to see you
- 啊! 乌..乌..乌龟大师来了, 他想见您
-------------- 4 -----------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR---------------
Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?
- 乌龟大师 您召见我 是出什么事了吗?
Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?
- 为何非要出事 才能与老友相聚呢?
So , nothing is wrong?
- 这么说, 没出啥事?
Well, I didn’t say that.
- 我倒也没这么说
(oogway 's breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one )
[呼呼呼吹蜡烛]
You’re saying...
- 您是说...
I've had a vision
- 我看见了些幻相
Tailung will return
- 太郞会重现江湖
That is impossible , he's in prison
- 这不可能, 他还在牢里呢
Nothing is impossible
- 万事皆有可能
Zeng, fly to chor ghom prison
- 小曾 马上飞到桃岗天牢去
and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons
- 告诉他们 看守加倍 兵器加倍
double everything
- 什么都加倍
Tailung does not leave that prison
- 确保太郎不会越狱
Yes ... master shifu
- 遵命! 师傅大师
One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it
- 有言 子欲避之 反促遇之
We have to do something
- 我们不能无动于衷
We can't just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge ..
- 他说不定会来谷中泄愤 以报私恨
he'll..he'll…
- 他..他...
Your mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see
- 心如此水 老朋友 乱则不明
but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear
但若心如止水 答案便尽现眼前
The dragon scroll
- 龙之卷轴
It is time
- 是时候了...
But who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power
- 可传给谁? 谁值得信任, 能把这无限的力量交付与他
to become the dragon warrior
让他成为"龙战士"
I don't know
- 我亦不知
---------------5------------PAUL家的面档---------------
Excuse me, excuse me, sorry ....
- 让让,让一让, 抱歉
Hey...watch it paul...
- 嘿.. 看着点走, 肥波
Sorry ...Sorry .. A dozen pardon ...
- 对不起, 对不起, 请您原谅
what?
- 什么?
HA, Master oogway's choosing the dragon warrior?!Today!!
- 乌龟大师选龙战士?! 今天!!
Everyone ,everyone , go, get to the jade palace!
- 大伙们, 大家们快去, 去极宫
One of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll
- 五杰之一要得到龙卷轴了
We’ve been waitin' a thousand years for this, just in *****- 千年等一回啊 吃完就快去啊!
This is the greatest thing in kungfu history!
- 这可是武林之中 史无前例的盛世!
Don't worry about it , just go
- 别操心付账了 快去吧!
Paul , where are you going?
- 肥波 你要去哪儿?
To the jade palace
- 去..极宫
But you're forgeting your noodle car!
- 可你忘了你的面条车了
The whole valley will be there
- 整个山谷的居民都会去
and you'll sell noodles to all of them
- 你就可以大卖特卖了
Selling noodles ?
- 卖面?
But,dad..you know I was kinda thinking maybe I ..
- 可是, 老爸, 我在想我可不可以...
Yeah.?
- 嗯?
I was kinda thinking maybe I ..
我想我可不可以...Uh huh?
- 啊哈?
Could also sell the bean buns, they’re...they’re about to go bad…
- 可不可以也顺道卖点冰棒, 估计销量不错
That's my boy
- 真是个好孩子
I told you that dream was a sign
- 我说过那个梦是个好兆头
Yeah , hehe ..glad I had it ...
- 没错, 呵呵..去了再说吧
---------------6------------去JADE PALACE的路上---------------
I could not find where
- 我都找不到北了
Me,too
- 我也是
Shan Dulian ascended the sky [听不太清楚]
- 山都连上天了
let is go
- 我们走
uh yeah , almost there
- 啊耶, 就要到了
what ? no! ... no! ...no!
- 什么?! 不会吧! 不!... 不!
sorry paul , we 'll bring you back a souvenir ..
- 不好意思了, 肥波, 我们会给你带纪念品的
no , I 'll bring me back a souvenir
- 不, 我要自己带纪念品下来
---------------7------------JADE PALACE的广场上---------------
it is a historic day
- 这是历史性的一天
isn’t it, master oogway ?
- 是吧, 乌龟大师?
yes , and one I feared I would not live to see
- 是啊, 只要我一息尚存, 我就不会错过的
are your students ready ?
你的徒弟们准备好了吗?
yes , master ooguay
- 好了, 乌龟大师
now know this , old friend
- 好了 乌龟大师
whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley
- 不管我选了谁 不仅是给山谷带来平和
but also to you
也是给你
let the tournament begin
- 现在宣布 比赛开始
ohh...yeh , hahah
- 噢..耶! 哈哈
oh no , no no no wait
- 怎么回事? 不! 等等!
I 'm come,coming from this...
- 我来了! 等等!
oh god
- 噢,上帝..
hey , open the door ..let me in ....
- 嗨, 把门打开! 让我进去!
citizens of the valley of peace
- 平和谷的居民们
it is my great honor to present you
- 我深感荣幸 为你们介绍
tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis
虎妞 小蛇 鹤儿 皮猴 螳郞
the furious five
"盛怒五杰"
and the furious five
- 这就是盛怒五杰
warriors prepare
- 战士们 准备
Nono, pick it a hole
登台竞技
The thousands tons of fire~
万火穿空
Wow~kook at there! Hey~get away!
哇噢 看看那个
嗨 别档着我!
And finally!master tigeress~
最后出场的是 虎妞大师
Believe me!citizens! you’ve not seen anything yet~
相信我 居民们 你们将大开眼界
I know!
我知道!!
Tigeress, play on! And her plays of gests~
虎妞上场 为您表演 空手入白刃
I sense the dragon warrior is among us.
我感觉到"龙战士"就在我们中间
Citizens of the valley of the peace!
平和谷的居民们
Master wugui will now choose the dragon warrior!
乌龟大师现在要甄选"龙战士"了
Oh?nonono,wait
什么? 不不 等等
有了
Po!what are you doing!
肥波 你在干什么?
What’s it like we are doing?
怎么看上去像个马桶?
Stopstop! I’ll go to see the dragon warrior!
别动 我要去看"龙战士"
Po,don’t you understand? You finally had the noodle dream!
我怎么没听明白
你不是做了面条梦了吗?
I lied…I don’t dream about noodles,dad
我撒谎了
我压根没梦见过面条 老爸
I love kungfu!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~
我爱功夫!!!
Oh, come on, son~let’s get back to work!
算了吧 儿子
还是做生意吧
Ok…
好吧
Oh…what was going on…
出什么事儿了?
Where are…
我在...?
What are you pointing..oh…ok…sorry…I just want to see who the dragon warrior was
你指什么啊?
哦 对啊 对不起
我只是想看看谁才是"龙战士"
How interesting it is…
真有意思啊
Master,are you pointing at me?
大师 您是指我吗?
Him…
- 是他
Who?
- 谁?
You!
- 你
Me?
- 我?
The universe has brought us the dragon warror~
上苍降"龙战士"予我们
What? What? ……
什么?!
Stop!wait!who called you to…
停下来 等等 谁让你们...
Master wugui wait…
乌龟大师 等等
That clumsy panda cannot possibly be the answer to our problem..
那只肥头大耳的破烂熊猫怎么可能就是...
You’re about to point out tegeress…that thing thrown in front of her..
搞错了吧?
你正要认定虎妞
结果那只破烂熊猫从天而降
That was just an accident..
这是个意外!
There are no accidents.
存在即为合理
Forgive us…master, we have failed you…
请您原谅 师傅 我们让您失望了
No…if the panda has not quit by morning, then I will failed you…
不 要是明天那熊猫还没打退堂鼓
是我让你们失望了
----------监狱--------
Wait wait…there have been a message from master shifu.
等等 等等我是信使
我是信使 从师傅大师那儿来
What?double the guard and set precautions?
什么?!
守卫加倍?! 特别小心?!
Your prison may not be adequate?
你的天牢不够严密?!
You doubt my prison security?
你怀疑我天牢的安全?!
Absolutely not
绝对没有
Shifu does… I’m just the messager
师傅这么说 我就是个传话的
Oh..give a message for your master shifu…escape from the prison is impossible
那么请你代我传个话给师傅
从桃岗天牢越狱绝不可能!
Impressive,isn’t it?
叹为观止吧?
It’s very impressive..very impressive
是 是 叹为观止
相当的叹为观止
One way in.one way out
进道出路 只有一条
One thousand guards and one prisoner
千名守卫 只为一囚
Yes..except that prisoner is tailing…
没错 只是那个囚徒是...
太郎
Take us down..
送我们下
My god…
天哪
Be held .tailang
看看 这就是太郎
I’ll…en…I’ll still wait here…
我...我还是待在这儿吧
It doesn’t to worry about… it’s perfectly safe…
哈哈 没什么好担心的 万无一失
Have the array.
- 弓箭准备
Tough guy, did you hear…wugui did finally find someone to give the scroll
- 这是要干吗?
嗨 牛人 你听说了吗?
乌龟要把龙卷轴传人了
And it’s not ,won’be you.
别想了反正不会是你
What are you doning? You’ll get him mad!
- 你在干什么?别把他惹恼了
What’s he gonna to do about it? I’ve got him completetly immobilized
- 他又能怎么着 我已经把他捆结实了
Oh…did I stamp your witty tail?
哦 一不小心踩到你那小巧玲珑的尾巴了
I’ve seen enough
我服了 我看的够多了
I’ll tell shifu it doesn’t worry aboutNo he doesn’t…
我会跟师傅说没啥可担心的
- 那是当然
Ok I’ll tell him..can I please go now?
- 对 我就这么说
咱们能走了吗?
----------------------极宫殿----------------------
Wait a second…
啊哦 慢点好吗?
think this has been a slight mistake…
我想有点小误会
Everyone thinks I’m …
大家都把我当成...
The sacred hall of warriors…
"龙战士"的神秘大厅 不会吧
Look at this place…
瞧瞧这地儿
Master fly’s armor… With sinks of battle damage…
飞翔大师的铠甲! 一点损伤都没有啊!
Wow..The sword of hero’s
It’s said to be so sharp that you can cut yourself just by looking…
英雄之刀!
据说吹毛断发 看看都会受伤
The invisible dragon..of destiny
隐形的命运之杖!
I’ve only seen painting of that painting…
我只见过这画的伪作
No…
The legendary vase of warrior’s
不会吧
It’s said…it contains the entire potential army
传说中的战士窃语之瓮
据说装着整支金甲部队的魂魄
Hello..
Have you finished sightseeing…
- 你们好
- 你观光完毕了吗?
Sorry…I should come to see you first…
My patience …
- 对不起 我该第一个来看你
- 我的耐心有限
Oh, well… mean, it’s none like you going anywhere
- 不过 看起来你也没法去哪儿
Would you turn around?
- 你能转过身来吗?
Sure…hey, how’s… how …get you find…master chifu
当然
嗨 这样怎么样
你怎么才...跟师傅...
Someone broke that…but I’m going to fix it up…
Do you …have some glue…
有人把这个打碎了
但我会给补好的 你有没有...
...胶水吗?
麻烦
So, you’re the legendary dragon warrior~
你就是那个传说中的"龙战士"?
I guess so~
嗯 我想是吧
Wrong! You are not the dragon warrior!you’ll never be the dragon warrior!
错! 你不是那个"龙战士"
Until you have learnt the secret of the dragon scroll.
除非你学会了那龙轴里的秘密
才是那个龙战士
So..how is this you?
那...要怎么个学法呢?
Do you have a ladder, trampoline…
你有什么羊皮信或是秘籍吗?
You think is that easy…
你以为是这么简单的吗?
I’m going to just hand you the secret to this limitless power?!
我会把那无限力量的秘密就这么交给你?
No…I …
- 不 我...
One must first master the highest level of kunfu, and that is clearly impossible if that
one is someone like you.
- 一个人必须先达到功夫的化境
很明显这个人不可能是个像你这样的
Someone like me?
- 像我这样的?
Yes! Look at you! This fat prat
What Sensitive in the fatty parts…
And this ridiculous valley! And, outer! Disregard, for personal hygine…
- 是的
看看你 这肥屁股 粗胳臂
啊 这些赘肉可都娇贵的很呢
还有这滑天下之大稽的大肚皮
还有 一点儿也不讲卫生
Wait a minute…that’s a long count for…
嘿 积点口德 这么说可有点不耐听
Don’t stand that close I can smell your breath…
别站这么近 口臭都出来了
Wugui said that I was…the…
听着 乌龟大师说我是....
The Wushi finger hold? Finger hold?
啊 巫师指
别用巫师指
Oh…you know this hold…
哦 你知道这个指法
Developed by master wushi in the third dynasty, yes!
第三王朝时 巫师大师发明的 当然
Oh~then You must know what happens when I flex my pinky
那你一定知道 一旦放下小指会发生什么了
Nonononno…
不 不要
You know the hardest part of this?
你知道最难办的是什么吗?
The hardest part is cleaning the passed bloods..
最难办之处 就是善后 呵呵
Ok…ok take it easy…
好吧 好吧 表激动
Nono …listen Panda, wugui may have picked you…
那仔细听着 熊猫
乌龟也许选了你
But when I threw with you, I promise you are going to wish, he, hadn’t! are we clear?
可当我找上你 你会希望 他选的不是你!
听清楚没?
清楚了 清楚了 太清楚了
Yeh…we clear, clear,we’re so clear!
很好 呵呵
Good…I can’t wait to get start~
我都按耐不住 就等着开始了
Let’s begin!
我们开始吧
Wait,wait,wait…what…
等等 什么?
Now ?
Yes!...now~~~
- 现在?
- 是的 现在!
Unless you think great wugui was wrong…and you’re not the dragon warrior~
除非你认为了不起的乌龟错了
而你也不是"龙战士"
Ok…well I think I can’t do all …those …moves…en…
好吧 我不知道我能不能...
把那些招式都比划出来
花木兰1在http://..com/question/84513743.html?si=3
http://www.fpx.de/fp/Disney/Scripts/Mulan.html
问题补充到http://fy.iciba.com/
⑸ 回味宪哥经典台词
1.宪哥：给你10秒钟，请列举每月都会来一次的东西！
（被问女艺人尴尬的笑）
宪哥：水电费帐单，电话费帐单，银行帐单…………
2.宪哥：恐龙被强 J那 就是一种福利~~
3.宪哥：我的一个朋友是混帮会的 为了不怕砍 在背上纹了一个龟壳...
所以我每次见到他都要忍不住摸摸他的头……
4.（女嘉宾跳完舞）
宪哥：你的舞跳的真是光屁股坐板凳，有板有眼……
5.宪哥：看看他是不是手上都长老茧了...（问少林和尚
NONO：是因为练功的关系吗？
宪哥：是因为晚上寂寞的关系啊
6.宪哥：请挺胸！（对女艺人
宪哥：啊，你没有胸就不用挺了（对阿雅）
7.宪哥：人家的第一次，就是在半推半就的情况下…轿歼………学会弹钢琴的！
8.宪哥：要想人不辣,除非己末辣,辣到最高点,心中有辣辣,两人山中来比辣,看是你辣还是我辣! （其中辣字还可以换成别的）
9.宪哥：商女不知亡国恨 妓 女不懂婚外情
10.宪哥：接下来大家一定以为我采访下一个嘉宾，错~我要采访我们的吉他手。
这才是我们节目的精髓，让你永远想不到我们要做什么（走到吉他手旁边）现在我站在吉他手旁边，（转向鼓手）那么请鼓手谈谈想法~~但是他的看法我们不care~~（然后走开）
11.宪哥：请大家用XXXX这个成语造句！我先来造一个。
邻居老王家有一个牌匾，上面四个大字“XXXX”。
12.宪哥：人乱兄家都说胸大无脑，脑大的人无胸嘛~~~（安慰阿雅时长用）
13.宪哥：你们不要看康康长这样，康康其实是混血儿。
他是混外星球的……
14.宪哥：我告诉你们哦，他/她这个XXX在我们XX界可是最XX的哦，来，XXX
（几乎介绍不熟的都用这招）
15.对阿雅说，“你怎么针眼啦？是不是因为偷看男生大便？！”
16.跟小s演出情景喜剧花木兰，小s演的花木兰为了证明自己女儿身，把外衣一脱。
宪哥大叫：“哇！！好大两颗图钉阿！”
17.宪哥：下面出场的这位嘉宾可是我们中国男人的骄傲让我们鼓掌欢迎古巨基（鸡）先生！~
18.宪哥：为什么你们可以那么火啊
AV女优：因为男人脱了没看头
宪哥：有啊，怎么没看头，男人脱了就看到头了呀。
19.宪哥：中国大陆有五等美女：
一等美女 飘洋过海
二等美女深圳珠闭陪冲海
三等美女留在上海
四等美女家里等待
五等美女下放劳改
20.宪哥：性冷感性冷感性冷感
小s：强 J犯强 J犯强 J犯！（小s用手指着他）